It's the ladies' fault for being shallow and refusing to be interested in anyone who doesn't look like Antonio Banderas. Otherwise, I wouldn't need comics to keep myself occupied in line.

"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey "If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script