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#513460 2005-05-21 4:15 PM
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{quote]Storm in a D-cup as computer heroine Lara Croft loses infamous features

LONDON (AFP) - In an attempt to appeal to more female players the creators of computer game icon Lara Croft have re-vamped her image to remove one of her most prominent and remarked-upon features -- her generous bust.

For years, Croft's gravity-defying chest, waspish waist and long legs have delighted teenage boys playing the various editions of "Tomb Raider," the computer game in which she stars.

According to Saturday's edition of The Times newspaper, British computer game firm Eidos, which created Croft, has changed her physique to one less likely to put off female players.

In the soon-to-be-released "Tomb Raider: Legend," the eighth title to feature Croft, her DD-size bust has been reduced to a more modest C-cup and some of her more revealing outfits have been ditched, the report said.

The adventurer even sports a modest round-neck sweater with full arms for part of the game, the paper added.

"Lara's been on a diet and she's definitely gone down a cup size, but she's still quite well proportioned," Toby Gard, the original creator of the character, told the paper.

Created in the mid-1990s, Croft's series of adventures have made huge profits for Eidos, and were turned into a pair of films starring US actress Angelina Jolie as the eponymous heroine.

However, the most recent Tomb Raider titles have fared less well. In March, shares in Eidos tumbled more than 30 percent in a single day following speculation about a profit warning.




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I don't see the point in buying Tomb Raider games anymore.



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This thread is worthless without pictures.

That being said, C-cup is perfect. I have long been a fan of women with size C breasts, I swear to jerk off just as much to the new Lara as I did the old one.

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The new look:



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I don't care.

Never got into the games. Plus, SHE'S NOT REAL.


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DON'T RUIN THE FANTASY!

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I don't care.

Never got into the games. Plus, SHE'S NOT REAL.




I concur.


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dammit you guys you're not following the rules! We're supposed to all be in an uproar and condemn Eidos for destroying the core of the character and sign an online petition to give Lara bigger boobs! I mean, what other reason would there be for Yahoo! news to headline something like this!?

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Stupid Doog said:
DON'T RUIN THE FANTASY!




I concur.


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The new look:








I think that's the best she's ever looked. If I was a polygonal dude I'd definitely put the fuck-down on this version before the rest. I don't really see how women would find her that much less offensive. She still looks like a jerk off fest.


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Pathetic geeks that are so repulsed by real women they have to fantasize about video game characters.


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I can't say that I care either way about the 'breast reduction'...But I am pleased with the new look, and the ovarall approach to the new game. I posted a thread in here somewhere shortly after this game was announced. Appearantly Core is not doing it, and the new team behind this game is trying to recapture the gameplay of the original Lara games (definately a good thing!).

As a longtime fan of the series (yup, I'm the guy that downloads the custom levels) I can't wait to get this one.


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As long as they never change her hairstyle. I love that braid.


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As long as they never change her hairstyle. I love that braid.




I said that when I first saw the trailers for the second movie (I hated that they put Lara in a ponytail). I've grown to like the fact that they did though, and I think it would look great in the game. Anything but the God awful bun thing in the first one.

And yes...I'm officially the gayest fuck on these here boards...resorting to critiquing the hairstyles of a videogame character.


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Pathetic geeks that are so repulsed by real women they have to fantasize about video game characters.




Wow you totally fucking get it!



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