Seriously, I don't understand her appeal - with all the beautiful actresses in Hollywood, the couldn't find a good-looking woman with some sex appeal? Someone a man might actually want to sink his teeth into? She is definately Tom Cruise's beard - he made an ass outta himself on Oprah, and yet everyone seems to believe that they're sooooo in love. :

Bale looks great though - as does the rest of the cast - but even a great preview/trailer can't get me past the initial "What were they thinking?" reaction I had to the tank.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi