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Papa Smurf wouldn't know the smurfiness of smurfing a real woman if it smurfed him over the smurf since he prefers smurfing his own smurf! Why do you think I smurfed myself back to Gargamel?
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And I thought there was no way you guys could take a sweet, innocent cartoon and pervert it.....until now!
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Smurfette said:
Papa Smurf wouldn't know the smurfiness of smurfing a real woman if it smurfed him over the smurf since he prefers smurfing his own smurf! Why do you think I smurfed myself back to Gargamel?
oh no she didn't! I'm telling Papa Smurf.
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Thanks for the heads up PJP......truth be told I've stretched smurfette's dirty twat so wide open I'm sick of the nasty bitch.....let gargamel fuck her in the ass, cum in her face and then let azrael lick her clean........she wasn't all that.
That's Not Very Smurfy Of You
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That wasn't me, that was a replica you smurfed from your own smurfy magic spells, because that's the closest you've ever smurfed to smurfing my twat! Now smurf off, you old cradle smurfer! I'll call you when Azrael's out of catnip!
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I hate not knowing what the smurf is wrong with Smurfette.
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You know I'm all for waiting to have sex until marriage (even if I didn't practice it), but isn't it equally possible that a person might regret not having sex before marriage as much as haveing sex before marriage? I just wanna know what you guys think.
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How do you know? I mean... if you get married and the sex is bad but you've got nothing to compare it to, you might just think sex isn't all that great.
Bob Burden said:
Pie for the pirates,
wine for the dogs.
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But sex out of wedlock sends you to the bad place.
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Randal_Flagg said:
You know I'm all for waiting to have sex until marriage (even if I didn't practice it), but isn't it equally possible that a person might regret not having sex before marriage as much as haveing sex before marriage? I just wanna know what you guys think.
I think it's fine either way, really. If that's what you want, you'll be happy with your choice. If it's not, chances are you're going to know what you need and settle down with someone with whom you can connect on that level.
It's a win win situation, I think.
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Smurfs can't fuck. They're asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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But sex out of wedlock sends you to the bad place.
Canada?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Bob Burden said:
Pie for the pirates,
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Smurfette said:
That wasn't me, that was a replica you smurfed from your own smurfy magic spells, because that's the closest you've ever smurfed to smurfing my twat! Now smurf off, you old cradle smurfer! I'll call you when Azrael's out of catnip!
That was you you damn dirty smurf....I smurfed your smurfhole and your smurfina so damn good all night smurf. I dumped all my smurf inside of you and you smurfed me for more. You said you needed to swallow my smurf for energy and protein so you dirty twat smurf can go and smurf yourself.
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