klinton77: women can smell that shit
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pretty much
klinton77: Fuck...what a night...playing Dr. Phil...online...drunk...
ChrryVanilla06: Definitely
ChrryVanilla06: LOL
rqbumbershoot: There have been times when I've been 99% positive that I had a connection with a female, and others have believed it, and it goes south on me.
rqbumbershoot: It's fate!
ChrryVanilla06: no no no
klinton77: you sabatoge that shit
ChrryVanilla06: then it's not the right girl
klinton77: trust me
rqbumbershoot: There's no such thing as the right girl.
ChrryVanilla06: i mean, what's the point of just having any girl
ChrryVanilla06: if it isn't going to last
ChrryVanilla06: I believe there is
rqbumbershoot: What's the point?
klinton77: you need to stop worrying about women, and focus on liking your own company. The girlfriend will follow in time. I promise!
ChrryVanilla06: there are girls out there that are much better for you than others--that's what im saying
ChrryVanilla06: once you stop worrying/looking---she will be right around the corner---always works that way
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i agree with klint
rqbumbershoot: Aside from my success rate with women, I have a fine opinion of myself.
rqbumbershoot: Women are just evil.
klinton77: no thier not.
klinton77: you could alays see guys if you really feel that way
ChrryVanilla06: well folks i better get some sleep
klinton77: gay men are much easier than women
ChrryVanilla06: it has been nice chatting w/ ya'll
ChrryVanilla06: :-)
rqbumbershoot: And don't give me that, "You'll find it when you're not looking" crap.
klinton77: nite!
ChrryVanilla06: ni ni
ChrryVanilla06 has left the room.
rqbumbershoot: No thanks. I like boobies and pussy too much to turn gay.
klinton77: seriously though...you always find the person you fall in love with when you're not looking
klinton77: ALWAYS!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: he is right
rqbumbershoot: It's not exactly a switch I can turn off.
klinton77: Yeah you can
klinton77: preocupy yourself with activities
klinton77: volunteer at a local group
rqbumbershoot: The only time I'm not thinking about it is when I'm reading comics. And I doubt the girl of my dreams is gonna come up to me while I read comics.
klinton77: Shit...when you get busy and surround yourself with people...you stop worrying, and start living
klinton77: that'S when shit falls into place
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: exactly
rqbumbershoot: No, when I surround myself with people, I go, "Alright who here's single...?"
rqbumbershoot: Can't turn it off.
klinton77: fine...you'Re a hopless loser
rqbumbershoot: That's right.
klinton77: whatever
rqbumbershoot: End the hate, Pariah.
klinton77: sneaky...how about the weather?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: god your worse then winged. and i thought helping him was bad
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oy
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: men
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: weather
klinton77: sunny and hot!
klinton77: yeah!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its sunny and hot, humid as a fat mans armpit i'm hoping a breeze comes off lake huron tomorrow and it'll be a bit cooler
klinton77: not so humid tonight
rqbumbershoot: It's not totally bad in Snarfville. I have had phone sex and online sex multiple times in the past year.
klinton77: the terrace was nice
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: lucky you
rqbumbershoot: Indeed.
rqbumbershoot: With women, no less.
klinton77: I had cyber with TTT earlier today
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes that was nice
rqbumbershoot: I'm so lucky I didn't have a beverage, or that line would've caused a total spit take.
klinton77: sneaky was the 'cheerleader'
rqbumbershoot: Does sneaky like to watch?
klinton77: nope
klinton77: she threw up^
rqbumbershoot: Huh.
klinton77: Fucking infomercials....
klinton77: I think I want to get the 'AB Revolutionizer'
rqbumbershoot: Well, klint, that's how baby infomercials are made.
klinton77: If it comes with the spokesmodels...I can understang
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no showcase roaster?
klinton77: nope...we also have magic bullet....but the models aren'T as pretty
klinton77: I'm sticking with the ab thing
rqbumbershoot: Magic Bullet... Sneaky don't you have a vibrator called that?
klinton77: That's 'Magic Rocket'
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i probably do
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i don't know there's too many
rqbumbershoot: How many?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh 8 or so
klinton77: so...other than sex...what can we talk about?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: couple flesh lights too
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh i dunno
klinton77: I have images of snarf wanking to this shit in my head....
klinton77: stop it sneaks
rqbumbershoot: Not yet. Later maybe.
rqbumbershoot: 8? Christ, girl.
klinton77: I have three
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: that was my soul purpose of continuing
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: three
rqbumbershoot: And you have flesh lights, too?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ameteur
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yep, gag gift
rqbumbershoot: Ah.
klinton77: flesh lights? wux that?
rqbumbershoot: Faux vaginas, best I can figure.
klinton77: nasty...
klinton77: don't want that shit
rqbumbershoot: So says the man with the vibrator.
klinton77: I don't have a vibrator
klinton77: dildos
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no klint probably has the fake feet
klinton77: mmm....fake feet
rqbumbershoot: Uhh...
klinton77: those are sex-y!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ...probably makes his dildos out of those mold a dick kits too
klinton77: I don't use dildos myself...
klinton77: they'Re for using on my partners
klinton77: It's not my bag
rqbumbershoot: Whatever, Austin Powers.
klinton77: I've tried it..
klinton77: I just don't like it
klinton77: God...I wish Pariah as here right now
rqbumbershoot: Why?
klinton77: he'd love this conversation
rqbumbershoot: He'd just go on about Ray freakin Liotta so more....
klinton77: he likes Ray Liota?
klinton77: why?
klinton77: Sneaky...still here?
rqbumbershoot: I don't know. He was going on about someone borrowing a Liotta move from him and never giving it back...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah had to get up ass was starting to stick
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damn leather
klinton77: Leather? as in catsuit?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: as in chair
rqbumbershoot: I assumed she was naked in a leather chair.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cat suit no thats at the cleaners
rqbumbershoot: I see...
klinton77: You don't have leather cleaned...
klinton77: silly
rqbumbershoot: So sneaky, why are you naked in a leather chair?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but i needed to get the ass area taken in
rqbumbershoot: Is the catsuit a little loose in the caboose area?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh cause its hot and my AC isn't working
klinton77: that's not a cleaner sneaks...that's a tailor
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its a 2 in 1 klint
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damn chinese are cheap these days
klinton77: lol
klinton77: got ya
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
klinton77: I want another cigarette
klinton77: but I think I left my pack
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah
klinton77: shit!
klinton77: shit
klinton77: shit
klinton77: shit
klinton77: shit
klinton77: fuyck
rqbumbershoot: Not since the Clerks Animated Series have I seen such an animated nicotine fit....
klinton77: FUCK OFF!
klinton77: lol
klinton77: seriously though
klinton77: I want a cig
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
klinton77: and the 24hr dep is about 6 blocks away
klinton77: in the village
klinton77: don't want to go back
klinton77: fuck!
rqbumbershoot: Oh, don't be such a baby.
klinton77: this from MR.'I can't get laid ....ever'?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: if i can go the distance for a pack so can you!
klinton77: I went the distance...and ended up at the bar...
rqbumbershoot: I never have to go the distance.
klinton77: which is where I left the pac I set out to get
rqbumbershoot: There's a 24 hour place right across the street from my apartment.
klinton77: nice
klinton77: I'm jelous
klinton77: jealous
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: me too
rqbumbershoot: You should be!
klinton77: I am
rqbumbershoot: Good.
klinton77: of course...I'd have to be a sexless wallflower...
klinton77: but everything has it's downside
rqbumbershoot: I'm a wallflower, but not exactly sexless.
klinton77: have you ever put your penis in a woman?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: your poor hand
rqbumbershoot: ... No comment.
klinton77: exactly...
rqbumbershoot: A gentlemen never reveals such details.
klinton77: ok
klinton77: sneaky...have you ever put your penis in a woman?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no but i've put my tongue in a woman
rqbumbershoot: This is gonna sound immature, but there was this one time I absolutely could've gotten laid, but I didn't want to.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: does that count?
rqbumbershoot: Tell us more sneaks.
klinton77: I've put my tounge in a woman too
klinton77: not so fun that
klinton77: women are lousy kissers
rqbumbershoot: Says you.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes that they are
klinton77: and the whole 'cunnalingus' thing...not for me
klinton77: it's true
klinton77: women don't have the 'umph' behind thier kisses....it's all soft and fluffy
rqbumbershoot: I'm actually fascinated by the concept of cunnilingus and can't wait to go down on a girl.
klinton77: It's all right
rqbumbershoot: I like soft and fluffy.
klinton77: nothing special
klinton77: but then...I like boys
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: meh pickins are slim at the fish market these days
klinton77: never
klinton77: there are always gonna be more women on the planet than men
klinton77: there are always single girls
rqbumbershoot: "Fish market"?
klinton77: they're everywhere
klinton77: fish=women
rqbumbershoot: Ah.
klinton77: you really didn't get that%
klinton77: ?
klinton77: seriously?
klinton77: y?
rqbumbershoot: I suspected that's what it might mean, but wasn't sure.
klinton77: yay!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: good for snarf
klinton77: Step one in the 'You too can get laid' program
rqbumbershoot: Good for me indeed.
rqbumbershoot: How many steps are in this program.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: wouldn't step one be leaving the basement?
klinton77: 999,999,999,9999
rqbumbershoot: I've left the basement sneaks.
rqbumbershoot: Now I live above a comic book store!
klinton77: no...you need to educate them before you unleash them on the publis
rqbumbershoot: It's da coolest!
klinton77: to get laid...you need to realize that that shit isn't 'cool'
klinton77: at all
klinton77: step two
rqbumbershoot: I thought you just had to "be yourself".
rqbumbershoot: Unless Hollywood has... *GASP* lied to me?!?
klinton77: if 'yourself' is a fifteen year old, trapped in a 30 year old body...then no.
rqbumbershoot: NOOOO!!!!!
klinton77: sneaky...
klinton77: tell him ehat you'd look for in a man
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh klint thats not a good iddea
klinton77: sure it is
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i kinda soup out the comic shops
klinton77: never mind then
rqbumbershoot: And on that note, I gotta call it a night. I'm outta here, folks.
klinton77: nite
rqbumbershoot: G'night!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nite
rqbumbershoot has left the room.
klinton77: doo-dee-doo-dee-doo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: what talent you have
klinton77: you have no idea
klinton77: lalalalalalalalal!
klinton77: And....THE HILLS ARE ALIVE....WITH THE SOUND OF MUUUUUUSICCCCCCCC!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha
klinton77: admit it...you're flattered by my serenade
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh you have no idea
klinton77: yeah...
klinton77: Hey...wanna help me kill off Beardguy
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm sounds good
klinton77: cool...that little shit is annoying the living fuck out of me lately
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah
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DECTECTlVE BUNNY: thank you for stopping by
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captainsammitch: hello?
captainsammitch: ECHO! Echo! echo!
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Balloonknot666: Hey keep it down here, Some of us are trying to sleep
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UltimateJaburg53: !
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UltimateJaburg53: In or out
Balloonknot666: I hate my fucking router
UltimateJaburg53: kicking you?
Balloonknot666: Yes
Balloonknot666: I just reset everything
Balloonknot666: I so wish I could get a Static IP, That way I could my cisco Router that I have
UltimateJaburg53: do you have a nortons 2004 serial handy?
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PenWing424 has entered the room.
PenWing424: good morning
PenWing424: i seem to be all by myself
PenWing424: i wonder what i missed last night
PenWing424: what i wanna know is...
PenWing424: who voted for billionare vince?
PenWing424: i also wanna know why i didn't proof joe's spelling before i posted the poll
PenWing424: d'oh
The Time Trust: Jaburg left the room
The Time Trust: That can't be good.
PJPGYRO has entered the room.
UltimateJaburg53 has entered the room.
UltimateJaburg53: Hello
PJPGYRO: it's just you and me Jake
PJPGYRO: and I'm at work
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
PJPGYRO: not too busy today
UltimateJaburg53: Good beach day
UltimateJaburg53: also church
PJPGYRO: hell yeah....little humid but real nice'
UltimateJaburg53: I'm glad I washed all my air conditioning filters last night
PJPGYRO: yeah...must be cranking today.
UltimateJaburg53: My building gets hot
PJPGYRO: yeah so does our house
PJPGYRO: and Im a sweaty greek bastard
UltimateJaburg53: Scan notrton scan!
PJPGYRO: off today?
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah
UltimateJaburg53: My parents are coming by
PJPGYRO: cool
UltimateJaburg53: Maybe my sister and niece
UltimateJaburg53: Also an Aunt I never met
PJPGYRO: I'm working till 2:30 then grilling on the BBQ with some firends....might have a little liquor too.
PJPGYRO: an aunt you never met..thats always fun
PJPGYRO: maybe shell pinch your cheeks and tell you how cute you are
UltimateJaburg53: Uhg
UltimateJaburg53: It'll be wierd
UltimateJaburg53: She's had all sorts of major brain surgery
PJPGYRO: me too
rexstardust99: whoo hooo!
PJPGYRO: you gotta see some of the chicks in the Diner right now
PJPGYRO: Im pitching a tent
rexstardust99: Pics please.
PJPGYRO: I wish
PJPGYRO: maybe some grainy pics from the security cams
rexstardust99: My stupid sister fell asleep at work last night.
rexstardust99: She didn't get home until 8am.
PJPGYRO: she never cam ehome
PJPGYRO: damn
PJPGYRO: what does she do
rexstardust99: She usually comes home about 4
rexstardust99: she's a bartender
PJPGYRO: ah so she hooked up
PJPGYRO: heh
rexstardust99: I'm fucking tired.
PJPGYRO: have you noticed G-Man acting differently the past 2 days
rexstardust99: Yes.
PJPGYRO: he has shut that big mouth of his
rexstardust99: He's posting in more forums now.
rexstardust99: I still want him out.
PJPGYRO: hes posting but he isn't attacking
PJPGYRO: yeah I still want him out too
PJPGYRO: I will talk to Rob again tomorrow
PJPGYRO: rex did you ever PM rob
UltimateJaburg53: Grassroots campaine
rexstardust99: I'll do it today.
PJPGYRO: seems to be working
UltimateJaburg53: Or something of a similar spelling
rexstardust99: I gotta look up some threads first.
PJPGYRO: I even asked Oakley to PM Rob....I should have saved the PM it was hilarious
PJPGYRO: I told him how G-Man was calling him and asshole and dickhead and that he wanted to kick oakley's ass.....I ended my message with "You have a friend in PJP"
rexstardust99: Anyone have uschi's AIM name?
PJPGYRO: harley does she put it in the chat thread
rexstardust99: I got it.
rexstardust99: Uschivb
PenWing424: she's not on right now
UltimateJaburg53: b
PenWing424: unless she is invisible to buddy lists
PJPGYRO: I wonder what the vb stands for
PJPGYRO: vagina is big
rexstardust99: Anyone else get really pissed when g-man says something rude and then used the wink smiley?
rexstardust99: That pisses me off.
PJPGYRO: yeah thats why we are staging the coup d'etat
PJPGYRO: we got his attention
PJPGYRO: there is a girl in here that looks like that hot fox news reporter
rexstardust99: Which one?
PJPGYRO: kiran chetry
PJPGYRO: helluva good set of legs on her
PJPGYRO: oh yeah the vb stands for uschis last name
PJPGYRO: not vagina big
PJPGYRO: duh rex
UltimateJaburg53: duh
UltimateJaburg53: ewww 80's hair ballads
UltimateJaburg53: Oooh Audioslave
UltimateJaburg53: Oh crap it's over
UltimateJaburg53: oooh Greenday
UltimateJaburg53: Squizz!
rexstardust99: Alright, I'm going back to sleep.
PJPGYRO: dont forget your teddy rex
PJPGYRO: your nightgown that is........not the stuffed animal
rexstardust99: I'm gonna jerk off first.
PJPGYRO: too much infromation
PJPGYRO: vomiting
PJPGYRO: heaving
rexstardust99: I'm typing one handed.
PJPGYRO: I'm blind after reading that
rexstardust99: Actually, I'm gonna watch a couple episodes of the shield, then go to sleep.
The Time Trust: That's what rex likes to jerk off to.
PJPGYRO: oh micharl chciklis.I love it when you get rough with the suspects
PJPGYRO: give it to me Thing
The Time Trust: The Commish.
UltimateJaburg53: Where you at rex?
The Time Trust: I remember seeing one of the episodes filmed around here
UltimateJaburg53: Rex?
The Time Trust: (He's busy.)
UltimateJaburg53: I've got Pac Man fever!
UltimateJaburg53: I got it from fucking Q-bert
rexstardust99: I'm still here.
rexstardust99: I couldn't find my remotes.
UltimateJaburg53: Where are you at in seasin 2 now?
rexstardust99: I finished the first disk.
rexstardust99: So four episodes.
UltimateJaburg53: Nice
rexstardust99: I'm about to watch greenlit.
UltimateJaburg53: Already a ton of shit going on
rexstardust99: Yes, it took a while to take off though
UltimateJaburg53: What?
UltimateJaburg53: Vic Burned Armidillo episode 2
rexstardust99: Nothing really happened in the first episode.
rexstardust99: Yeah
UltimateJaburg53: Except the whole spiked drug shipment
rexstardust99: But plotwise it took until about the third episode to take off.
UltimateJaburg53: Going off the grid into tiajuana
PJPGYRO: I had qbert fever once
UltimateJaburg53: Smuggling a drug lord accross the border in thier trunk
rexstardust99: Alright, I'm watching it now, I'll be back later.
PJPGYRO: it wasn't from pacman though
PJPGYRO: it was a blowjob from Frogger
UltimateJaburg53: I liked frogger and went Bezerk
PJPGYRO: wait rex
PJPGYRO: rex
PJPGYRO: rex
UltimateJaburg53: rex
PJPGYRO: wait
PJPGYRO: don't go
UltimateJaburg53: rex?
PJPGYRO: its important
UltimateJaburg53: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
PJPGYRO: :'(
UltimateJaburg53: Lucas watched too many Simpsons episodes
UltimateJaburg53: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
UltimateJaburg53: Hmm
UltimateJaburg53: Noton is finding stuff
UltimateJaburg53: I must have given Pac Man fever to my computer
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UltimateJaburg53: Penwing?
UltimateJaburg53: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
PJPGYRO: damn
PJPGYRO: he didn't even say goodbye
UltimateJaburg53: Poo!
rexstardust99: fuck.
UltimateJaburg53: What?
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rexstardust99: That episode was fucked up. All the kids with the drugs, the old lady who killed her baby.
UltimateJaburg53: Yea
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UltimateJaburg53: The one where they were passing out drugs in schools?
UltimateJaburg53: The kid dies at the park.
rexstardust99: Yes.
rexstardust99: Greenlit.
UltimateJaburg53: Did they tangke with the Armenian mob again yet?
rexstardust99: Not yet
UltimateJaburg53: That Civilian Auditor is a cunt
rexstardust99: yeah
UltimateJaburg53: dude
UltimateJaburg53: You did see it
UltimateJaburg53: Episode 4
rexstardust99: 5
UltimateJaburg53: No episode 4 was the armenian mob
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TheElisaPrincess: HEY I guessed the name right *yeahs!*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: good for you!!
UltimateJaburg53: Noooooooooo!
UltimateJaburg53: Wait, yes!
TheElisaPrincess: lol nice darth interpretation ujay but aitn workin on ya ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: *hums* here way go a sailing
UltimateJaburg53: Zuh?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'm lost
UltimateJaburg53: Where were you looking to go?
TheElisaPrincess: nowhere just a song from elementary school that popped in my head
TheElisaPrincess: sorry i was lookin for my insurance stuff
Balloonknot666: Shut up cunt
TheElisaPrincess: shutup i cant think of a derogatory word
Balloonknot666: what was that skank
TheElisaPrincess: i dont know, i cant be mean on Sundays :P
Balloonknot666: Whatever Twat
UltimateJaburg53: :P
TheElisaPrincess: speaking of twats, hows your beloved doing? In a bettermood this weekend?
Balloonknot666: Non of your fucking business whore
TheElisaPrincess: im just loving this displaced anger bk ;-)
UltimateJaburg53: There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
TheElisaPrincess: what dont people take anymore? PPO or HMO?
PJPGYRO: elisa farted again
TheElisaPrincess: i cant remember :P
TheElisaPrincess: PJS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PJPGYRO: lols
TheElisaPrincess: actually no im eating :P
Balloonknot666: Whos Angry? you cunt
PJPGYRO: and farting???
Balloonknot666: Eating cock i imagine
TheElisaPrincess: maccaroni and cheese cuz im lazy
TheElisaPrincess: noooooooooo girls dont fart all the time like boys do or burp as much
UltimateJaburg53: Cheese!
UltimateJaburg53: Bull
TheElisaPrincess: that got on my nerves when i worked with boyd
TheElisaPrincess: boyS oopsy
Balloonknot666: You know maccaroni and cheese turn women into useless hairy cum catchers
TheElisaPrincess: bk thus why i'm eating it ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: i dont wanna be attractive and wind up getting married only makin 38K a year
Balloonknot666: Yeah i know you's rather be on your knees sucking cock and eating out of dumpsters
TheElisaPrincess: darn it whats an HMO.......dont you guys have insurance :P
UltimateJaburg53: No
UltimateJaburg53: I don't
TheElisaPrincess: Poor bk........hasnt left the anger stage yet
UltimateJaburg53: Fucking Radio Shack
TheElisaPrincess: me neither UJ but i gotta decide like today or they take it out twice as much in july for it
TheElisaPrincess: yeah...i hated eretail chains
PJPGYRO: well ujays works at one lols
UltimateJaburg53: Poor UJ
PJPGYRO: its ujays
TheElisaPrincess: Ujs
TheElisaPrincess: you dont spell out the ays
PJPGYRO: whatever
Balloonknot666: Elisa I am not angry, I am just giving YOU the respect you deserve as a dirty disease ridden skank
UltimateJaburg53: I should just quit my job and collect cans
TheElisaPrincess: enough to make me go to teh gym before three bk :P
UltimateJaburg53: Not for deposit
TheElisaPrincess: and become ever dirtie and sweatie just for you
TheElisaPrincess: lol Uj or beg on the street ;-)
UltimateJaburg53: Just because I like cans
PJPGYRO: I'll stel you a shopping cart
UltimateJaburg53: Go to cost co
PJPGYRO: sneaky must be doing something freaky right now
UltimateJaburg53: They are like mad big
TheElisaPrincess: or still sleeping in Pj
PJPGYRO: shes a sex freak you know
PJPGYRO: what elisa
TheElisaPrincess: still asleep ya know? sleeping in :P
UltimateJaburg53: She's not sleping
PJPGYRO: you said my name
TheElisaPrincess: she's not a sex freak....you guys would liek to think she is :P
PJPGYRO: pj
UltimateJaburg53: She done typed stuff
TheElisaPrincess: so sad pj.......:P
TheElisaPrincess: typed stuff?
PJPGYRO: shes a sex freak
TheElisaPrincess: LOL Typed stuff counts as sex suuuuuuuuurrrrrre :P
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah
TheElisaPrincess: I did not cyber with that woman :P
UltimateJaburg53: It's the new math
PJPGYRO: only when you lube the mouse up and stick it in your cooch
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwwwwww thats the sickest and nastiest idea ive ever heard in my life
TheElisaPrincess: ever done a bacteria experement on your mouse or keyboard???????? nasty
TheElisaPrincess: see what develops in a petri dish over the period of a week.......total grossness
UltimateJaburg53: Grossness?
TheElisaPrincess: nastiness as bk would say :P
UltimateJaburg53: Is that a technical term
TheElisaPrincess: its an elisa term :P
UltimateJaburg53: it's rubbish.
TheElisaPrincess: darn it i gotta do laundry before my sis comes back.....grrrrrr!
TheElisaPrincess: rubbish?
Balloonknot666: You don't shit about me Skank
TheElisaPrincess: ill show you rubbish :P
Balloonknot666: Know shit about me
TheElisaPrincess: bk took you a few minute sto respond
TheElisaPrincess: bout to lose your angry bitter touch ;-)
Balloonknot666: I was busy reading the fucking news bitch
UltimateJaburg53: News?
TheElisaPrincess: yeah Bk getting shocked into reality :P
Balloonknot666: Yeah News jaburg. It's that stuff that tells you what going on in the real world
TheElisaPrincess: he wants to know what kind bk
TheElisaPrincess: like sports/social/news news
UltimateJaburg53: Real world?
PJPGYRO: homoerotic news
UltimateJaburg53: that show on Mtv?
TheElisaPrincess: i hate that show ;P
TheElisaPrincess: one sec guys phone........
PJPGYRO: elisa did you get laid last night
Balloonknot666: Really he didn't ask that whore. Don't try to speak for Jaburg. You lack the ment prowess to even try to
UltimateJaburg53: Ha!
PJPGYRO: ha ha
PJPGYRO: ha
TheElisaPrincess: shutup pjs :P
PJPGYRO: did you play hide the salami
TheElisaPrincess: darn it its only open seven to seven grrrrrrrr
TheElisaPrincess: stupid people ;P
UltimateJaburg53: Tell em Fred!
PJPGYRO: sink the submarine
Balloonknot666: The only news you ever see is if your looking up while blowing some guy and he happens to be reading the newspaper
PJPGYRO: damn
TheElisaPrincess: BK why would I blow some guy? Seriously?
PJPGYRO: elisa have you ever been tempted to give it up before marriage
TheElisaPrincess: some random guy sitting next to me reading his newspaper
PJPGYRO: that what they do in pornos
Balloonknot666: Because your a whore
TheElisaPrincess: Pj me??????? there was only one time seriously but the guy never tried anything beyond kissing me
PJPGYRO: was he gay
TheElisaPrincess: i came home and my mom was praying for me.......ever since then ive been super careful
Balloonknot666: who has no self respect, You equate a man sperm to them gicing you respect
TheElisaPrincess: dont let myself get in those kinds of situations
TheElisaPrincess: whatever BK
UltimateJaburg53: My god lets me fuck
TheElisaPrincess: respect is much deeper than sex
PJPGYRO: its nice when a vagina gets stimulated
PJPGYRO: nah sex is sex
Balloonknot666: For most people yes, For you it's the only way you feel loved
UltimateJaburg53: Also I can eat all year
TheElisaPrincess: for gusy it is...for girls its much deeper
PJPGYRO: yuo just hammer away at it.
PJPGYRO: get your rocks off
TheElisaPrincess: its like giving everything you are over to a guy
PJPGYRO: not true
UltimateJaburg53: Ha!
TheElisaPrincess: yes it is darn it
PJPGYRO: i ahvedated many nymphos
UltimateJaburg53: Pun intended!
klinton77 has entered the room.
Balloonknot666: everthing you are could fit in a thimble
TheElisaPrincess: KLINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: good mornin
UltimateJaburg53: Klin-ton
TheElisaPrincess: or afternoon rather
klinton77: good morning
PJPGYRO: klinton isn't sex just sex
PJPGYRO: no spiritual meaning
PJPGYRO: you just want to fuck a girl
klinton77: depends
UltimateJaburg53: You mean coitus?
TheElisaPrincess: rolls eyes..........i have laundry to do brb
PJPGYRO: im trying to convince elisa to get laid
klinton77: sex with random people is just sex
Balloonknot666: as I understand it's mostly a joke down here too
PJPGYRO: I bet jers jerks off to your pics elisa
klinton77: sex with your partner is better than that
PJPGYRO: yeah but taboo sex is the best
klinton77: yup
PJPGYRO: I used to fuck a married lady
PJPGYRO: best sex ever
klinton77: so did I
UltimateJaburg53: Like sex with a monkey?
TheElisaPrincess: What is it with guys screwing married people? I dont get it
klinton77: my greade 9 english teacher
PJPGYRO: she couldn't get enough
PJPGYRO: that is awesome
TheElisaPrincess: and no he doesnt Pj, he's got better taste than me ;-)
klinton77: kidding
TheElisaPrincess: LOL..........now ay klint
TheElisaPrincess: i was about to say
PJPGYRO: you will too elisa
TheElisaPrincess: oh my gosh
Balloonknot666: What is it with you leaving a puddle of goo everywhere you sit
klinton77: I just know how you guys like that shit
TheElisaPrincess: *cough* maybe bk does *cough*
klinton77: you guys should really ask snarf about this...he's the expert
klinton77: lol
TheElisaPrincess: wow......he's still not responding, I AM THE WINNER
TheElisaPrincess: yeah!
Balloonknot666: Bitch the only thing you won is the Aids virus
klinton77: be nice to the princess
klinton77: for once
klinton77: please
UltimateJaburg53: Hey Snarf!
TheElisaPrincess: klint is defending me, thats so noble!
TheElisaPrincess: hey snarfs not online UJ :P cant kid me today!
UltimateJaburg53: He's not?
klinton77: noble? me? Take that bask!
Balloonknot666: I am not nice to anyone who's only reedeming quality is DVDA
UltimateJaburg53: Stunt cock!
klinton77: so...how was everyone's Saturday?
