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ultimateradness: 9630 posts now
ultimateradness: rhymes suck
A G Wednesday: that's almost 10000 posts.
A G Wednesday: i learned that in the 6th grade.
ultimateradness: not quite
ultimateradness: 370 to go
ultimateradness: well... 368
A G Wednesday: yo!
ultimateradness: so I have 1000 rack points
A G Wednesday: OMG!
ultimateradness: yo yo yo!
A G Wednesday: Dick Grayson is getting the Joker's sloppy seconds!
ultimateradness: OMGLOL!!!1
A G Wednesday: whoa.
ultimateradness: WOAH
ultimateradness: uh... where???
ultimateradness: .....:-)
A G Wednesday: barbara
ultimateradness: no, where
A G Wednesday: oh, probably in her ass.
A G Wednesday: that's what you meant, right?
ultimateradness: not how, not who, where
A G Wednesday: butthole?
A G Wednesday: wheelchair?
ultimateradness: anyhow, I don't think Joker's sloppy
A G Wednesday: in the kitchen with the sledgehammer?
A G Wednesday: he's gotta be.
ultimateradness: he's always so meticulous about everytrhing
A G Wednesday: nah!
A G Wednesday: joker would leave her slimy.
ultimateradness: he probably bleached her out
A G Wednesday: he wouldn't even give her a rag to wipe herself off with.
A G Wednesday: after she came.
ultimateradness: why? she wouldn't feel it
A G Wednesday: cuz she did.
ultimateradness: yeah
ultimateradness: 'cause Joker's notoriously good in the sack
A G Wednesday: i read it in the writer's cut.
A G Wednesday: that's very true.
A G Wednesday: he is.
ultimateradness: damn true
A G Wednesday: not that i know personally.
A G Wednesday: but he is.
ultimateradness: I do
A G Wednesday: whoa.
ultimateradness: he's super.
ultimateradness: and 'know what?
ultimateradness: it's green.
A G Wednesday: WHOA!
ultimateradness: little green guys.
A G Wednesday: that's kinda....weird.
ultimateradness: an' his thingie turns almost purple when it's all... you know...
A G Wednesday: ??
A G Wednesday: i'm not sure i understand.
ultimateradness: 'cause his skin's white and the red and blue colors of the blood makes purple
ultimateradness: DUHHHHHH
A G Wednesday: oh.
A G Wednesday: i'm not sure i understand.
ultimateradness: when a man is "excited" he gats what's scientifically referred to as a "hard-on"
A G Wednesday: uh huh. ok.
ultimateradness: this "hard-on" is caused by copious amounts of blood engorging the spongy muscle in the "wang"
A G Wednesday: all right. continue.
ultimateradness: as with any person (save Klingons), since blood is red when oxygenated
ultimateradness: and blue when spent
ultimateradness: and the blood is very busy keeping the "hard-on" effective
A G Wednesday: uh huh, ok.
ultimateradness: the "wang" in a person with white skin would show the colors of the blood
ultimateradness: thus purple
A G Wednesday: OH!
A G Wednesday: that doesn't happen to black people.
ultimateradness: because blue plus red equals purple
ultimateradness: and Joker's skin is whiter than most
ultimateradness: ...actually I don't think it happens to white people either
ultimateradness: I don't know.
A G Wednesday: i had a white friend who said no.
ultimateradness: "I had a white friend"
A G Wednesday: and he kinda freaked out the first time when cuz didn't.
ultimateradness: pfeh!
A G Wednesday: no, really.
A G Wednesday: i did.
A G Wednesday: once.
ultimateradness: rascist!
ultimateradness: you're always the same!
ultimateradness: thinking you know white culture just because you kinda have talked briefly to a white person
ultimateradness: yo yo yo, man.
ultimateradness: YO.
rqbumbershoot has left the room.
ultimateradness: THANK GOD!
A G Wednesday: snarf, make ooshie stop being black.
ultimateradness: hey, Wednesday
ultimateradness: does it bug you when I do that?
A G Wednesday: she's scaring the children.
A G Wednesday: it makes me cry.
A G Wednesday: on the inside.
ultimateradness: 'cause it's funny to me 'cause people are really retarded like that
ultimateradness: but I don't wanna bug you by it
A G Wednesday: no, it's okay. my balls get tingly when you do.
A G Wednesday: and that's a good thing.
ultimateradness: I mean the racist shit
ultimateradness: not the penis talk
ultimateradness: unless.......
rexstardust99 has left the room.
ultimateradness: THANK GOD!
A G Wednesday: whew!
A G Wednesday: this chat was so lost without rex.
ultimateradness: ...
ultimateradness: you know he left right?
A G Wednesday: have you ever noticed that rex is the staple that binds the rkmbs together??
A G Wednesday: me neither.
ultimateradness: up down?
A G Wednesday: sex is best while suspended from a chandelier.
ultimateradness: I think Bobo has something to do with it
A G Wednesday: doubt it.
ultimateradness: FASCINATING!
A G Wednesday: thank you.
A G Wednesday: i'm, like, one line behind you in conversation.
ultimateradness: I think sex is best when happening physically and not just mentally
ultimateradness: but that's just me waxing intellectual
ultimateradness: or maybe that's the problem
A G Wednesday: whu?
A G Wednesday: everybody left.
A G Wednesday: there's, like, four people here.
A G Wednesday: everyone died.
A G Wednesday: and that's sad.
ultimateradness: http://home.earthlink.net/%7Euschiweb/kittydong.gif
ultimateradness: What's so unplesant about being drunk?
ultimateradness: ...you asked the glass of water.
A G Wednesday: HA! Hitchhikers is cool.
ultimateradness: I'm reading it over again
ultimateradness: again, again.
A G Wednesday: it's a great series.
ultimateradness: this is the sixth(?) time through for me
A G Wednesday: i read it again before the movie came out.
A G Wednesday: whoa.
A G Wednesday: i'm not that...astute.
ultimateradness: I let a friends who was unexposed to it borrow my collection
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: I've been reading it since I was 12
ultimateradness: NUTBUSTER!
ultimateradness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rexstardust99: SARLACC SNATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A G Wednesday: rexanonymous!
A G Wednesday: whoa.
ultimateradness: Your entering the chat made me come in my pants, rex!
rexstardust99: That will be my new sig.
A G Wednesday: it's true.
ultimateradness: Wed did it too.
A G Wednesday: yeah.
A G Wednesday: i also made her come in her pants.
ultimateradness: we so horny for teh rex0rz
A G Wednesday: that's what you were saying, right?
ultimateradness: yes. my pants are quite the nasty bits right now
A G Wednesday: w00t!
ultimateradness: very... sloppy
ultimateradness: not unlike a certain paralysis victim we know and Joker loved
rexstardust99: Done
A G Wednesday: yeah
ultimateradness: with what, dear?
rexstardust99: New sig.
ultimateradness: YAY!
rexstardust99: sweetie.
ultimateradness: I'm gonna be FAMOUS, kid! FAMOUS!
ultimateradness: so...
ultimateradness: does this mean we're a couple?
rexstardust99: If its okay with Kathleen.
ultimateradness: I came on Eileen
rexstardust99: and Elisa
rexstardust99: and Cowgirl Jack
rexstardust99: and Harley
ultimateradness: ESPECIALLY Kwink
rexstardust99: (I have a lot of internet girlfriends)
A G Wednesday: that's sexy.
A G Wednesday: i'm going to bed now.
ultimateradness: can I come with?
A G Wednesday: but i want everyone to think of me the next time their naked.
A G Wednesday: thanx.
A G Wednesday: NIGHT!
ultimateradness: you know I will!
rexstardust99: ew
A G Wednesday: w00t!
ultimateradness: hasta la pasta!
ultimateradness: you know...
A G Wednesday: those are the responses i was hoping for!
ultimateradness: there's that stereotype about black guys' schlongs
A G Wednesday: i have no idea what that means.
A G Wednesday: that they're brown?
ultimateradness: being a ton bigger tham white guys'
A G Wednesday: this is true.
A G Wednesday: oh THAT!
ultimateradness: and even moreso from asian guys'
A G Wednesday: that's true to.
ultimateradness: and in drawing class last semester
ultimateradness: we had two white guys
rexstardust99: I have a very large cock.
ultimateradness: and one black guy
A G Wednesday: G'NIGHT EVERYBUDY!
ultimateradness: and the black guy had a hell of a slab
rexstardust99: I didn't know black people slept.
A G Wednesday: how did you...
ultimateradness: and the white guys, while not poorly endowed
A G Wednesday: we don't.
A G Wednesday: we just say we are.
ultimateradness: were not so slab-like
A G Wednesday: then the white man goes to sleep.
rexstardust99: Yes.
A G Wednesday: and we have sex with his women.
ultimateradness: the white guys, however
rexstardust99: oh
ultimateradness: had nicer ballsacs
A G Wednesday: and you were the judge?
ultimateradness: that's the end of that story about nude models
ultimateradness: well, I didn't exactly open discussion int the classroom
ultimateradness: so yes I was the judge
A G Wednesday: that's sexy.
ultimateradness: out of those three men
A G Wednesday: seriously, good night.
A G Wednesday: gotta wake up in a few for adult swim.
A G Wednesday:
ultimateradness: the black guy had a giant dick
A G Wednesday has left the room.
ultimateradness: and the white guys had really really hot nuts
ultimateradness: THANK GOD!
ultimateradness: ok, about the women we drew
rexstardust99: yes
ultimateradness: one was really sexxay
ultimateradness: she was well fleshed out
ultimateradness: not fat, very smooth
ultimateradness: the other was skinny
ultimateradness: not anything I would notice as too-skinny in clothing
ultimateradness: but her labial lips were weird-looking
rexstardust99: yes
ultimateradness: stuck down, kinda stretched-out
MsKorina29 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: almost like two little kid fingers
MsKorina29 has left the room.
ultimateradness: she also had
ultimateradness: heh
ultimateradness: small boobs
rexstardust99: How come Meeko comes in when were talking about really dirty things?
ultimateradness: how would she know?
rexstardust99: Its like she has a sixth sense about it.
ultimateradness: MsKorina29 has entered the room.ultimateradness: almost like two little kid fingersMsKorina29 has left the room
ultimateradness: she's stuck up!
ultimateradness: she doesn't like my children stories!
rexstardust99: We need more people in here.
ultimateradness: I'm a people
ultimateradness: you shoulkd chat more
rexstardust99: I do.
rexstardust99: I'm on all the time.
rexstardust99: I talk a lot.
ultimateradness: I'm too hormonal to say much other than sex and vaginaynay stuff
rexstardust99: I'm a people person.
ultimateradness: I like meat
rexstardust99: Thats how elisa is.
ultimateradness: black-penis scares me
rexstardust99: She has a very dirty mind.
ultimateradness: it makes me think
rexstardust99: Black penis scares me also.
ultimateradness: "is THAT really supposed to fit THERE?!
ultimateradness: and it's gonna get BIGGER?!"
ultimateradness: the white guys were less scary
rexstardust99: yes
ultimateradness: and one of 'em had this tendancy to spread out and do a lot of adjusting
rexstardust99: Where the fuck is klinton?
ultimateradness: I had no idea you guys had swingers all the time
ultimateradness: no wonder guys thing about sex ~every 8 seconds
ultimateradness: your testicals are constantly pinballing around
ultimateradness: why do you want Klinton?
ultimateradness: I'm not being gay enough for you?
rexstardust99: yes
ultimateradness: ok....
rexstardust99: And our nuts aren't always swinging.
ultimateradness: how should I be more gay?
ultimateradness: no?
rexstardust99: Our underwear keeps them in place.
ultimateradness: that's true
ultimateradness: but not boxers
rexstardust99: I wore boxers once and I had a boner all day.
rexstardust99: Too much movement.
ultimateradness: ha ha ha ha ha!
ultimateradness: I wanna live with YOU!
rexstardust99: If there is any movement down there, we get an erection.
PenWing424 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: then how come boxers sell so well?
rexstardust99: Because of what I just said.
ultimateradness: and the guy in drawing class didn't get one?
rexstardust99: Probably beat off right before class.
ultimateradness: hawt
ultimateradness: ok, then explain this:
rexstardust99: If any breeze hits it, it gets hard.
ultimateradness: the last week
ultimateradness: he was posing as a couple
ultimateradness: because his girlfriend was one of the girl models
ultimateradness: they posed nekkid together
ultimateradness: and he still didn't get a boner
rexstardust99: They probably did it right before class.
rexstardust99: Or they were on something.
ultimateradness: didn't smell like it
ultimateradness: " "
ultimateradness: too bad anyway
ultimateradness: it would have been a riot when mom saw my class drawings
ultimateradness: and the guy had a boner
rexstardust99: heh
ultimateradness: she had a hard enough time just accepting that there were nakid people in the same room as me
PenWing424: tell me you're posting this
rexstardust99: HA!
ultimateradness: the conversatioN?
ultimateradness: sure.
PenWing424: good
ultimateradness: you ok with it?
PenWing424: i want to read it from the beginning

ultimateradness: ok I want the IM sexorz!
ultimateradness: hullo?
ultimateradness: c'mon!
X0Italianbabe90: hello

ultimateradness: touch teh naughty bits!
X0Italianbabe90: no bc ur letin hym call me a whore n slut n all
ultimateradness: not anymore, sexxay!
X0Italianbabe90: ok do u have a pic?
ultimateradness: uh... gimme a minnute
X0Italianbabe90: k
X0Italianbabe90: of u

X0Italianbabe90: ultimateradness: FUCK CONDOMS! I NEED A PIC!
ultimateradness: nothin' else, babe.
X0Italianbabe90: nope
ultimateradness: http://myspace-647.vo.llnwd.net/00129/74/69/129899647_m.jpg
ultimateradness: not doin' it for you yet?
X0Italianbabe90 signed off at 10:21:40 PM.
X0Italianbabe90 signed on at 10:23:06 PM.
ultimateradness: you left me
ultimateradness: I withered inside
X0Italianbabe90: i got kicked off

ultimateradness: POWERRRR!
X0Italianbabe90: i cant do it
ultimateradness: what? me?
X0Italianbabe90: he called me a whore again
X0Italianbabe90: n slut
ultimateradness: no more, no more
ultimateradness: I'll take good care of you
X0Italianbabe90: ok
ultimateradness: I take care of you baby
X0Italianbabe90: aw thnx lol
X0Italianbabe90: w*e
ultimateradness: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/Speedie316/MentalHealth.jpg
ultimateradness: that's a good one...
X0Italianbabe90: bunny will give u sex so nvm
ultimateradness: no she won't, she's pretending
X0Italianbabe90: batman?

ultimateradness: funny, no?
X0Italianbabe90: yeea
X0Italianbabe90: yea**
ultimateradness: yeah
X0Italianbabe90: r we or not?
ultimateradness: well, you wanted a pic
ultimateradness: and I'm trying to find the place I posted my pic forever ago
X0Italianbabe90: ok
ultimateradness: brb
X0Italianbabe90: but u cant tell no1 bout this
ultimateradness: contacts bugging me
ultimateradness: ok
ultimateradness: scientist's honor
ultimateradness: here: http://membres.lycos.fr/jok/Brian%20Fury.jpg
X0Italianbabe90: STOP!
X0Italianbabe90: lo
X0Italianbabe90: lol*
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
ultimateradness: kidding
X0Italianbabe90: c'mon

ultimateradness: I can't seem to find the one I was looking for.
ultimateradness: lemme upload a new one?
X0Italianbabe90: kk
ultimateradness: 'k. it'll just be a few more minutes.
X0Italianbabe90: k

ultimateradness: http://home.earthlink.net/%7Euschiweb/Tank%20Girl.jpg
ultimateradness: that's me at halloween
X0Italianbabe90: how old r u?

ultimateradness: do you have a pic?
ultimateradness: I am 21
X0Italianbabe90: no offense but u look old
ultimateradness: probably the acne
ultimateradness: and the tummy
ultimateradness: but acne's under control
ultimateradness: and tummies mean beer!
X0Italianbabe90: lol
ultimateradness: where's your pic?
X0Italianbabe90: cant find it
ultimateradness: but you said...
ultimateradness: oh well
ultimateradness: I have a vivid imagination
X0Italianbabe90: ok
ultimateradness: touch me on the naughty bits
X0Italianbabe90: ok
ultimateradness: do you want me to use one of my detatchable penii?
ultimateradness: or do you want this to be a generally homo chat-sexorz?
X0Italianbabe90: u pick
ultimateradness: I'm into it all!
X0Italianbabe90: up 2 u
ultimateradness: we'll use the green one
X0Italianbabe90: no u juss called me a dslut whore
X0Italianbabe90: bye
ultimateradness: I told Klinton to not call you a slut or whore
ultimateradness: klinton 77: dirty slut
ultimateradness: ultimateradness: and won't decide what (if any) of my detatchable penii to use
ultimateradness: ultimateradness: STOP!
X0Italianbabe90: i have it but i have aol n i cant send it 2 u it wont ley me
ultimateradness: ultimateradness: NO SLUT WHORE!
X0Italianbabe90: oo
ultimateradness: see?
ultimateradness: I take care of my baby
ultimateradness: ultimateradness: damnit Klinton,
Lord Mxypltk: FAFFANAPOLES!
PCG342: fuck me, Pariah. settle down.
klinton 77: sorry...she's not a slut
klinton 77: she's a goddess
ultimateradness: see?
ultimateradness: I got the gay guy by his left nut!
ultimateradness: all for you, sugarbuns
ultimateradness: so we'll use the green one
X0Italianbabe90: ok
ultimateradness: but I don't wanna wear it, you have to
ultimateradness: unLESS..... maybe we should use the 2-sided 20" detachable penis?
X0Italianbabe90: where wat?
ultimateradness: it's blue, the double
X0Italianbabe90: ok
ultimateradness: I don't like to wear the strap-ons
ultimateradness: are you a girl or a boy
ultimateradness: ?
X0Italianbabe90: boy
X0Italianbabe90: jm gurl
ultimateradness: wanna do anal anyhow?
X0Italianbabe90: idk
ultimateradness: how old are you?
X0Italianbabe90: 18
ultimateradness: wow! You're an Olson Twin!
ultimateradness: ever do this before?
ultimateradness: you know...
ultimateradness: pretend touching the naughty bits?
X0Italianbabe90: no
ultimateradness: are you weirded out?
X0Italianbabe90: idk
ultimateradness: well, how do you wanna start?
X0Italianbabe90: idk
ultimateradness: ever do it in real life?
X0Italianbabe90: no
ultimateradness: hmm.
ultimateradness: I think we're already screwed then.
ultimateradness: me neither.
ultimateradness: so! what are you?
ultimateradness: gay, straight, bi, nazi, furry, fanasy....?
ultimateradness: fantasy*
X0Italianbabe90: straight
X0Italianbabe90: n u?
ultimateradness: so why'd you offer to IM-S3x0rz a girl then?
ultimateradness: I'm in a league of my own.
X0Italianbabe90: i didnt offer 2 a gurl
ultimateradness: I'm a girl
ultimateradness: you offered to me
X0Italianbabe90: EEW!!!!!!!!
ultimateradness: HA HA HA HA HA HA!
X0Italianbabe90: not uh seriously
ultimateradness: totally serious!
X0Italianbabe90 signed off at 11:06:58 PM.
ultimateradness: Anyhow, so if you don't wanna do this, and I'm running out of ways to keep it funny for me (as I am not a homosexual)
Previous message was not received by X0Italianbabe90 because of error: User X0Italianbabe90 is not available.

Pariah186: I'm tired
ultimateradness: hasta
ultimateradness has left the room.
Pariah186: night
Pariah186 has left the room.
Lord Mxypltk: both leave at the same time
Lord Mxypltk: Curious.

wow i leave for a half hour and the rooms empty

this shit is gold

i should write a book.

(those were two independant thoughts)

TheElisaPrincess: lol uschi......doy ou hit on all the girls at the boards or just me?

PJPGYRO: Im a retard mute

heh......that was taken out of context......but funny nevertheless.

rexstardust99: I usually pee in the back yard.
rexstardust99: I go with the dogs.

PJPGYRO: me too
PJPGYRO: I like peeing outside

rqbumbershoot: I want to have nice abs for the upcoming karaoke contest.

PENISSA MAKES A BOOTY CALL!

You have just entered room "rkmbs."
ultimateradness: whut up bitches?
PenWing424: uschi, you should call that number
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: my fucking dick
PenWing424: whoa
ultimateradness: what number?
rexstardust99: >:o
PenWing424: the one the girls gave me
Glacier16: >:o
PenWing424: by the way, well done, rex
rexstardust99: heh
rexstardust99: I thought she was some kind of bot.
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrrrrrrrr
TheElisaPrincess: poor pen
PenWing424: poor pen? freaked out pen
PenWing424: pen had no idea what the hell was going on
X0Italianbabe90: hey im bored
rexstardust99: >:o
PenWing424: there are wierd people out there
Glacier16: like italianbabe
X0Italianbabe90: ????
X0Italianbabe90: stfu!
rexstardust99: Yup, oakley, sideways, mcgurk.
PenWing424: ibabe, you need to register with the boards
PenWing424: reallt
ultimateradness: can someone catch me up
PenWing424: really
ultimateradness: ?
rexstardust99: And post pics.
PenWing424: www.rkmbs.com
Glacier16: www.rkmbs.com Italianbabe
X0Italianbabe90: no
Glacier16: know your role
PenWing424: and shut your mouth
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwwwww poor wings
ultimateradness: catch me up please
X0Italianbabe90: bc i dont want glacier seein me!
ultimateradness: ?????????
TheElisaPrincess: id call if i had a calling card
PenWing424: hang on
Glacier16: heh, I am the LEAST of your worries there
TheElisaPrincess: yeah glacys cool
PenWing424: http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/554206/an/0/page/0#554206
ultimateradness: I will call, tell me WHY and what number
PenWing424: click the link
X0Italianbabe90: i cant
Glacier16: so you are....slow?
X0Italianbabe90: NO!
X0Italianbabe90: stfu
X0Italianbabe90: brb
rexstardust99: I think she's foreign.
PenWing424: ibabe, do you have a web browser?
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
ultimateradness: I invited her
PenWing424: oh no
ultimateradness: yes
ultimateradness: random invite
ultimateradness: the chat was dead
PenWing424: oh
PenWing424: right
PenWing424: you did
ultimateradness: remember?
ultimateradness: hours ago
TheElisaPrincess: this is gonna be awesome
TheElisaPrincess: you should record the convo usch
ultimateradness: so I should call, eh?
X0Italianbabe90: rex go n screw ur mom!
ultimateradness: I don't have a recorder
PenWing424: definately, uschi
ultimateradness: hmmm...
X0Italianbabe90: brb
ultimateradness: how can I keep track?
ultimateradness: notepad
rexstardust99: X0Italianbabe90: rex go n screw ur mom!
rexstardust99: OK mommy.
ultimateradness: gimme a couple good lines to start with
ultimateradness: hello?
ultimateradness: I dunno.
ultimateradness: I'll deepen my voice. Call myself penwing.
TheElisaPrincess: lol usch!
TheElisaPrincess: you should
ultimateradness: gimme some lines, folks!
PenWing424: uschi: "hi, i invited you to a chat today, and your friend IMed one of the people from the chat and gave your number, so I'm following up
X0Italianbabe90: ew@@@@
PenWing424: "
X0Italianbabe90: !!!!!!*
PenWing424: and don't even think of using my name
Glacier16: heh
PenWing424: in fact, don't even use your own name
X0Italianbabe90: rex no i no u wanna fuck me but 2 bad
PenWing424: just see if you can find out if it was really her friend or if it was her all along
ultimateradness: ok
PenWing424: ibabe, i think you would fit in with the rkmbs
X0Italianbabe90: kool
PenWing424: look, you've already made rex your bitch, and you didn't even have to try hard
PenWing424: well done
Glacier16: ooooooooooo
X0Italianbabe90: but idc i dont want ppl havein muh pic
PenWing424: it's cool
X0Italianbabe90: lol
PenWing424: you don't have to post a pic
X0Italianbabe90: o
ultimateradness: fool, yes you do!
X0Italianbabe90: idk i'll thynk bout it
PenWing424: uschi, if she joins the board, after a while, she'll probably post a pic
PenWing424: pcg is online
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i promise i won't say i'll eat her out..
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: every post that is
ultimateradness: calling
TheElisaPrincess: keep us posted usch
ultimateradness: eh
TheElisaPrincess: im betting the number isnt real
ultimateradness: wrong number?
ultimateradness: yeah
X0Italianbabe90: ew bunny
TheElisaPrincess: yeah!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: sides was wrong too
ultimateradness: some guy, great accent
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwwwww a guy hit on wing?\thats just wrong
X0Italianbabe90: DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i promise i won't say i'll eat her out..
ultimateradness: yeah, but GREAT accent
X0Italianbabe90: ok?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: problem?
ultimateradness: eat me out!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i did
PenWing424: um, could be a parent?
ultimateradness: oh... right.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: your sack got in the way
ultimateradness: my left nut
ultimateradness: Fused.
X0Italianbabe90: no wing im not a parent
TheElisaPrincess: wow................
TheElisaPrincess: poor wings
TheElisaPrincess: could be :P
ultimateradness: sounded like a youngish guy
TheElisaPrincess: dpeending on how young the kid was ;P
ultimateradness: maybe, I dunno 25?
X0Italianbabe90: brb
PenWing424: not you, ibabe, the person on the phone
X0Italianbabe90: ooo
PenWing424: maybe it's your dream guy, uschi
ultimateradness: he sounded hawt
TheElisaPrincess: 25??????? no way
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* you had me
TheElisaPrincess: thats scary :P
ultimateradness: call him!
ultimateradness: call him, Penissa!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
ultimateradness: do it!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we hookin' you up!
PenWing424: go for it, princess
ultimateradness: get that ass!
TheElisaPrincess: me call him?
TheElisaPrincess: no way
ultimateradness: he's friendly.
Glacier16: ;p
TheElisaPrincess: what am is upposed to day?
PenWing424: you know, he could be an internet cop
ultimateradness: he was way cool when I was asking for Belaconda.
TheElisaPrincess: hes probably married, engaged, in a serious relationshipOR has issues
TheElisaPrincess: thats my luck as of late :P
ultimateradness: Say, "hi, is this dan?"
TheElisaPrincess: is that his name?
ultimateradness: and he'll be all "excuse me?"
TheElisaPrincess: you already talked to him?
ultimateradness: and you'll be all, "Dan... shoot, I think this says Dan..."
TheElisaPrincess: i do have voice ove rip so he cant trace teh number
ultimateradness: "my friend gave me this number
TheElisaPrincess: and said what? we'd be cute together :P
ultimateradness: "she said you wanted to meet me."
ultimateradness: and he's all, "no, that's not me. You must have the wrong number."
ultimateradness: and THERE's your IN!
TheElisaPrincess: you already tried this?
TheElisaPrincess: whatever usch........ive had enough calling strange internet guys :P
ultimateradness: "oh gosh! ha ha ha ha ha! how embarassing!
ultimateradness: oh man.... well, hi. My name's Ashley.
PenWing424: could be worse, princess
PenWing424: could be klinton
ultimateradness: do it!
ultimateradness: I wrote you a script!
PenWing424: it's a damn good script
ultimateradness: he sounds really hawt. smooth accent. he might be black.
ultimateradness: black guys have big penisesesess, Ash.
TheElisaPrincess: hey klint freakin rocks ;-)
PenWing424: sure
TheElisaPrincess: that boy is super fun to talk to
ultimateradness: BUT he's white and sticks the other team
PenWing424: he's gay, has a partner, and likes to flirt with women
TheElisaPrincess: shutup usch, im not into the getting pregnant and becoming a mother thing right now
ultimateradness: this guy has a nice accent.
ultimateradness: "oh man.... well, hi. My name's Ashley."
TheElisaPrincess: Usch you really want me to do this dont ya?!?
ultimateradness: I like your accent, where are you from?"
PenWing424: the scary thing about this
TheElisaPrincess: what if hes underage.........that could really screw me over
PenWing424: is that uschi could call
ultimateradness: I called, so what?
PenWing424: do a princess impression
ultimateradness: people get wrong numbers all the tiome!
PenWing424: say her name is ashley
TheElisaPrincess: yeah usch........take your voice up two octaves and sound enthusiastic so youd sound like me
PenWing424: and be telling the truth
ultimateradness: hey now, my voice isn't THAT low...
TheElisaPrincess: i figured you for an alto sounding girl though
TheElisaPrincess: my bad!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hehe
ultimateradness: but I'm not bass!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: this is funny
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: this is how my stepdad got arrested
ultimateradness: ok
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh
PenWing424: someone should post this
ultimateradness: so I should call the guy again.
ultimateradness: tell him I liked his accent.
X0Italianbabe90: bak
ultimateradness: ask his name.
ultimateradness: what do you think?
PenWing424: does someone have this chat from when i signed on?
ultimateradness: should I hook a sista up?
PenWing424: cause the whole thing needs to be posted
Glacier16: rex might
ultimateradness: uh... do YOU have the chat from when YOU signed on?
PenWing424: no
ultimateradness: Ultimate Jaburg would!!!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh i might
X0Italianbabe90: i do
PenWing424: yeah?
X0Italianbabe90: i thynk
Glacier16: register at www.rkmbs.com italianbabe and post it
ultimateradness: ok, but the MOST important thing right now is, SHOULD I CALL BACK?
X0Italianbabe90: yea
PenWing424: i have from when uschi started her script
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YES
ultimateradness: and if so, what is your telephone number, Ash?
ultimateradness: I'll totally hook you up with the brotha!
X0Italianbabe90: diggy diggy diggy cant u see sumtymes ur words juss hypnotis me n i juss luv ur flashy ways!!!
Glacier16: ::nono::
ultimateradness: I think you're a sexxay wimmin too, Babe.
X0Italianbabe90: ?
ultimateradness: what the fuck else were you talking about?!
ultimateradness: ok, before I call, I gots to know:
X0Italianbabe90: a song
ultimateradness: ELISSA!
X0Italianbabe90: thnx bout the sexxay thyng
ultimateradness: DO YOU WANT THIS SEXORZ OR NOT?
ultimateradness: I'm just tryin' to get in your pants, Babe.
X0Italianbabe90: sexorz??
X0Italianbabe90: wtf
PenWing424: exactly
X0Italianbabe90: ur a gurl
PenWing424: she is
ultimateradness: sex + orz
X0Italianbabe90: n im a gurl
ultimateradness: = sex
ultimateradness: yeah, thus it would be lesbian
X0Italianbabe90: duh
ultimateradness: elissa pissed off
ultimateradness: do you think she called him herself?
PenWing424: maybe
ultimateradness: HA HA HA HA HA!
ultimateradness: AWESHOME!!!
X0Italianbabe90: no im not a lesabian
X0Italianbabe90: lesbian*
PenWing424: we need to post this chat
ultimateradness: neither am I, wetlips!
X0Italianbabe90: ew
ultimateradness: all in good time, Pen.
ultimateradness: oh, get over it Babe
DECTECTlVE BUNNY has left the room.
ultimateradness: don't fear your own equiptment
X0Italianbabe90: ok?
X0Italianbabe90: ew
ultimateradness: And Sneaks is calling zTOO
TheElisaPrincess: sorry yall was makin a sandwhich
X0Italianbabe90: stop
ultimateradness: Ashley.
ultimateradness: ashley!
ultimateradness: ASHLEYYY!
X0Italianbabe90: we dont care
ultimateradness: BEETLEJUICE!
TheElisaPrincess: usch call him back
ultimateradness: what is your number?
X0Italianbabe90: hoo the fuck is ashley?????
ultimateradness: IM it to me
ultimateradness: I am and Elisa is
Glacier16 has left the room.
X0Italianbabe90: oo
TheElisaPrincess: You so owe me pen
TheElisaPrincess: especially if he calls my cell
TheElisaPrincess: at least a phone convo!
PenWing424: i do?
PenWing424: one day
Glacier16 has entered the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY has entered the room.
Glacier16: hahaha, damnit mxy!
TheElisaPrincess: lol usch sounds lik eme.........freaky
ultimateradness: HA!
ultimateradness: ASHLEY IS CALLING THE DUDE!
Glacier16: which ashley?
TheElisaPrincess: me one sec though
ultimateradness: Elisa
Glacier16: =-O
ultimateradness: record it!1
ultimateradness: I called penissa, penissa calls the southern belle!
PenWing424: you two sound alike?
ultimateradness: ....................I'm on pins and needles!!!!!!!
ultimateradness: notsomuch
Glacier16: heh
ultimateradness: she sounds more popular than I do
PenWing424: oh
PenWing424: but you are popular
ultimateradness: only in my head, dearie
PenWing424: and online
TheElisaPrincess: i am so not a sb
ultimateradness: the popular kids poke fun at me
TheElisaPrincess: wish me luck
ultimateradness: gogogogogogo!
PenWing424: good luck
ultimateradness: .............. aweshome.
PenWing424: that may be, but uschi, you rule the internet
PenWing424: so fuck them
ultimateradness: buwahahahaha!
ultimateradness: yeah, actually some popular kids made fun of me today
ultimateradness: 'cause, you know, I look like a dyke
TheElisaPrincess: thats wrong usch
TheElisaPrincess: you dont sound like one!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: aww but your our dyke
PenWing424: they're just jealous because you are an individual who is not afraid to express her inner self
ultimateradness: so I was all, "I'm sorry my penis is bigger than yours... I can't help it.
PenWing424: lol
ultimateradness: then, laughing to myself I walked off.
ultimateradness: they kept yelling shit at me, but it wasn't so creative
ultimateradness: plus I have friends in the diamond business
ultimateradness: The Shayne Company
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its okay, when i order pizza they call me little girl....
ultimateradness: far south of denver on emporia street
PenWing424: serously, sneaks?
ultimateradness: one half mile east of I-25
ultimateradness: open weeknights 'till six, saturday and sunday 'till five.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah, either that or "dude get a 976 hotline job!"
PenWing424: cause if they saw you, they'd splurt
ultimateradness: ...they haven't changed that commercial in my whole life
TheElisaPrincess: the dude bought it
TheElisaPrincess: his dad anshwered
TheElisaPrincess: i asked for eric
TheElisaPrincess: its his 20 year old son
TheElisaPrincess: he wished me a happy fourth and everything
ultimateradness: 20, 25...
TheElisaPrincess: said his son needed a girlfriend
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
TheElisaPrincess: and to have my gal cal him back cuz hes home the rest of tonight
Glacier16: whoa
ultimateradness: YEAH!
Glacier16: so they thought Pen would suffice?
TheElisaPrincess: i guessed eric too.......friend form hs
ultimateradness: YEAH YEAH!
TheElisaPrincess: you so freakin owe me pen ;-)]
ultimateradness: hawt accent, right!
TheElisaPrincess: his dad was all talk......didnt wanna hang up on me
TheElisaPrincess: yeah......sounded like he was my dads age though
PenWing424: whoa
Glacier16: rock on Elisa!
TheElisaPrincess: i scored!!!!
ultimateradness: dude!
ultimateradness: score!
TheElisaPrincess: i have one of those teacherish voices
PenWing424: whao
PenWing424: you did
TheElisaPrincess: anyways..........he also said his son likes computers
TheElisaPrincess: "always on the darn thing" he said
TheElisaPrincess: and i am so not a prank caller :P
ultimateradness: did you record the call?
TheElisaPrincess: naw..........unfortunately
TheElisaPrincess: i shoulda
ultimateradness: fucknut.
TheElisaPrincess: thats the stupidest thing ive ever done :PO
ultimateradness: still, this is the coolest chat EVER.
PenWing424: it is
Glacier16: it sure ranks up there
TheElisaPrincess: lol glacy :P
TheElisaPrincess: I have one of those trusty sounding voices i guess :P
TheElisaPrincess: he asked how old i was and everything....kinda lied and said 23
ultimateradness: suddenly..... suddenly I don't not like you anymore, Penissa....
ultimateradness: I think we can be friends.
TheElisaPrincess: Lol..........totally friends.....this is like stuff youd do in junior high
TheElisaPrincess: calling up peopel and testing out numbers
TheElisaPrincess: :P
ultimateradness: this is the greatest telephone talk ever.
ultimateradness: I need a beer to celebrate.
TheElisaPrincess: Lol usch..................would the dad not talk to you?
ultimateradness: uh, I'm no good at telephones
ultimateradness: sociopath through most my life
ultimateradness: never developed skillz, I got off asap
TheElisaPrincess: whatever uschi..........you have a good voice!
TheElisaPrincess: you could teach
ultimateradness: teach bomb school...
ultimateradness: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CLASSROOM YOU NASTY PUSTULES!
ultimateradness: I GOTS A FUCKIN' GRENADE, YEAH A *FUCKING* GRENADE
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cool
ultimateradness: AND IT'S GONNA FUCK YOU UP YOUR BLEEDIN' ASSHOLE IF YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SEAT!
TheElisaPrincess: lol............
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: italian babe fucked a firework earlier
TheElisaPrincess: itd so be nice to go off like that

Girls rule!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We got your back pen!

Rack the Ashley's!

You've got back's penis?

PenWing424: ibabe, have you registered yet?
ultimateradness: HEY BABE!
X0Italianbabe90: wats up??
X0Italianbabe90: no
ultimateradness: what's your e-mail address?
X0Italianbabe90: idk bout it yet
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh the babes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: back
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: time to hit on her!
ultimateradness: Babe, what'ss your e-mail address?
rexstardust77 has entered the room.
X0Italianbabe90: X0ItalianBabe90@aol.com
X0Italianbabe90: lol
ultimateradness: thanks!
X0Italianbabe90: bunny ur funny
Glacier16: hehe
Glacier16: rex77
PenWing424: fuck
rexstardust77: Hello
Glacier16: hello reaxes
rexstardust99: Hey clone!
TheElisaPrincess: glacys back
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: attack!!!
TheElisaPrincess: and pens upset?!? why?
Glacier16: never left
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhh
X0Italianbabe90: attack?
TheElisaPrincess: just lurked huh?
PenWing424: rex is playing with himself in public again
rexstardust99: yup
rexstardust77: yup
PenWing424: there are some things we just don't need to see
X0Italianbabe90: bunny y'd u say attack????
TheElisaPrincess: modeling clay may not work with popsicle sticks
X0Italianbabe90: huh??
Glacier16: 2nd that huh
ultimateradness: BABE!
rexstardust99: Yes?
ultimateradness: You are NOW registered.
ultimateradness: at RKMBs
Glacier16: hahahha
X0Italianbabe90: NO!!!!!
Glacier16: noice!
X0Italianbabe90: AH!

ultimateradness: REAX! ORGASMED AGAIN!

You have just entered room
ultimateradness: excellent.
ultimateradness: now we wait for teach
rexstardust99: Is this our secret sex room for tonight?
ultimateradness: and smack her on the rounded buttoks
ultimateradness: yes.
ultimateradness: yes it is.
rexstardust99: Let me get my sock.
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: whyd we switch rooms?\
ultimateradness: suck it bitch!
rexstardust99: I like this.
rexstardust99: Just the three of us.
ultimateradness: I invited bunny too
rexstardust99: Who's first?
ultimateradness: this is the "XXXXXXXXXX" room
rexstardust99: HOORAY!
TheElisaPrincess: look at the title of the room :P
TheElisaPrincess: lol.....already got it usch :P
ultimateradness: no
ultimateradness: we are here to work it sister.
TheElisaPrincess: work it?
ultimateradness: smack that ass!
TheElisaPrincess: what?
ultimateradness: rump.
TheElisaPrincess: so sad........
ultimateradness: what's the class?
ultimateradness: sex ed?
ultimateradness: >:o
rexstardust99: My tounge is ready Ushci!
ultimateradness: huzzah!
TheElisaPrincess: this one?
TheElisaPrincess: no math
ultimateradness: yes.
ultimateradness: no maths?
TheElisaPrincess: well angles......algebra anyways
ultimateradness: good.
rexstardust99: Kathleen is on.
rexstardust99: Invite her to this room.
TheElisaPrincess: like shed come :P
rexstardust99: I'd make her cum.
ultimateradness: oh oh oh ohhaahahaaha!
TheElisaPrincess: rolls eyes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY has entered the room.
ultimateradness: rolls fingers over Penissa's naughty bits
TheElisaPrincess: its not really much different from the other room sneaks.....still depraved :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: lol no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bah i don't wanna cook tomorrow
ultimateradness: but we're making a lesson plan here!
ultimateradness: what's the class, Ash?
ultimateradness: you said not maths
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: "sex ed in your drivers ed car"
rexstardust99: HOORAY!
ultimateradness: me rikey!
rexstardust99: >:o
ultimateradness: argh! this class is driving me nuts!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nuts - lesson 2
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bite, nibble suck
rexstardust99: yes
rexstardust99: Very good
ultimateradness: nut biter.
ultimateradness: no teeth! lesson one!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: eh a little teeth is good
rexstardust99: As long as your touching them, I'm happy.
ultimateradness: feh, you're happy with a pr0n and some boxer shorts
rexstardust99: yep
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: dont forget the sock!
ultimateradness: no, sock would restrict nut movemen
ultimateradness: t
ultimateradness: he likes 'em dangling
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: how much you wanna bet he can lift em>?
ultimateradness: lift his nuts?
ultimateradness: I bet I could too
ultimateradness: they aren't THAT big...
rexstardust99: I drain them a lot.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: those poor nuts
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: they need a good teabagging
ultimateradness: yeah, they get around
rexstardust99: I think I need to add sneaky to my tour.
ultimateradness: dude, EVERYONE needs sneaks on their tour
rexstardust99: yeah
ultimateradness: I need some dude on my tour
ultimateradness: all I gots is sneaky
ultimateradness: she has dildos, but I have detatchable penii
DECTECTlVE BUNNY has left the room.
ultimateradness: boo
ultimateradness: her and her dry-humping soda machine... :'(
ultimateradness: I want to dry hump a robot... O:-)
ultimateradness: one week
ultimateradness: onnnnneeee weeeek.
rexstardust99: Am I gonna end up with TK's sloppy seconds?
ultimateradness: well, seeing as TK hasn't shot one off in a few years, looks about like the whole state of CA will be TK's sloppy seconds
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
rexstardust99: Elisa was too hot and bothered to stay.
ultimateradness: she's so lame... I bet she fucks the guy with the good accent
rexstardust99: We should keep this room open.
rexstardust99: Only invite women.
ultimateradness: but I need a cock stuck in me!
rexstardust99: Thats what I'm for!
ultimateradness: yay!
rexstardust99: >:o
ultimateradness: but I'm not a sharing lady
ultimateradness: some might not call me a lady
rexstardust99: Don't expect me to treat you like a lady.
ultimateradness: work it bitch!
rexstardust99: I'm gonna post this.
ultimateradness: YAY!
ultimateradness: hasta!
rexstardust99: later
ultimateradness: (you say "pasta!")
rexstardust99: "pasta"
ultimateradness: hasta la pasta.
ultimateradness: get it?
ultimateradness: YAY! night.
rexstardust99: yes, but its not funny.
ultimateradness has left the room.

towards the end Pariah admits to shoving painful things in his urethra!
The rest I just thought was funny:

Pariah186: Oh wait. Now I remeber. You hate porn.
ultimateradness: yes.
ultimateradness: not a porn fan.
ultimateradness: I find it degrading
Pariah186: Then youz ah sissy!
TheElisaPrincess: so Do I!
TheElisaPrincess: totally degrading!
Pariah186: Cuz' wimmins is the focus?
TheElisaPrincess: women or men.....
TheElisaPrincess: your not viewing a person for who they are
ultimateradness: doesn't matter
TheElisaPrincess: but what they look like
Pariah186: Feh.
Pariah186: I don't even look at porn
ultimateradness: I'm not turned on by appearances much
Pariah186: I'm addicted to hentai....When I lose my cool
ultimateradness: mostly personality
Pariah186: bullshit.
ultimateradness: nope.
ultimateradness: you should see the guys I date
ultimateradness: I didn't think anything of it
ultimateradness: but my sister's all...you really don't care about looks, do you/?
Pariah186: *eyebrow* Got a pic ready?
ultimateradness: nope.
TheElisaPrincess: noi the older you get the less the physical really mattesr
Pariah186: heh
ultimateradness: nah, I've never understood attraction based solely on physical aesthetics
ultimateradness: and I'm just 21, 'teach'
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh
Pariah186: exactly
Pariah186: old
ultimateradness: well, at least my penii are bigger than my fingers!
ultimateradness: unlike SOME of us...
ultimateradness: ;-)
Pariah186: :-[
ultimateradness: not... not to point FINGERS or anthing
ultimateradness: (*snort*)
TheElisaPrincess: no way? 21 and you got your life together this much! Im super impressed
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
ultimateradness: *g*
Pariah186: hurm
ultimateradness: impressed... and scootin' out
ultimateradness: my personality must get her hot 'n bothered
Pariah186: Felt like I pissed glass yesterday
ultimateradness: I bed she's masturbating to me right now
ultimateradness: I bet... one dollar!
Pariah186: Seriously. I had to wait twelve hours
Pariah186: at first, I thought it was a kidney stone
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: oopsy
TheElisaPrincess: wrong x
ultimateradness: LOL
Pariah186: Turns out it was hand-washing soap.
ultimateradness: done so soon?
ultimateradness: in your bladder?
Pariah186: no
Pariah186: no
Pariah186: urethra
ultimateradness: how'd it get THERE?!
ultimateradness: stupid!
Pariah186: I had to get it swbbed yesterday
Pariah186: *swabbed
Pariah186: cuz' they had to check on liver function
Pariah186: and such
ultimateradness: here's something bubbly, lemme shove it up my pisser
Pariah186: I just thought the thing looked a bit unclean
Pariah186: so when I got home, I used a soap covered que-tip
Pariah186: burned like fuck
Pariah186: but I thought that was normal;
ultimateradness: ha ha ha ha!
ultimateradness: a q-tip?
Pariah186: then when I had to go I was screaming
Pariah186: yes
ultimateradness: your not packin' big enough to hold a q-tip!
Pariah186: Its actually grown since then
ultimateradness: ah.
ultimateradness: magic beans
Pariah186: And even if hadn't, it would have
Pariah186: question
Pariah186: Measure six inches
ultimateradness: pain in your giblits makes you horny, eh?
Pariah186: on the window
Pariah186: fuck no
ultimateradness: well, why else would it grow?
ultimateradness: They Plump when you Cook 'Em!
ultimateradness: why six?
ultimateradness: hmmmmmm?
Pariah186: Cuz' I wanna see how big you thnk average is
Pariah186: for a guy
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* at ease
Pariah186: I think you're under a bt of a misinterpretation
ultimateradness: six inches is approximately two pinkies of mine
ultimateradness: and... hold on
ultimateradness: and how is me putting my hands to the monitor
ultimateradness: going to show you
ultimateradness: anything?
Pariah186: heh
Pariah186: that's not average
Pariah186: subtract a joint
Pariah186: and you get average
Pariah186: whilst erect
ultimateradness: I never said it was average
Pariah186: well
ultimateradness: you said
ultimateradness: it wasn't or something
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
Pariah186: What I'm saying is
Pariah186: when it's measured
ultimateradness: I forget dumb conversations after A FEW YEARS
Pariah186: you don't measure from the based
Pariah186: you reminded me a while ago
ultimateradness: yes yes, measure the bias
Pariah186: DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BIAS!!
ultimateradness: hi reax!
rexstardust99: hello
ultimateradness: life
ultimateradness: don't talk to me about life
ultimateradness: here I am
ultimateradness: brain the size of a planet...
ultimateradness: *sigh*
rexstardust99: Pariah, you ain't supposed to beat off with hand soap.
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
Pariah186 has left the room.
rexstardust99: heh
ultimateradness: uh-OH!
rexstardust99: You gotta post this now Uschi.

me thinks penissa is a tad horny today.

Today?

tonight, this morning

shut up you west coast fag.

A booty call on Sunday night before the fourth of July? Why the me can't you all just let me sleep?? WHY??