Aye! Ye fookin' thread stealin' pansy! Ah'll shuv tha' fookin' cookie up yer soggy cabbage arse!
Internet Friends:
Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something.
Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
Joe Mamma: Fat
Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick
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