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C'mon, folks I've freakin told you who it is, first person to post it here gets a cookie. If you're willing to give me your address i will acctually mail you the cookie, this is not a joke. So good luck to all our contestants.
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So much for the truce......  At least JLA and Kristogar are maintaining there peace.
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Aye! Ye fookin' thread stealin' pansy! Ah'll shuv tha' fookin' cookie up yer soggy cabbage arse!
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Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
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ME!!! Please tell them its me!!! Im tired of hiding in your closet!!!
Oh you said alt Id not alt habit.
Ouch! That's A Big Dick!!!
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Is it a NICE chewy chocolate chip cookie..or a crunchy, overly sugary cookie?
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Is it a NICE chewy chocolate chip cookie..or a crunchy, overly sugary cookie?
No!!!!!! Its a rock hard cock up your ass!!!! You want it? I KNOW I DO!!!
Ouch! That's A Big Dick!!!
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I sometimes go by the name of PJP when I am feeling a little queer (the little queer in question being Joe Mama)!
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RACK THE MAN!!!!!!!! Awesome 
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Nowhereman said:
I sometimes go by the name of PJP when I am feeling a little queer (the little queer in question being Joe Mama)!
No one gives manual release better than you, PJ...Nowhereman! You gotta come down on the price for oral treats, though!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Joe Mama sleeps with me every Tuesday & Thursday,but PJP only sleeps with me every alternate Wednesday.
Talking about Wednesday...........its not true what they say about black men.
I was never a real man,and always loved the cock,so I finally decided to become a woman.
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RACK THE MAN!!!!!!!! Awesome
Watch it, God-Girl!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Christine Oakley said:
Joe Mama sleeps with me every Tuesday & Thursday,but PJP only sleeps with me every alternate Wednesday.
Talking about Wednesday...........its not true what they say about black men.
That leaves a lot of time for Chris.
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Christine Oakley said:
Joe Mama sleeps with me every Tuesday & Thursday,but PJP only sleeps with me every alternate Wednesday.
Talking about Wednesday...........its not true what they say about black men.
Oh no he/she din't!
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Christine Oakley said:
Joe Mama sleeps with me every Tuesday & Thursday,but PJP only sleeps with me every alternate Wednesday.
Talking about Wednesday...........its not true what they say about black men.
Oh no he/she din't!
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Christine Oakley said:
Joe Mama sleeps with me every Tuesday & Thursday,but PJP only sleeps with me every alternate Wednesday.
Talking about Wednesday...........its not true what they say about black men.
Oh no he/she din't!
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Rex is gonna be PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joe Mama said:
Rex is gonna be PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED!!!
Now he's gonna know I'm lieing when I tell him I'm going bowling every alternate Wednesday. And speaking of Wednesday it's not true what they say about Black Men!
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Joe Mama said:
Rex is gonna be PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED!!!
Now he's gonna know I'm lieing when I tell him I'm going bowling every alternate Wednesday. And speaking of Wednesday it's not true what they say about Black Men!
What, that they're not good dancers?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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That they are good at Scrabble?
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So much for the truce......
At least JLA and Kristogar are maintaining there peace.
Let the record show I kept my half of the bargain. Isn't it obvious that the kid is obsessed? I mean he claims that's he's mad because of teh single instance in which I took G-Man's side over his, but doesn't it seem just a little like obsessive stalker behavious to you? Maybe a little paranoid? I mean I make a silly post and he gets pissed for no concevable reason. He takes comments that have nothing to do with him and rails against them. i mean doesn't he realise it's going to go the same way every time? He's going to get pissy and stalk me. I'm going to stop feeling pitty for the poor guy and point out one of his many shortcomings. Then he's going to try the same, but finding that my poor spelling pails in light of his miriad of failures he's going to attack my wife (like a man0 and then everyone's going to tell him what a jack-ass he is for doing it and that doing it only makes him look bad, then he'll shrink away afraid to face the conversation anymore then resurface a couple of days later and start up again. I mean you're friends with the guy, don't you worry about him. I think if there are any posters who live near him they should check in on him from time to time.
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Yes, I'm "teh" obsessive one.
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Yes, I'm "teh" obsessive one.
You're the one who talks to PJP and tells him you want a truce even though I lay off as long as you don't start shit, but then get all pissy anytime I post ANYTHING.
Not to mention teh...... oh shit I make constant typos when typint t3h word "the" crap, now I'll never get a job...... oh, wait, never-mind.
So a recap:
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no job
babysits for his sister even when he doesn't want to
had to sell his car to his sister (see "no job")
resorts to attacking wives when fighting with people
Doesn't stand up for him self when people point out what a jack-ass he is for doing so
Lives in Eugene Oregon, but "claims" not to be a hippie
has abundant free time (see "no job") yet fails to excercise
calls a truce to a battle he started then ignores it
wannabuyamonkey:
Doesn't spell check
shit, buddy, looks like you win.... oh and you can try to reverse the obsessive claim back to me. Wich in many instances would be accurate since I have been diognosed with minor OCD (That didn't keep me from gainfull employment), but as far as you're concerned just observe for yourself how many times I attack you first. It won't work, because when you aren't asking for it I divide my time not caring about you and pittying you. Wich is a shame, because before you went nuts because I took G's side over yours once, I acctually liked you.
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rex said:
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, I'm sorry, I never commented on what a brilliant retort this was. Pure genius!
A tip though: try not using this classic one-liner in job interviews anymore.
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rex said:
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, I'm sorry, I never commented on what a brilliant retort this was. Pure genius!
A tip though: try not using this classic one-liner in job interviews anymore.
Hey look guys...
A slightly smarter Chris Oakley
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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rex said:
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, I'm sorry, I never commented on what a brilliant retort this was. Pure genius!
A tip though: try not using this classic one-liner in job interviews anymore.
Hey look guys...
A slightly smarter Chris Oakley
Good point.
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Am I eligible for TEH cookie?
Looks more like you want a pizza. 
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Am I eligible for TEH cookie?
Boy.......he sure spells like wbam!
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rex is your alt. Now give me my damn cookie.
Take it from me, I LOVE you! 
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rex is your alt. Now give me my damn cookie.
I wish someone would make a tv show about the RKMBS. And an expose on just WHO here is an alt Id, and who is not.
Nah...... The ratings on such a show would be too low....
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