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#532289 2005-06-24 7:01 PM
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So I go to the mailbox today, and I find this:



Now, please don't think I'm objectifying this woman or even putting her race into consideration, but THAT IS ONE FINE PIECE OF WHITE ASS!!

Thank you. That is all.

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This is a lot better than the thread you said you were going to start last night.


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Someone's a little miffed, methinks.

I WISH TO FUCK HER!

That's okay, I'll get the thread together soon.

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A couple years ago I was a worked as a courier and I would get ads like this to deliver to everyone. Most people said I could keep them for my own use.





















































I did.


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She deserves a Map of Alaska right on that belly, son!


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That's okay, I'll get the thread together soon.



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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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First you bait us (or me) with the name Bianca when it is in fact not OUR Bianca, now this?? I clicked here thinking you posted information that could help me get in shape during the summer, but all I get is one picture? That doesn't tell me anything! Cruelty, thy name is Wednesday.

But, I suppose I deserve it for all those "I love.. " picless threads of mine a while back.

And yes, she's very hot for any ass color. If I looked that good I would exercise in front of a mirror.

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what does "exercise" consist of!?


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I highly recommend any gym period......total awesomeness! Nothing like working out all your stress in a healthy way! I always feel more chipper and better after a hard workout. Ballys all the way!


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I workout balls all the way!





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That's okay, I'll get the thread together soon.



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Something quirky goin' on with the poll function. I PM'ed Rob.

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That's okay, I'll get the thread together soon.



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Something quirky goin' on with the poll function. I PM'ed Rob.



uh huh suuuuuuuuuuure.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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this thread should be called La Sneaky!

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sorry my stomach isn't that nice


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Whatever sneaks! I dont see a stomach on you ANYWHERE In pictures!


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trust me, all the junk i've been eating lately has gone downhill...not to mention the weekends of beer.....and its noticeable...y'all shall see when wednesday get the thread up.........


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Whatever sneaks..........its not about the outside anyways, its whats on the inside that counts......or so I tell myself.......on the way to the gym ;p


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This thread is in the middle of a horrilbe downward spiral.


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as Fused says, it has taken a turn for the suck.

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it really is...lets see if i can fix this.

uh........i found a guy for rex, noted hot by klinton



And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I like my hausenfeffer a little on the chunky side anyway, so it's all good.

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Sideways posted in this thread.

Consider it beyond saving.


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I had such high hopes .

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I think having women post in this forum does some harm as well.


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Have you noticed that the drama in this forum has taken a leap since the women started posting more?

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Yup....women are psychotic and dramatic....didnt you know that Wed?

When God thought man was bored he created woman......and the problems began!


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Have you noticed that the drama in this forum has taken a leap since the women started posting more?




You should start a thread called "quilting" or "dealing with PMS", then headline it. That should attract most of the women. Then we could have this forum back.


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Lol rex.......no then guys would turn it into a serious thread about PMS and how it affects their lives ;p


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Woe is us. Heaven forbid a real woman with a real brain and a real voice and real lungs with a real job that doesn't require her to be thinner than a rim would post here.

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Someone has issues.

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Have you noticed that the drama in this forum has taken a leap since the women started posting more?



hey be happy, the longer they keep posting the longer til i have to attract them back with sets of men.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Man sets are icky.

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yes, hense why i haven't gone there.....yet!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I highly recommend any gym period......total awesomeness! Nothing like working out all your stress in a healthy way! I always feel more chipper and better after a hard workout. Ballys all the way!



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So I go to the mailbox today, and I find this:



Now, please don't think I'm objectifying this woman or even putting her race into consideration, but THAT IS ONE FINE PIECE OF WHITE ASS!!

Thank you. That is all.



Funny this is I'd mentioned this ad to my girlfriend just the other day. I saw a girl on TV that looked just like her.

I still think this is the most attractive white woman I've ever seen.

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Yeah, she definitely makes me think about burnin' some calories. Though not likely with an L.A. Fitness gym membership.


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