RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts What poster should I harass? (Preliminary round)

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bsams

rex

You wound me, old friend.

I'd nominate Emperor Joker, but I don't think it dares posting here anymore.

Aww.. I was just kidding about the first two choices!

If it's not too late, I'd like to add Sideways.

Added.

Why don't we take the winning poster and throw him or her a nice party so he or she can have lots of new friends?

I got the most nominations I see.


..........Can't imagine why? Hehe! Maybe it's because I crave attention and am a closet homosexual.

I like this sweet and helpless side of Parys I don't care if Parys is a gay boy, I still want to fuck him and let him cum inside my ass.

In the wind-swept Atlantic Territories of the Atlantic, the dreaded lycanthropes are not wolves but the vicious FISH-MEN of NEWFOUNDLAND. In the cold light of the full moon, they turn into VICIOUS FISH, which just sort of flop around on the pier & die.

The province named NEWFOUNDLAND is named NEWFOUNDLAND because Canada LOST IT in the 1960s then found it again only a few months ago. Before that it was called LAND.

Know what's great fun? (or as the "Quebecois" or "German Canadiennes" say, "Le Grand Goof") Drop both a CANADIAN quarter and an AMERICAN quarter in traffic and see which one the locals will chase!

Rob loves boys........and dogs.