Lemme get this straight - you're horny, but don't know what to do? All jokes about the other guys on this board and their willingness to "help" ( ), if you don't do porn or booty calls (and know you're not ready to take that step with anyone - a wise and mature stance) you might want to consider a vibrator. Or flick the ol' bean to a fantasy...

Sorry I can't be of any more help.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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