Zeus and Odin were way cooler Yaweh and his Dad, Baal. While Y and B were makin' dark clouds and thunder on Mtn. tops, Odin and Zeus were out bangin' earth girls and generally havin a good time. They weren't all pissy like those middle-eastern moron gods. I'd rather take my vacation in Greece or Germany. The girls don't have mustaches and they sun bathe topless! Which God would you prefer to worship? That tight ass Yaweh or the party boys, Zeus and Odin.

"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." John Stuart Mill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.