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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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all that work and you finish on my stomach
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Dear Elisa
I've loved you for two years now
watching you
touching myself over your airheaded posts
my southern beauty
my blooming flower in a thunderstorm
i want to slowly plunge my tounge into your tullip
rest my head on your pump warm boosom
map out ever toned curve with my lips
elisa, sug, i love you, i want you, come home.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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OMG Nowheres! That's so gay!
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Tee Hee!
wait she's never done that...
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Alright......Im DEFNITELY having nightmares now......nowheres seriously.......you coulda at least fixed them to look somewhat my size! Since this is supposedly a thread bout me hrms.......have the week off: need to study for my state math test. I got hit on by this one married guy at work (it gets worse, his wife is EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT) Come on..I knew guys had issues but seriously this is just wrong! What is the deal?!? Further evidence that some guys need serious therapy......... Anyway, this week will be fun though: going shopping for clothes that fit since everythin else is so small AND hitting the gym every day this week to stay toned up cuz..... My college alma mater had homecoming last weekend and saw some old crushes of mine there......se la vive...they just get hotter  Heck yeah.......anyway all of us math/comp sci peeps hook up on Friday to go out and celebrate old times or whatever.....heh........we shall see Im lookin forward to it.... Anyhoo MUST Sleep........on sinus meds which make me super sleepy.......
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he probably just wants to fuck you once and then never talk to you again......so don't judge him.
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Well firstly,I'd have to see them to know what size Elisas are.
Secondly,I'd have to see them to know what size Elisas are.
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I got hit on by this one married guy at work (it gets worse, his wife is EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT) Come on..I knew guys had issues but seriously this is just wrong! What is the deal?!? Further evidence that some guys need serious therapy.........
You should've tazered him in the ballsack, like you did to Animalman...and Glacys...and Rexers...and Snarf...and...
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Well firstly,I'd have to see them to know what size Elisas are.
Secondly,I'd have to see them to know what size Elisas are.
I concur. Unless it leads to my getting tazered in the ballsack.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Yeah, that tazer was set on the highest setting too! 
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I could hear your screams from where I was...in Massachusetts.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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The Bee Gees sang a song about it!
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You should've tazered him in the ballsack, like you did to Animalman...and Glacys...and Rexers...and Snarf...and...
Sounds like I'm quite the player and the flirt.....yet I'm still single and my younger sister is taking this guy to meet my grandparents in Tennessee....life sucks sometimes ;p
Speaking of which..........mr. married guy immed my phone (another sucky thing about working in a junior high......everyone's numbers get passed around without prior permission), "hey.......hows your week off going?!?" WTF? Yeah.....I'm sure he really cares 
Hrm........my breaks going great though :P Haven't done much besides gym and movie watch but hey.........tonight after House I will study darn it.......;p
As for my breast size.....they aren't that fabulous......36B. I've told you guys this before and I'm not posting any pictures..........that would DEFINITELY come back to haunt me.....I can just imagine standing in front of my seventh period boys class and being told, "hey miss......nice rack." Wait....that kinda already happened the first week of school! Thats when smacking kids upside the head should be legalized.
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You're a teacher?!?!?!??!?!?!? 
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You're a teacher?!?!?!??!?!?!?
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Awwwwwww I was PWNED!!!!!! So sad.............:P Way to go Glacys......you even got Pj quiet......thats a true talent
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How did he get me quiet, retard?
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he probably just wants to fuck you once and then never talk to you again......so don't judge him.
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The animosity in this thread is quite refreshing!
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What animosity? You mean Pj running his mouth and nobody paying attention?!?
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he probably just wants to fuck you once and then never talk to you again......so don't judge him.
And not all guys are as shallow minded as you, Pj. There are some nice guys left who don't just want to use a girl and move on *yawns*. Why couldn't you leave a sweet little message so when I wake up its, "hey elisa good morning!"
Instead of, "yeah, the rest of your life men are gonna wanna use you for sex." Nice thought.............great way to start out the day ;p
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don't post those kinds of things, elisa will sit here for a good hour trying to click it.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Ok, six, but that's neither here nor there, ok!?
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don't post those kinds of things, elisa will sit here for a good hour trying to click it.
HAHAHHA.......rack the sneaks. That was funny!!!!!!
Naw I didn't try to click it.....just laughed at nowhereman's sense of humor. Reminds me of those annoying little things youd get as email attachments that would infiltrate your screen i.e. a cat chasing a mouse for endless times....grrr!
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Whatever Nos :P
So it all starts out innocently enough: getting over to my grandmothers house where relatives await eagerly to see me: and I get, "oh my gosh you look so much better now than you did six months ago. Take your coat off and show us what you look like." Yeah, thats really nice to hear from an eighty year old uncle ;p
Weirdness aside it turned out semi-fun: everyone swapped stories over lunch about memories (yeah my familys weird..we have thanksgiving at lunch ;p). They were even intrigued by the whole fighting/fire/harassment stories I had to share.
I even found out some interesting stuff: ever wonder why some relationships just dont work out? I had this thing for one of my cousin's friends named Glynn back in high school. He was into music, really handsome, great guy (we met at a ski resort in Colorado where his church was vacationing).
Anyway, found out tonight his mom's psycho: she put his name on eharmony.com (without him knowing) and found this girl she liked, drove eleven hours to Glynn's doorstep (from Oklahoma to Tyler, Texas) with this girl (Glynn had no idea his mom or this girl were coming). So they meet up, and three months later are now "engaged."
IT GETS BETTER! So he meets this girl once, and then she ends up LIVING WITH HIS MOTHER for three weeks. Talk about awkward: me dating a guy and him living with my parents for three weeks and us not even being offically "together" yet?!? Totally freakin' bizarre.......Glad she's not going to be my mother-in-law....
In the middle of this story, Tin calls me and it seems my old group of friends is hooking up tomorrow at his house to go out and celebrate being in the "real world" or whatever now (it's gonna be a lot more fun that I originally thought!).
So yeah.......Thanksgiving was fun although now I'm really sleepy *no more late night rkmb truth or dare sessions for me ;P*. Here's hoping ya'lls Tday was as fun and as enlightening as mine!
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Do I have to read all that?
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Who said you had to read anything Nowheres?!?
Don't tell me you were actually bored enough to read about my life :P
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I didnt read it,thats why I was asking!
I just wanted to know if there was mention of nude pictures!
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That's really strange of his mom, Princess. Really strange.
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Yeah............I vaguely remember meeting her at the ski lodge too. She was really like stone faced and mean: even my sweet, innocent enthusiasm didn't soften her spirit (and this was pre-rkmbs mind you!).
So guys stay away from psycho mother-in-law material if you value your livelihood (apparently she even threatened my cousin that if he ever hurt her daughter he'd wind up dead or something.....heh. THE WOMAN'S A FREAK!).
Anyway...........I need to go do something productive like review math or grade tonight if I'm going out tomorrow: grrrrr!
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