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Whatever Jeremys

Life is good! Work went alright and Friday is early release day......YES: 14 days till Christmas break Two of my worst kids now have to do after school stuff in my room for a week.....oh how just life can be sometimes!

Course my math state exam is December 10 and thats gonna be scary but hey less than three weeks and life will be sweeet!


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I just farted!

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Ya'll are worse than my eighth grade boys.....what am I going to have to do? Resort to the evil teacher glare and squirting ya'll down with Honeysuckle Spray??

I'm going to go collapse into bed......I'm so tired (Fifty thirty am cycling class and I Just got home from work about fifteen minutes ago 'cuz I had an AC meeting......totally stressing over the state math test: its gonna be SO hard!).

Anyway.....ya'll have an awesome night: I SO Need a decent nights sleep....


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Ya'll are worse than my eighth grade boys.....what am I going to have to do? Resort to the evil teacher glare and squirting ya'll down with Honeysuckle Spray??




Showing boobies tends to pacify the crowd.

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I'm going to go collapse into bed......I'm so tired




Tease.

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(its gonna be SO hard!).




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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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So wrong JM...although I am deeply flattered :P

I forgot about the whole sex appeal thing today! I got hot in the middle of seventh period (was wearing a black sweater jacket, and took the jacket part off (had a dark blue sleeveless top on). All of a sudden the class got really quiet and I was like, "Why is everybody watching me?"

Yeah I'm an idiot.....didn't realize taking a jacket off and walking around sleeveless could be a turn on to a class that seemingly hates the subject matter ;p


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Dunno why, but this post made me chuckle.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Arms are such a huge turn on!

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Arms are such a huge turn on!




Any skin is a turn-on when you're in 7th grade.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Even LLance skin?

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Haven't you ever heard of the right to bare arms?

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Haven't you ever heard of the right to bare arms?




Ugh.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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exactly

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Haven't you ever heard of the right to bare arms?




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Well firstly,I'd have to see them to know what size Elisas are.
Secondly,I'd have to see them to know what size Elisas are.



I'm guessing a 32 - 38B, but seeing them would help.


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It all began so great: until third period........when I had to kids pretend to fight..........dang what is it with them?!? Then a horrible migraine hit and I got really dizzy.......darn didnt feel good at all (trying to monitro a hyper class before lunch with a splittin headache is SOO hard). Anyway, afterwards i went and told the coaches how bad the kids had been with me (the kids later apologized).

The worst thing happened in fifth and sixth period: I left the radio on and this kid turned it all the way up (damn.....I swear): threw paper acrss the room, talked across the room to another kid, cheated off th ekid next to him and my normally awesome boys were bad which means tomorrow Im gettin to teh school early and calling their parents (hopefully finding the numbers!).

Then sixth period comes in and this girl sits where she's not supposed to (next to he best friend which she will talk/pass notes to the rest of class). I turn to look at her and say.."you are NOT supposed to sit there you have five seconds to move where you are supposed to or you're out of my class."

She looked at me with fire in her eyes and said, "The hell you will......I dare you to do something to me." I was so pissed Off I started debating if slapping that defiant look on her face was worth the prison time.... so I leave, find another teacher and have them pull her out of my class (yes I ask another teacher to watch my class while I got anther teacher to help me out).

But wait.....same class period: fight almost breaks out (had to throw my body between two girls and force them to sit down again.....its SUCH a pain. Get the class quiet again and this girl out of the corner of my eye tries to erase my board which had a lot of example problems to help them work through their classwork and at the same time throw something across the floor to her friend while talking trying to have the class riot against this girl in the back of class.

So I let everybody go but thse girls and ask them, "What the hell are you thinking? Why can't you behave." GRRRRRRRRRR!

Im going to stop there and not mention seventh period in all of its glory or after school tutoring turning into an "investigation". At least Friday is early release.....no sixth OR seventh period........

And did I mention when I finally made it to the gym to run off stress it was closed?!? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Damn it..........please let tomorrow be better!


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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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"Special mummy ray gun"...brilliant!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Today was better...........post more after sleep!


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Does anyone give a shit?
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you should of made this with check boxes.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Since when did anybody care about a thread on the rkmbs!

It's my thread darn it: I can do whatever i wanna do in it ;p


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like post boobie pics.


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YOU WISH!!!!!!!! That's why theres a womens forum ;p


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What forum are you posting in?


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And this thread is in the womens forum,ergo Elisa,you are obliged to get nekkid!

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Come on............that'd be a new thread, "when teachers get fired ;p"


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Come on............that'd be a new thread, "when teachers get fired ;p"




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yes, for your boobies, now damnit its my birthday and i demand titties.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Well if all else fails,show us yours!

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Today's secret word is... DESPERATE! Hah hah!

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