Bow Down for Rob
(Featuring the vocal stylings of Saul ‘loverman’ Kent)
Saul Loverman Kent:
Well Rob’s a man whose moods can swing both ways
that’s who he is
and that’s no lie
But when he needs to scratch an itch
then you know that you’re the bitch
you don’t ask why.
The Kamphausenettes:
No, no, no
Saul Loverman Kent:
Cause it don’t matter if you’re conservative or democrat
The Kamphausenettes:
Turn your back, turn your back
Saul Loverman Kent:
And it don’t matter if you’re white or if you’re black
The Kamphausenettes:
Turn your back, turn your back
Saul Loverman Kent:
Turn around
The Kamphausenettes:
Turn around
Saul Loverman Kent:
Bow Down
The Kamphausenettes:
Bow down
Saul Loverman Kent:
For Rob
(Lengthy wakka-wakka guitar and saxophone break intended to soundtrack pumped-up, amyl-infused anal sex)
Saul Loverman Kent:
Well you know now Rob
he likes the Greeks
Cause you don’t have to ask them twice
to spread their cheeks
Assume the position
The Kamphausenettes:
Get ready to pole dance
Saul Loverman Kent:
Embrace submission
The Kamphausenettes:
Are you ready to be llanced?
Saul Loverman Kent:
By Rob
