I saw her drinking beer
Eating peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate
And I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend of Jenny Craigs
She had boobs like water melons
And breath like rotten eggs
I know you're hungry
I could see it in your eyes
Cause she's looking at me
Like I'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass
Back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy
All over your face
Yeah-eah
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Fat girl
She's everything I wanted & more
Fat girl
She cant fit through the door
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
I wanna prove to you
My feelings are for real
So I'm gonna by you
A million Happy meals
I wanna toke of that body
If you only let me in
I wanna sink my summer sausage
Into that double chin
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Is riding my chock again
Fat girl
Snackin on my cock again
OUCH!
Dont bite
*guitar solo*
My friends keep telling me
I must be going blind
You've got cottage cheese
All over your behind yeah
And even though some people
Point & laugh at us
You can kick their ass
Because you're bigger than a bus
Fat girl
I cant believe you're eating again
Fat girl
Where does your neck begin
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Put my hotdog into your buns
Fat girl
You're really really tons of fun
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Thar she blows yeah
My fat fat girl
Hmm
Ah
C'mere honey,where ya goin?
*Horse noise*
