She's got a smile, oh she's got a smile
And she's flashing it right at me.
She's got a wink, a wink across the bar
and I know that's meant to be.

She's got a walk, oh she's walking over
and I think this could be my day.
She's got a ... friend, oh she's a got a friend
Why she standing in her way?

Its a big fat friend (Oh God there's always one)
Big fat friend (To spoil my fucking fun).

Now baby baby baby if its boots you want to knock
Leave your chubby friend at home because she's gonna block the cock
Now I'm afraid of no man, with any I'l contend.
But I cannot compete with your big fat friend

So big fat friend, ah we meet again,
You won't leave her alone.
You roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments
while you're sucking on a chicken bone
I see you, you think you won the battle but I tend to disagree
See I know you, and your Achilles' Heel and he's standing next to me

My non-discriminating friend (So what that you're a cow)
non discriminating friend (I'll nail you any how).

I know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds
But for every shot of Jaeger hey you lose a couple pounds.
Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal and your Big Fat Friend

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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