She's so fat,smaller fat women orbit her!
She has more chins than a Chinese telephone directory!
When she goes to the beach,she's the only one to get a tan!
She cant go to Japan,cause its still legal to hunt whales there!
When she sits round the house,she really sits round the house!
She cant wear grey,cause sailors try to board her!
When she falls down it measures on the richter scale!
If she goes to get her shoes shined,she has to take their word!
