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Y'know, ever since Salma got engaged, you've been...less relevant.

You need to drink again.
Oh, sure, the love of his life is knocked up with another man's child and you kick him while he's down...real nice, Joseph Mothern real nice...
That's right. I'm gonna kick him until he grabs my ankle and twists it, knocking me down and reclaiming his dignity, pride, and alcohol. Then I'm gonna kick him in the ass until he mans up, gets plowed, and reclaims his lady. Y'know why? Because I care! I care enough to destroy him in order to rebuild him better than ever!
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Y'know, ever since Salma got engaged, you've been...less relevant.

You need to drink again.
Oh, sure, the love of his life is knocked up with another man's child and you kick him while he's down...real nice, Joseph Mothern real nice...
That's right. I'm gonna kick him until he grabs my ankle and twists it, knocking me down and reclaiming his dignity, pride, and alcohol. Then I'm gonna kick him in the ass until he mans up, gets plowed, and reclaims his lady. Y'know why? Because I care! I care enough to destroy him in order to rebuild him better than ever!
A real friend would have just offered him beer...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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No. A real friend would have offered him seventeen...
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I'm not offering him a damned thing until the Pig-Dave that I respect returns. Until this whiny, sober little emo-twat goes away and the Pig-Dave I admire comes back, there'll be no beer. Let this nancy-boy drink Zima.
Though the comment about Pro being bald in the other thread was pretty funny...
And the comment about Rhonda Shear, even if he essentially is raping my childhood crush...that was funny too...
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zima. 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I didn't put a limit on the number of beers that could be offered...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Joe Mama said: I'm not offering him a damned thing until the Pig-Dave that I respect returns. Until this whiny, sober little emo-twat goes away and the Pig-Dave I admire comes back, there'll be no beer. Let this nancy-boy drink Zima.
Wait, Pig Dave is all emo now? Then beer and a viewing of the wank forum won't help him either...
Oh dear Lord, he's worse of than I thought...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Joe Mama said: I'm not offering him a damned thing until the Pig-Dave that I respect returns. Until this whiny, sober little emo-twat goes away and the Pig-Dave I admire comes back, there'll be no beer. Let this nancy-boy drink Zima.
Then beer and a viewing of the wank forum won't help him either...
but those cure everything...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Joe Mama said: I'm not offering him a damned thing until the Pig-Dave that I respect returns. Until this whiny, sober little emo-twat goes away and the Pig-Dave I admire comes back, there'll be no beer. Let this nancy-boy drink Zima.
Then beer and a viewing of the wank forum won't help him either...
but those cure everything...
Knut, you are a wise man for one so young, but if Pig Dave is truly emo, then he may beyond the hope that even beer and boobs provide.
It is a tragic day on the rkmbs indeed... 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Joe Mama said: I'm not offering him a damned thing until the Pig-Dave that I respect returns. Until this whiny, sober little emo-twat goes away and the Pig-Dave I admire comes back, there'll be no beer. Let this nancy-boy drink Zima.
Though the comment about Pro being bald in the other thread was pretty funny...
And the comment about Rhonda Shear, even if he essentially is raping my childhood crush...that was funny too...
It's OK Joe, I still like it best when you are bent over like Big Pap Smear after he's eaten 17 large pizzas, sweating profusely as I humble you as devastatingly as the Yankees have humbled the Red Sox over the past 100 years.
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Joe Mama said: I'm not offering him a damned thing until the Pig-Dave that I respect returns. Until this whiny, sober little emo-twat goes away and the Pig-Dave I admire comes back, there'll be no beer. Let this nancy-boy drink Zima.
Wait, Pig Dave is all emo now? Then beer and a viewing of the wank forum won't help him either...
Oh dear Lord, he's worse of than I thought...
Joe just brings that up because his favorite game is Tickle Me Emo.
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Then beer and a viewing of the wank forum won't help him either...
but those cure everything...
Knut, you are a wise man for one so young, but if Pig Dave is truly emo, then he may beyond the hope that even beer and boobs provide.
It is a tragic day on the rkmbs indeed...
but...but.... Porque?!!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Though the comment about Pro being bald in the other thread was pretty funny...
And the comment about Rhonda Shear, even if he essentially is raping my childhood crush...that was funny too...
It's OK Joe, I still like it best when you are bent over like Big Pap Smear after he's eaten 17 large pizzas, sweating profusely as I humble you as devastatingly as the Yankees have humbled the Red Sox over the past 100 years.
Look everyone! Pig-Dave's back!!

You're all welcome.
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Then beer and a viewing of the wank forum won't help him either...
but those cure everything...
Knut, you are a wise man for one so young, but if Pig Dave is truly emo, then he may beyond the hope that even beer and boobs provide.
It is a tragic day on the rkmbs indeed...
but...but.... Porque?!!
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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She hasn't been around in years.
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Batman-On-Film has some interesting new rumors, including beefing up the character of Sal Maroni, that "Sopranos" actor James Gandolfini is a possibility for the role, that singer Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson could also be involved, and that the story is based on a DC Comics story called "Joker's Five-Way Revenge."
BOF debunks the above casting rumors. It's the last line that draws my interest.
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BoF also says that the production is being heavily influenced by the original Joker story and using it in the movies the same way the story worked in the comics, as a kickstart to the whole 'costumed rogues' crazy in Gotham.
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Over the past two days I have seen three "omg secrit releze!" pictures of Ledger in costme as Joker, one was real and that one is so shitty an image as to be worthless.
FYI. if you want I'll post pics, but there's really nothing to see.
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yeah i saw em too. nothing to really see to get excited over...
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Well, if the Crow manip or the makeup test manip were real, there'd be bitching to be had. As per WB/AOL/DC it is all 100% false, though. Thank goodness! I didn't want to have to kick Nolan in the testicles!
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hopefully we wont have too. I trust the guy to get the job done....he seems to know what hes doing.
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I know... but Joker in a movie is supposed to get me all hot and bothered! And Burton already fucked that up!
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well from what it sounds like, this jokers gonna be an asshole (like he was written way back when)
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I've heard there are pictures of the Joker going around and personally I think it'd be cooler to see him in a trailer. When they're posted here, how 'bout not frontpaging them? Think you can take the challenge, G-man?
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The pictures turned out to be photoshopped fakes, so don't worry.
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interesting, but looks fake.
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Is fake, is REALLY old too, Pro. No, we're talking about This, a shitty quality pic OF Ledger in (at least partial) Joker makeup/costume): http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/jokerfirstpics1.jpgAnd THESE, two doctored images that people thought were real for about two hours and flooded the internet with: http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/jokerledger1.JPGhttp://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/HeathJoker1-1watermarked.jpgSo there you go. A blurry papsmear of a real pic and two photacular bullshits.
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first link's been moved. is this it? http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=5530and the second two are total shite. I can't believe those fooled anyone. 
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it's not. it's a manip of Ledger's face put over Orlando Bloom's body.
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* According to the Los Angeles Daily News, Eric Roberts has signed to play a crimelord in The Dark Knight. Roberts is currently a guest-star on NBC's Heroes.
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