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Joe Mama said:
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Pig Iran said:
exactly...



Y'know, ever since Salma got engaged, you've been...less relevant.



You need to drink again.



Oh, sure, the love of his life is knocked up with another man's child and you kick him while he's down...real nice, Joseph Mothern real nice...

Piggie, look at the bright side, her tah tahs are only gonna get bigger while she's preggers...

As for the whole Maggie/Katie question - unless they are playing Catwoman or Talia I which clearly they aren't, the character is bound to be extraneous...and fug to boot.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi