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I'm not offering him a damned thing until the Pig-Dave that I respect returns. Until this whiny, sober little emo-twat goes away and the Pig-Dave I admire comes back, there'll be no beer. Let this nancy-boy drink Zima.




Then beer and a viewing of the wank forum won't help him either...







but those cure everything...



Knut, you are a wise man for one so young, but if Pig Dave is truly emo, then he may beyond the hope that even beer and boobs provide.

It is a tragic day on the rkmbs indeed...


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi