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You're bluffing, it's impossible to get more evil once you've said you've slept with someone's mother.
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You're bluffing, it's impossible to get more evil once you've said you've slept with someone's mother.
Trust me, MXY, there was no sleeping happening in that bed!
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Oh, you horrible, horrible man.
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this man is clearly a creative genius, when i was in the 4th grade there wasnt anyone who could come up with that stuff!
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this man is clearly a creative genius, when i was in the 4th grade there wasnt anyone who could come up with that stuff!
Do you really want to do this again? I'm busy all weekend (cocks to suck and pussy to fuck) and can't spend time with it. What do you say we do it next week? You wouldn't want me to let yer Ma down would you? 
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Yes my ass is still virgin from man cock.
Because I like Women you seamen slurping faggot
I'm bi Sweet Cheeks! I've fucked lots of pussy! Way more than an ugger like you, I'd wager. You probably haven't had pussy since pussy had you!
This comment got me currious so for a larf. I showed several girls the two pictures of you. The pitted faced one with you in makeup and the one of you in a black shirt that fails miserably to disguise your man-boobs. These i juxtaposed with BK's avatar as well as teh pretty princess pic just to make it fair. After tallying the votes the winner is....... BK! with a healthy 100% of the votes. Now I can't vouch for how many of these girsl would acctually get it on with BK, but none of them laughed as they did when faced with your unsavory mug.
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Can we assume this to be a non-partisan study?
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Partisan goes great with pasta!
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Do you really want to do this again? I'm busy all weekend (cocks to suck and pussy to fuck) and can't spend time with it. What do you say we do it next week? You wouldn't want me to let yer Ma down would you?
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I have no social life. Much like Pariah I need to say controversial things in order to get attention. If you will please excuse me, it is time to be alone with my right and left hand. Alone. As always.
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Bisexual men are usually that way inclined because they are too ugly to pick up chicks!
They would also be considered too ugly to pick up gay men,so they go "bisexual" to increase their chances of finding at least one person in this world that might give it up.
Even prostitutes wont take their money!
They usually end up fucking the next door neighbours dog (or livestock if they live near a farm).
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he apparently is also interested in child rape photos.....
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Partisan goes great with pasta!
But if you eat pasta and antipasta, are you still hungry?
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Everyone knows that pasta must not come into contact with antipasta......the world would explode!
Stupid Dawson!
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Do you really want to do this again? I'm busy all weekend (cocks to suck and pussy to fuck) and can't spend time with it. What do you say we do it next week? You wouldn't want me to let yer Ma down would you?
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I have no social life. Much like Pariah I need to say controversial things in order to get attention. If you will please excuse me, it is time to be alone with my right and left hand. Alone. As always.
That's so sad 
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Bisexual men are usually that way inclined because they are too ugly to pick up chicks!
They would also be considered too ugly to pick up gay men,so they go "bisexual" to increase their chances of finding at least one person in this world that might give it up.
Even prostitutes wont take their money!
They usually end up fucking the next door neighbours dog (or livestock if they live near a farm).
You know so much about bi men! Are you a top or abottom?
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I know a lot about motorcycles,but that doesnt make me one!
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That's so sad
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If I pretend the entire board isn't laughing at me it will not be true.
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That's so sad
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If I pretend the entire board isn't laughing at me it will not be true.
You've got the wrong thread! This post belongs in the In order to humiliate me I'd have to give a fuck what you thought thread.
BSAMS! could you move this.
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I know a lot about motorcycles,but that doesnt make me one!
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I know a lot about motorcycles,but that doesnt make me one!
Well, you're a virgin anyway. So officially that makes you an undecided/unproven.
That's a cute little car in your avatar! Have you ever driven a real one?
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He drives me crazy and I can't help myself.
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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I know a lot about motorcycles,but that doesnt make me one!
Well, you're a virgin anyway. So officially that makes you an undecided/unproven.
That's a cute little car in your avatar! Have you ever driven a real one?
Of course everyone has driven a formula 1 car havent they.
Theres an abundance of them just laying around for people to use.
I bought three seeing as I had a spare $6,000,000 or so laying round!
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I know a lot about motorcycles,but that doesnt make me one!
Well, you're a virgin anyway. So officially that makes you an undecided/unproven.
That's a cute little car in your avatar! Have you ever driven a real one?
Of course everyone has driven a formula 1 car havent they.
Theres an abundance of them just laying around for people to use.
I bought three seeing as I had a spare $6,000,000 or so laying round!
I meant ANY car, Nobrain man!
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Why you so interested in my ability to drive or not?
You need someone to drive you to your crack dealer?
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Why you so interested in my ability to drive or not?
You need someone to drive you to your crack dealer?
No, I think you're just a little boy who likes to play with his Hot Wheels!
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Yeah right,shows how little ya know.
One day you might actually own a vehicle that goes as fast as mine,but sadly even down hill,your tricycle aint gonna cut it!
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Do you really want to do this again?
Heh, you only get to say that if you're the one who DIDN'T get humilliated. The one who gets humilliated is the one that doesn't wanna go on. How convenient that you should be """"""""""busy"""""""""" this weekend. If you've got any spare time at all you could visit a fifth grade class to get some new insults.
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MXY NO!!!!!!!! SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU GET CALLED A VIRGIN!
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NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE I DOOONEEEEeeeee......
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Well, since MJ's gone this weekend, I'd like to say on his behalf that you are all virgins whereas he's an old fat pitted faced trannie who sleeps with supermodels as well as all of your mothers every night! Oh and I'd like to offer myself a banana on his behalf. 
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I have never seen his photo................I never want to!
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i bet you never fucked a race car!
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Magicgay is 47 years old!
Let that be a lesson to all of us!
There speaks a man of virginal experience!
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He's almost as old as LLance?! Holy shit... that's fucking old.
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at least when llance looks at pictures of people 40 years younger than him they are adults!
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