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From Reuters:
    A $US2,000 an hour prostitute known as "New York's No 1 Escort" pleaded not guilty to charges of money laundering and prostitution that stemmed from her bragging in the media about her work.

    Canadian Natalia McLennan, 25, sobbed uncontrollably in Manhattan Criminal Court after she was unable to post $US50,000 bail and was taken away in handcuffs to jail.

    The charges against McLennan came after she bragged in several interviews about her professional exploits, including posing provocatively for the cover of New York Magazine under the headline "NY's #1 Escort Reveals All".

    In that interview, she told the magazine she generated revenues of $US1.5 million annually and kept 45 per cent of that sum in return for having sex with high-roller clients of NY Confidential, a swanky Moroccan-themed brothel in Manhattan.

    McLennan showed up for her arraignment dressed in a skimpy mini-skirt, a see-through blouse and four-inch spike heels, and told the court she had no idea she would remain in custody after the hearing.

    She wailed as she was taken from the courtroom.

    She will remain in jail pending her next hearing on Monday. She faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted.


Here's a helpful safety for all wannabe criminals out there: if you are going to break the law, don't brag about it in a frikkin' magazine article!!

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I wonder if they will have conjugal(sp) visits for her?

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and by the way she is fugly.

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She doesn't look fugly to me in the only pic of her I found online:

http://www.danafrank.com/homepages/celebrities/natalia/natalia-pg-1.html

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Looks like she'll be working on a volunteer basis for the next 10 to 15.


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She's not that hot of an escort to be raking in a mil point five a year.

I've seen better lookin' hoes in Vegas. And they did the shit for free.
OK, they were a little buzzed...


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Poor Jimmy Norton...


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yea ill have to agree

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With TK-069?

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Joe did what with TK?


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Rectum?

Did near kill us!

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Quote:

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Joe did what with TK?




I used to like you...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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That chick is not hot. If I saw her at a bar I sure as hell wouldn't give her another glance.

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Quote:

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Quote:

Captain Sammitch said:
Joe did what with TK?




I used to like you...




Good thing we cured you of that little tick. It's best to treat mental illness in it's early stages, before the dimentia sets in.


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Heh.

tic

...in its early stages...

dementia

If you're gonna take a swipe at me, do it right.


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