OOOH! Let me try!

[nosarcasm]I am very great! And the people in my town all know my name! Except for this one girl...she thinks my name's Brian!!![nosarcasm]

That was fun! (Bonus points if you know the reference...)

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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