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That's so you suffocate and pass out. Then they sodomize you. It's like rufies without the extra effort and trickery.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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rufies cost money.....we like cheap dates.
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When did the Women Forum become gay?
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the day rex posted that whos the hottest girl thread......elisa posted her music thread and the Lor Sneaky war started.
but I helped Wednesday fix the forum today so it's all good.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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harleykwin said: Xxx, baby, X xxxx - xxxx'x x xxx:
[xxxxxxx]xxx xxxxxx, xxx! xxx[/xxxxxxx]
Xxx? Xxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx, sweetness... 

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heh. it's so true
Yo trato... 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yo trato...

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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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a small penis doesn't become you grimm.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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a small penis doesn't become you grimm.
yes, but I like you despite your shortcomings, uschi.
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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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She told me it was an enlongated clitoris...
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You have just been smashed in the face with a key lime pie.
The Masked Pie Smurfer strikes again!
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Hey! The link still works!
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In the year since this was posted, I have had a girl perform oral sex on me. Thank God for PJP!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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King Snarf said: In the year since this was posted, I have had a girl perform oral sex on me. Thank God for PJP!
You made her call you PJP? That was my idea first!
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King Snarf said: In the year since this was posted, I have had a girl perform oral sex on me. Thank God for PJP!
And I bet it was because you didn't act like a loser.
I may rip on you a good bit, but I wasn't when I said this. That was serious advice, dude. Advice, coming from personal experience.
Honestly, I'm glad for you. Not because I buy into that machismo bullshit about "more sex = manlier man", but because there's no point in being that unhappy about something.
And because I was tired of reading your whiny posts about the subject.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Good thing I was talking to Chewy when I wrote that, then... 
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Sammitch is chewy walrus lite.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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a small penis doesn't become you grimm.
you know what's funny....I actually made this post when I guesses Uschi's password!
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Neah, I haven't reached that level of aweshome quite yet.
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And I bet it was because you didn't act like a loser.
I may rip on you a good bit, but I wasn't when I said this. That was serious advice, dude. Advice, coming from personal experience.
Honestly, I'm glad for you. Not because I buy into that machismo bullshit about "more sex = manlier man", but because there's no point in being that unhappy about something.
And because I was tired of reading your whiny posts about the subject.
Don't try and take credit from PJP's brilliance, you bastard.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Way to ruin a touching moment, you bald cunt.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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