They thought about trying that, but Cruise seemed a little...tooo....into...it...if you know what I mean.
NOTE: the above is not at all an intended as an implication that Cruise is gay. Nope. Not at all. Nosiree Bob.
Furthermore, even though Cruise is known to sue at the slightest hint that he might be gay, that fact alone is not, repeat, not why I would never make a joke that would imply Cruise is gay.
No, my steadfast refusal to imply that Cruise is gay is based fully and solely on his long history of many, many, successful heterosexual relationships.
