RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Rob I'd like to give up my position as Moderator of the Off-Topic Forum

hi (insert incorrect alt ID guess here)

I win again!

why does megaman have huge testicles on his back?

Those aren't testicles, those are manly muscles. I didn't like megaman, but I believed in him when he started using my patented Simon System! You can try it, but it tastes like shit!

What kind of Rush shit is this? Who am I? I'm the guy you named to moderate this forum! Now are you going to keep your word or do I have to drown this rat hole in Toad Man's rain flush? What are you waiting for? Mega Man 9?

And no, it's a jet pack and get your mind out of the gutter! This isn't the women forum...

nice jetpacks you got there. can I touch it?

let the gaysbian touch your jetpacks.

I don't know where the gaysbian has been, but since I'm a robot and can't be infected, sure. But just touch because it only thrusts for a few seconds.

let me watch!

uh ok let's stand in the light so you can see it better.

If I were human I might be pouring sweat right about now.

How does the new moderator respond to the allegations of serious ethical flaws? I object!

I have my own anniversary collection because I'm the blue fucking bomber, damnit! All my games were rated E for Everyone, yet these "allegations" are nothing but the ramblings of a depraved little boy who's been watching too many Eddie Murphy movies. What's with all the pirvate part references? Didn't anybody ever tell him that robots are built and not conceived? Did he also play Adventure of Link and spend five hours jumping up at Zelda in the center of the castle saying "I wanna zap her with my own magic wand while she's still under a sleeping spell cause I don't need a triforce."?

Please don't waste my precious time with any more restroom wall scribblings.

Thank you.

But I do hereby promise as your next mod to do what has never been done before:

- Fresh new chaotic material daily
- Spell checker button activated
- Try not to stick my nose into other people's affairs (primarily because I lost my nose during my battle with Cutman)

You claim to be blue, yet your avatar image clearly depicts a mostly red figure. Megaman is a communist!

better dead than red!

I have more colors than klinton's past, smarty, because of all the weapons I've acquired in my battles against Dr. Wily's minions, but I was blue upon my creation, just as MTV stands for music television but now you hardly see anything musical until three in the damn morning and it's usualy Justin Timberlake!

Now how about some tough questions, eh?

hi rex

I win again!

Go drink a bottle of yourself! You're just jealous because I'm a robot and have a better chance of getting laid than you do. Either that or you have NO sense of humor.

Alts aren't allowed to be mods except in RDCW and Rob's Blog. Now take some of me and you'll feel better.

You mean to tell me that Rob was pulling my mega buster this whole time? Why didn't anyone say so before? Is this a diversion?

Alright, I'll take two doses of Midol. Will it work on robots?

your red dress has a plunging neckline!

Official records do suggest you have acquired many weapons over the years, Mr. Man, and furthur document the usage of these weapons. However, your department has repeatedly been unable to account for those weapons shortly after their initial usages. Where are the weapons, Mr. Man? Is it true you sold them to the Konami Contras?