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Nowhereman said: They make such a lovely couple!
Fuck you.
But Sumbitch would get jealous!
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All By Myself ~ Celine Dion by Eric Carmen/Sergei Rachmaninoff
When I was young I never needed anyone And making love was just for fun Those days are gone Livin' alone I think of all the friends I've known When I dial the telephone Nobody's home
All by myself Don't wanna be All by myself Anymore
Hard to be sure Sometimes I feel so insecure And loves so distant and obscure Remains the cure
All by myself Don't wanna be All by myself Anymore All by myself Don't wanna live All by myself Anymore
When I was young I never needed anyone Making love was just for fun Those days are gone
All by myself Don't wanna be All by myself Anymore All by myself Don't wanna live Oh Don't wanna live By myself, by myself Anymore By myself Anymore Oh All by myself Don't wanna live I never, never, never Needed anyone
So this is whats going to happen from now on? Everything is going to be one big joke? Is it going to be impossible to do anything serious here from now on?
It's not fair!
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I like the Tom Jones version better...
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Oakley Sucks Dick, And Has Aids. He also molestes Little children.
Oh yeah he also likes and Worships Osama Bin Laden
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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Kill The Umpire--But First Get Him Some !@$#^%& GlassesBy now,you're all probably aware of the blown call that cost the Los Angeles Angels Game 2 of the 2005 ALCS,when home plate Doug Eddings botched a simple strike three and allowed Joe Crede to hit the double that won the game for the White Sox.Had I been in Bud Selig's shoes last night,I would have marched down to the umps' dressing room five minutes after the game ended and fired Eddings on the spot;had I been in Arte Morenos,I'd have called my attorney;had I been Eddings,I would have grabbed the first flight out of O'Hare Airport and left the country. What happens at Edison Field later this week should answer the question of just how much the Angels have been affected(or not) by Eddings' stupidity in the long run. Most Favorite RKMB Personalities,Part 2And now,continuing from last week with my list of most favorite fellow RKMB posters: Wednesday - Joe Mama(despite our recent spat about the ALDS)
- meeko
- Jim Jackson
- Spandex Monkey Man
- former RDCW world champion King Snarf
- James Fantastic
- and thedoctor
I'll wrap up the list sometime next week. We Want You,We Want You,We Want You As A New Recruit...And finally,as great as the RKMBs are now,they could be even better with some additional fresh blood.So as we approach the boards' fifth anniversary,I'd like to encourage everybody who reads this to tell their friends about the Rob boards and convince them to register.The RDCW and Deep Thoughts forums in particular would benefit from an influx of new members.So let's spread the word and invite more guests to come to the ongoing party we like to call the RKMBs!
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
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Chris Oakley said: Had I been in Bud Selig's shoes last night,I would have marched down to the umps' dressing room five minutes after the game ended and fired Eddings on the spot;had I been in Arte Morenos,I'd have called my attorney;had I been Eddings,I would have grabbed the first flight out of O'Hare Airport and left the country. What happens at Edison Field later this week should answer the question of just how much the Angels have been affected(or not) by Eddings' stupidity in the long run.
Small problem with what you're saying. A few, actually. Selig can't do a damned thing about this blown call. The umpires have a union that prevents any on-the-spot firings. Moreno and/or his lawyer can't do a thing unless they can somehow prove that Eddings purposely botched the call to give Chicago the opportunity to win - not very likely. This type of serious error can, however, lead to discipline and may eventually lead to Eddings being sent to the minors or let go. Eventually.
The umpires this season, across the board, have been god-awful. Hopefully, this example of incompetance will lead to serious review of the current crop...
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Hm. Perhaps I'll let you live after all. But NO PREDICTIONS!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You could really use some of me right now. Is it that time of the month already? Did somebody say PMS?
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Chris Oakley said: This month being the fifth anniversary of the founding of the Rob boards,I'd like to take a moment to tip my hat to a few of my most favorite fellow posters around these parts: Captain Sammitch madman marcum NurikoK98 PenWing Chewy Walrus and last but not least Grimm.
Most Favorite RKMB Personalities,Part 2
And now,continuing from last week with my list of most favorite fellow RKMB posters:Wednesday - Joe Mama(despite our recent spat about the ALDS)
- meeko
- Jim Jackson
- Spandex Monkey Man
- former RDCW world champion King Snarf
- James Fantastic
- and thedoctor
Chris, what is it about these posters in particular that draws your interest? Give us some insight.
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I say I say Chris Oakley ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer if you know what I mean.
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no. what do you mean? 
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I'm just like the mimic, whomod and the translator.....but funny!
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we're due for another one of these......it's been over a week.
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we all know that I'm everyone's favourite poster! at least in my little world 
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PJP said: we're due for another one of these......it's been over a week.
actually, the last one he posted was on Thursday.
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I um don't actually read the thread Grimm.....but it's cool that you do.
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I forgot this..... 
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...who are you again?
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GODDAMMIT OAKLEY, WHERE'S THE NEW SOAPBOAX?!
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I just google search for my name. 
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Edited by Darknight613 (Sun Dec 12 2004 09:54 PM)
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Special Message to My Fellow RKMB PostersHappy Halloween!  The regular "Soapbox" will return later this week.
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Chris Oakley said: The regular "Soapbox" will return later this week.
Don't you dare threaten us!
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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Theo Epstein:Parting ThoughtsIn the annals of "WTF?" moments in baseball history,Theo Epstein's abrupt resignation as Red Sox GM has already clinched a spot in the top 50 and may even vault into the top five before it's all said and done.Larry Lucchino let his ego get in the way of the team's best interests,and thanks to that a great era in Sox history has ended all too soon. Thanks a lot,Larry. Most Favorite RKMB Personalities,Part 3Belatedly wrapping up my personal tribute to the RKMBs' fifth anniversary, here's the rest of my list of favorite RKMB posters: Frank Burns - TK-06(one of the all-time great RDCW champions)
- Sneaky Bunny(who will probably collapse from shock when she finds out she made the list)
- I'm Not Mister Mxypltx(see,Mxy,I didn't forget you!
) - Stareena(a revered veteran of the late great Mobius Infinity Boards)
- Roy Batty(though we'll probably never see eye-to-eye on the subject of a certain WWE competitor)
Next time around, I'll start discussing my least favorite RKMB posters. Batten Down The HatchesNo matter what side of the abortion debate we're on individually,collectively we can agree that the fight over Samuel Alito's Supreme Court nomination is going to be a brutal one.In fact,the way things have been going in this country lately,people might forget that there was actually a time when Supreme Court nominees didn't automatically trigger ideological nuclear war in Congress.Co-operation and compromise seem to be foreign concepts on Capitol Hill lately.
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Pick me!!! Pick me!!!
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RACK 'em!
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I knew it all along!!!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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I knew it all along!!!
Don't go jumping to conclusions, you sleaze.
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Glacier16 said: The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
Avalanche?What avalanche?They said this ski resort was safe! 
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