RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Sports and Wrestling TNA iMPACT! 10.08.05

waiting for the show to start.

already advertised: Chris Daniels, Tito Ortiz, and the main event of Team 3D vs. AMW

Daniels better be on there.

waiting for this ultimate fight stuff to end.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't seem to get into it. the matches are real short and not very brutal or exciting. at least from what I've seen.

it's like the matches themselves are anticlimactic.

THIS IS TNA: The new face of Professional Wrestling.

opening recap of Team 3D's debut with Don West SCREAMING LIKE A MANIAC!!!!!!

Ray and Devon (?) do their shtick and apparently it's a title match later tonight.

Opening montage and afterwards we see security escorting Raven out of the building for some reason. Did I miss something? What the fuck, Tenay? You're supposed to be the Professor!

Team Canada heads down to ringside. Tonight it's Young, Roode, and. . .Other Guy! Heh. Their opponents tonight: The 3 Live Kru. Tenay and West talk about Kip James and the problems he gave 3LK. Konnan speaks on this. and Roadie Dogg Armstrong goes into his bit before the Canadians start the beatdown.

Roode and James to start. Scott D'amore joins Tenay and West on commentary. D'amore's had Raven banned from the building. Ahah! The plot sicks.

Roode works over BG Armstrong as Rockabilly Gun Badd Ass Kip James sits by the entranceway watching the match.

kinda boring right now.

Ron Killings tags in and is like a man repossessed! It's Killings and Young and pin attempt broken up by the Canadians. Konnan in with the rolling clothesline. Young splashes the turnbuckle and gets crotched!

Konnan throws his shoe at Young and one for Roode. (who throws a shoe? honestly)

Killings breakdances and hits the axekick for the pin! (Booker T immediately files a lawsuit!) Team Canada jumps in the ring and beatdown ensues!

Kip James runs in and saves BG from the beatdown. Konnan and James in each other's faces. BG pleads for peace. break!

we're back.

Tenay hypes the main event as a match we've been waiting for for years. Months maybe, but years?

Ultimate X video package.

"The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels my favorite TNA wrestler hits the ring. His opponent is Austin Aries. I know fuckall about Aries. and there's a third. Matt Bentley and Traci mmm. . .Traci.

Why isn't Bentley called Michael Shane anymore?

match starts and the three men exchange multiple moves. Aries chant by the crowd. Aries with an impressive twisting elbowsplash? on Daniels. Aries and Bentley now. Bentley tries to pin Daniels. Traci cheering him on.

Daniels takes the offensive but Aries breaks it up. Fallen Angel chant now. Daniels takes down both men! double pin but two count only.

Daniels up top, but Bentley and Aries throw him off! Aries with a series of clotheslines and tries to pin Daniels but Bentley breaks it up.

Aries reverse huracanranas Bentley out of the ring and both men hit the floor!

Daniels tries a moonsault but both men avoid it!

Bentley rolls Aries back in! doublecrossbody! both men down! Great view of Traci as Petey Williams heads down to try and hit on her! Chris Sabin is down and they fight! Benltey out on both men! Aries tries to go out but Daniels crotches him on ropes and hits the Angel's Wings!

Daniels takes the match!

Bound for Glory commercial followed by a great Abyss video package.

Abyss w/James Mitchell out to the ring now. they should bring in Mikey Whipwreck and Kanyon/Mortis to round out Mitchell's crew. Abyss' foe tonight: Sonny Siaki!

Siaki shaved his head. He looks even more like the Rock now. can't be helped, I guess. punches to start and Siaki working over Abyss. shoulderblock attempt fails. Abyss misses a charge. Siaki takes advantage. flying knee but Abyss stays up. powerbomb reversed into huracanrana. Mitchell up on the apron. Abyss hits the big boot!

Abyss hits the taunt button and clotheslines Siaki in the corner. torture rack into a slam! Abyss does a little Mankind 96 and then hits the Black Hole Slam! Abyss gets the pin and does a little more Mankind 96.

Samoa Joe video package.

Tenay is now in the ring with Larry Zbyszko. No Zbyszko Crackers jokes unfortunately.

Tenay asks about Jarrett getting the title shot in Canada against Raven. Zbyszko avoids the question and talks about Nash/Jarrett at ppv. He mentions a special referee.

Who could it be?

Why it's Tito Ortiz! Go figure.

Ortiz gives his hat to some kid at ringside.

Does anyone not think Jarrett will head out during this segment? Show of hands, please.

Ortiz: blahblahblah typical special ref speech blah blah blah.

get to it. I'm bored.

Jarrett's music hits as if on cue. and here he is.

conveniently Jarrett has a mic.

Jarrett gets in Ortiz' face. Then he runs down Nash.

as well as Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds, and Adam Sandler. Jarrett works in Longest Yard just as Nash' music hits.

Jarrett tries to attack, but Nash is ready! He punches away at Jarett and they're back in the ring and fighting!

Nash takes Jarrett down and mounts him! Ortiz moves in and puts a choke hold on Nash! Jarrett takes advantage and kicks away at Nash. Ortiz throws Jarrett out of the way! security is in now and breaks both men apart!

Ad break!

TNA Home Video ad for AJ Styles, Raven, Jeff Hardy, and X Division dvds. Should be some good stuff.

Shane Douglas is backstage with Christopher Daniels my favorite TNA wrestler. Daniels ruled the X Division for six months until AJ Styles committed a miscarriage of justice.

Daniels challenges Styles to pick three X Division wrestlers and Daniels will defeat them in less than fifteen minutes.

Styles is out and he agrees to it! He knows exactly which three guys he will use. This should be interesting.

Time for the main event!

America's Most Wanted "Wildcat" Chris Harris and "Cowboy" James Storm out to the ring.

I see no tag belts. apparently someone should've told the former Dudleys this.

Team 3D heads out to ringside. Bubba Ray's a lumberjack and he's ok. He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Trademark this!

Devon and Storm start out. Devon takes advantage. Harries tries for doubleteam but T3D are ready! Big splash sandwhich in the corner and the heels hit the floor!

horribly timed ad break!

we're back and AMW is in control as Harris has Bubba Ray in a hold. Tags in Storm and they work over BRD with kicks! Flagrantly illegal doubleteams continue!

Storm with a choke!

Bubba fights back!

He chops at Storm's abdomen! (he's on his knees still)

Both men down!

Devon works the crowd and tries to cheer on Bubba. Bubba tries to get to his feet!

He makes the tag! Devon his a house afire! Shoulderblock! Neckbreaker! Pin! Two count!

Flying clothesline! Harris breaks up the pin! Ray takes Harries out to the floor!

We Want Tables! chant!

Devon and Ray with the Dudley Device!

3D! 3D! 3D!

Gail Kinm in the ring and hits a lowblow on Ray! Devon grabs her and and tries for something but Jarrett in the ring and lays them out with the belt!

Beatdown ensues as AMW hits the Death Sentence on both Duds!

Devon's juicing!

Jarrett with the guitar! Bubba's juicing! Jarrett nails Bubba with the geetar!

Kim, Jarrett, and AMW celebrate!

This is the greatest iMPACT review ever!

2,000 points and modship for Grimm!

Good review Grimm.

Not as good at last week, but AMW and Team 3D put on a good show, and Daniels is looking as good as ever.

actually I thought it was better than last week's show.

the six man was enjoyable for a match that included both Konnan and Road Dogg. the X Division match had better pacing than last week's and there was an actual main event. no squash matches unless you count abyss/siaki (which kind of was, but wasn't. eh. you know what I mean).

plus, they started working in more storylines. the daniels/styles ongoing feud, the james/3LK stuff, etc. it wasn't a perfect show by any means but there was a better variety of styles showcased. I still think they need a longer show.

This show was better than last week's. Keep in mind that both shows were taped the same day so they most likely got all the kinks worked out from the first airing segment

I'm still pissed that there's no sign of The Naturals. They're the NWA Tag Team Champions, and what do they got? Jack Diddly do dah. If they didn't want to use them on Spike they should've had them drop the belts to AMW at Unbreakable.

The Daniels/Aries/Bentley match was probably the best of the night, but overall it was a good show.

But the Ortiz segment... ugh.

rectal thermometer!

the replay just started. check it if you can.