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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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All the better to beat you all with. You big meanies.



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Bruce Campbell...The MAN...GQ Smoothie





Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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He kinda does look like Bruce Campbell...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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no, I'm telling you. he's Jason Lee.

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I thought that was you...?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I wish I looked that good!

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That's not what I meant...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I thought that was you...?




He lied to you...I told you which one was him in that picture...


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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I refuse to believe that Grimm wears that much make-up...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I refuse to believe that Grimm wears that much make-up...




It was a light day for Grimm...I think you girls either call them "Ugly Days" or "Lazy Days"...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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cross posting is fun!

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cross posting is fun!




Y'mean you WEREN'T backing up what I said?

That's why I quote...it saves a lot of heartbreak later.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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cross posting is fun!




So, you were answering me instead...! yay!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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when have I ever backed up what you said?

I told you if you were gonna go pick on those stormtroopers it was all you.

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cross posting is fun!




So, you were answering me instead...! yay!




Doesn't take much, does it?


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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cross posting is fun!




So, you were answering me instead...! yay!




you win!

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when have I ever backed up what you said?

I told you if you were gonna go pick on those stormtroopers it was all you.




You're still mad at me for that, aren't you?

I TOLD you hilarity would ensue...and it DID!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I refuse to believe that Grimm wears that much make-up...




It was a light day for Grimm...I think you girls either call them "Ugly Days" or "Lazy Days"...




uh, no - if a chick wears that much make-up that there's an enornmous distinction in what she looks like without it, there's a problem...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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cross posting is fun!




So, you were answering me instead...! yay!




you win!




A more bittersweet victory there's never been...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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I refuse to believe that Grimm wears that much make-up...




It was a light day for Grimm...I think you girls either call them "Ugly Days" or "Lazy Days"...




uh, no - if a chick wears that much make-up that there's an enornmous distinction in what she looks like without it, there's a problem...




Again, "It was a light day for Grimm..."


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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cross posting is fun!




So, you were answering me instead...! yay!




Doesn't take much, does it?




Nope!

Don't be jealous cuz I won...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I refuse to believe that Grimm wears that much make-up...




It was a light day for Grimm...I think you girls either call them "Ugly Days" or "Lazy Days"...




uh, no - if a chick wears that much make-up that there's an enornmous distinction in what she looks like without it, there's a problem...




Again, "It was a light day for Grimm..."




Dizzamn!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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when have I ever backed up what you said?

I told you if you were gonna go pick on those stormtroopers it was all you.




You're still mad at me for that, aren't you?

I TOLD you hilarity would ensue...and it DID!!!




it was pretty funny when they gave you that wedgie. but you looked like you were enjoying it a little too much.

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when have I ever backed up what you said?

I told you if you were gonna go pick on those stormtroopers it was all you.




You're still mad at me for that, aren't you?

I TOLD you hilarity would ensue...and it DID!!!




it was pretty funny when they gave you that wedgie. but you looked like you were enjoying it a little too much.




Finally! The secrets of D*C are finally coming out... 'bout frickin' time...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Put the fucking lotion in the basket!


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It's "let history make its own judgments." If you're gonna quote Riker quoting Cochran, do it right!




Holy shit, Spock...get some Pon-Far and chill out!

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yeah, you can't expect Pro to remember. . .stuff.

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Right. I keep forgetting. How stupid of me...

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is pro a great big fat girl?


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yeah, you can't expect Pro to remember. . .stuff.




You tell 'em, Braniac!

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Right. I keep forgetting. How stupid of me...






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Hello Nowhereman...




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is pro a great big fat girl?




Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket

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Are you About a Size 14?

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yeah, you can't expect Pro to remember. . .stuff.




You tell 'em, Braniac!




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