This weeks Havoc has seen a return of some familiar faces in the forms of Chewy Walrus,ROY BATTY & LLance.
My sources suggest that this is just the start of a "old school" revival brought about by Rob Kamphausen,in an effort to get some ass.
His reasons being that they will be too old & slow to get away from him when he puts his moves on them.
Talking about "old school",it has come to my attention that legend,Captain Howdy is enjoying his current success so much that he is out partying most nights.
The fact that the parties he has been attending usually end up with most of the attendants being hospitalised is neither here nor there,suffice it to say that the Cap always walks away!
Rumours that thedoctor has had breast enhancement,have yet to be prooved!
Joe Mama is really hospitalised at the moment,though not for any wrestling injuries!
Sources from inside the hospital have told me that he has had a small village removed from his anus!
It would seem that Nowhereman is about to reveal a new gimmick.
I must stress that rumours that the gimmick involves crotchless panties & a peephole bra are totally unfounded.........probably!
Another RDCW wrestler has joined King Snarf in the newly reformed GBW promotion.
Rex is said to be paying attention!
Captain Sammitch will be appearing on new tv series,Queer eye for the queer guy!
Also,Penwing will be a guest on the Graham Norton show!
