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Real Men of Darkness
Mr. Top Rope Jumping Chair To The Head Smacker
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Darkness
(real men of darkness)
Today we salute you, Mr. Top Rope Jumping Chair To The Head Smacker.
(Mr. Top Rope Jumping Chair To The Head Smacker. )
You've given us the real American dream: a top rope jumping wrestler who lays it on the line every day…smacking heads with a chair.
(Pinch me, I'm dreamin'!)
Creating dynamic moves that never stop. You’re so dark I can’t see you. “Hey, where are you?”.
(Ohhh, so dark!)
If there's a top rope and another wrestler you’ll bust ‘em wide open with a raging chair slam to the head. Man, your that dark.
(I thank God for darkness.)
So crack open an opponents head, crack open a Bud Light, watch the blood flow, and let them know what a true man of darkness ya are. You’re a Pig of Iron..a Real Man of Darkness.
(Mr. Top Rope Jumping Chair To The Head Smacker)
