A hip-hop medley of "Rooster" and "Los Muchachos de Hoy" plays over the Cheesedome PA speakers as Chris Oakley and Senor Perdicion make their way to the ring.Chris is wearing a T-shirt with the Mexican flag on the front and "VIVA PERDICION!" on the back.Crowd falls silent as Chris starts to address the fans.
CHRIS:I was just listening to the Tuesday Night Rockers' comments a few minutes ago, and all I can say is: Don't think, guys, that you have an exclusive patent on devotion to the fans. Me and my buddy here(nods to Perdicion) were putting our bodies and careers on line for the crowd night after night long before any of you came to town!
But before I get into that any further, let's talk about tonight's bout between Senor Perdicion and El Daga....Daga, what's going to happen to you tonight I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. (Huge pops from the crowd) You're about to get hit by 6 feet 11 inches and 347 pounds of pure 100-proof righteous fury by the name of Senor Perdicion-- and I'll be at ringside to watch it happen!
More pops as Chris hands Perdicion the mic.
PERDICION:Amigos, tonight I will take my revenge on that puta piquena El Daga... He has not only insulted me,he has insulted luchadores everywhere! The honor of lucha libre demands that he be punished, and so I will--
Perdicion is abruptly cut off in mid-sentence as "Looks That Kill" bursts from the Cheesedome PA and El Daga struts down the aisle.
MARCUM: Aye carumba!
MONROE: I can't believe that bastard has the nerve to show his face here tonight after what he did last week!
Daga looks at his former tag team partner with utter contempt as he raises his wireless mic to begin his commentary.
DAGA: You calling me a puta piquena? That's rich! (laughs cynically) Everybody knows what a useless maricon you are, Perdicion-- I did myself a FAVOR quitting your stupid tag team, not to mention the pathetic Bond Brigade. I've been carrying all of you cobardes like cheap luggage for....
Now it's Daga's turn to be cut off in mid-sentence as Perdicion vaults through the air and knocks him on his back with a flying forearm.
MARCUM: Oh, it's on now, baby!
MONROE: The former tag team partners going at each other like rabid dogs! RDCW officials, security, and superstars intervening to break up the melee! Chris Oakley with a wicked shot to Daga's jaw in the defense of his Bond Brigade teammate!
Camera follows El Daga and a swarm of Cheesedome security guards back to the locker room.
MONROE: If Oakley and Perdicion are half as aggressive at Halloween Handjobs when they team up with Hombre Lagarto to battle the Tuesday Night Rockers, we could have an all-out war on our hands!
Camera zooms in tight on Chris; he's got that classic Vince McMahon "I'm gonna kill somebody" look on his face.
MARCUM: And if anyone out there's forgotten how aggressive Chris can be, I'm sure he'll be only too happy to remind 'em!
Fade to commercial.
