RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Havoc: 10/26/05

After another Verizon Wireless spot featuring MisterJLA and a promo for Halloween Handjobs, we're back from commercial. "Faded" plays as Joe Mama walks to the ring. He's still in a neckbrace, but he seems to be in less pain as he grabs a microphone and enters the ring amid the cheers of the crowd.

JM: Before I address my my opponent at Halloween Handjobs, I need to talk to a friend of mine. You see, Harleykwin and I were good friends long before she arrived on the scene. And when she came to the RDCW months ago, she asked me to let her make her own way. So I stepped back and watched as she tried to make a name for herself with the Allied Powers. Unfortunately that didn't work as well as she liked and she left with a bad taste in her mouth. And now she's back, but she's making another bad judgement call. Before she follows through on what will be a career-altering mistake, I want to do a little intervention.

Harley, we both know that Jason is one hell of a charismatic guy. I'm sure you find him cute, and he has a great sense of humor. He probably listened to you very closely as you wept over your beloved home team's loss in the MLB playoffs. And I'll be willing to bet he's filled your mind with promises of gold and glory upon your return to RDCW action. If you want to ally yourself with him, I wish the best for you.

But wait until after Halloween Handjobs.

You see, Jason and I aren't scheduled for a match. He won't be competing for the title that I wear, and I won't be defending it. What is scheduled to happen at Halloween Handjobs is nothing short of a massacre. The Heavyweight Cheese Title will be on the line, but it'll be secondary for us. Jason plans to finish a job he tried to start in our Asylum Rules Match, and I'm going to put an end to this illness of his. Jason and I are rushing to a confrontation that has always been inevitable and will be FINAL. What Jason probably hasn't told you are the stipulations and the details of the fight. We're saving those for the actual pay-per-view. If you believe nothing else I say, Harley, believe this: you do NOT want to be anywhere near us when this goes down. This confrontation will be bloody, it will be brutal, it will be sadistic, and I can't guarantee that either one of us will be walking out of it intact.

Stay home that weekend, Harley. Go back to that beautiful Brooklyn co-op of yours and make sure that no one will be able to enter your building. Shut the door behind you and be sure to secure the seven or eight locks that protect you New Yorkers from each other. Stay in your room - watch the pay-per-view if you have to. But don't come to the Cheese Dome that night. Anyone at ringside when Jason and I clash stand a good chance of being collateral damage, and I don't want you to risk yourself because Jason said "please". I'm asking you, as your friend, to stay away.

Now let me say something to the man you call Grimm...Jason, I heard your comments last week. About allowing me to destroy the RwO. About how you and Nowhereman let me defeat you and what you tried to build. And I gotta say, you're either a poor liar or you've decided, in your sick little mind, to piss all over everything you are and the legacy you'll leave. You're trying to sell people on the idea that you and Nowhereman - the two biggest badasses in the RDCW - decided to ALLOW me to destroy your empire and take away everything you two built? The same Nowhereman who kicked PJP and I out with a resounding Fuck-Off Slam? You're saying that guy and the monster of the RDCW couldn't take out their own trash themselves, so they let themselves be humiliated by their "biggest fan"? That's sad, Jason. You're better than that.

At Halloween Handjobs, don't let the Grimm who lets others do his work for him come to the ring. I want the Grimm who haunted the nightmares of his opponents. I want the Grimm who smiled as he decimated a rookie in his first Asylum Rules Match. I want the monster of the RDCW, not his pale, laughable shadow. At Halloween Handjobs, I'm coming for a fight. Jason, we deserve an epic battle at Halloween Handjobs. Don't force me to make it a mercy killing. You can nurse the fictions that you've created, but you damn well better keep them away from this ring when you and I throw down. Because at Halloween Handjobs, I'm going to hurt you...bad.

"Faded" plays as Joe Mama leaves the ring and walks backstage.