*Joey Biles is backstage mic in hand.

JB: Ladies and gentlemen. . .The Dark Lords.

The Dark Lords step out into the light, surrounding Joey on all sides. Joey begins asking Grimm questions.

JB: Next week is Halloween Handjobs. You've got a Last Blood match with Joe Mama for the Big Cheese Title! Could you tell us what exactly is a Last Blood match?

Grimm: You'll find out.

JB: What about the Allied Powers? Last week, you brutalized Captain Howdy, yet they still have the tag titles!

Darth: Captain Howdy has already learned the power of the Dark Side. Now. . .it will be JLA's turn.

JB: Okayyy. . .what about Nowhereman's comments last week?

Grimm: I'm glad that CC has finally come out and revealed his true self. . .I'm sure he and Rob Kamphalford will be very happy together.

*The gathered Lords have a big laugh at this.

JB: And the comments made by the Family Pitbull, Charlie earlier?

Grimm: Charlie? Who the fuck is Charlie? Seriously, don't even waste my time with these jobbers. Get the fuck out of here.

*Grimm takes the mic as Pig Iron, Spamm, and Darth shove Joey off downt the hallway.

Grimm: The circle of darkness draws near it's completion. And now the circle grows again. The latest free agent of RDCW has made the right choice. It's no accident he returns at this time. Because it's the age of darkness and only those special few can find their way in the dark.

Monroe: You don't think he means. . .

MarcuM: He does! Free agent? Darkness? There's only one person this could be!

Grimm: The newest member of the Dark Lords. . .my former tag team championship partner. . .

. . .Doc. Mid-Shite!!!!!!!!!

*A man dressed in a Doc. Mid-Nite outfit steps into frame as the Dark Lords laugh and clap him on the shoulder. DMS takes the mic and speaks. His voice is badly overdubbed.

DMS: There's a pretender walking around here claiming to be the true Mid-Nite Doctor! Well there's only one real dark deal and I'm him!

Monroe: Oh, please. . .

MarcuM: This is great!

DMS: I challenge this fake Mid-Nite to a match at the Halloween ppv! Because the Mid-Nite Marauder has a few house calls to make! And when I drop my Blackout Bombs, you'd best be ready to run for cover! Check yo Neck!

Monroe: This is disgusting.

MarcuM: Whaaaat??? Grimm's brought back the real Doc. Mid-Nite! Not that phony from last week!

Monroe: Fans, we'll be back!

*Havoc fades out as another "Real Men of Darkness" ad plays.