(Havoc returns and there's confusion in the crowd as the lights are still off...)
Monroe - "What the hell is it now...?"
Marcum - "It's dark in here!"
Monroe - "I know that you idiot! The lights are off! What the fuck just happened...?!?"
(Before Monroe can finish his thought a spotlight hits the crowd up in the upper deck...)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "Again it is I,
your role model, and "Highlight of the Nite", Doc. Mid-Nite, back amongst his public to answer the challenge of some "fly by night" wrestling has been that's never been and some fake poser affiliated with the Dark Whores..."
(The Mid-Nite Doctor pauses as his legions of fans chant D-O-C! D-O-C!)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "Neverwasman, The D.O.C. usually makes housecalls upon request, but apparently his appointment book is full tonight and at this upcoming event "Halloween Handjobs". So I guess, The Mid-Nite Doctor will have to fill your "prescription for pain" after, but believe me when I say the "good doctor" is going to give you a "check up from the neck up"
(Mid-Nite pauses for an instant again to let his fans bask in his greatness...)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "Which gets us to you Grimm... It seems you've let an imposter out into our midst... Well who ever this poser is he's about to get a lesson in "
Malicious Mid-Nite Madness" as he steps into a whole other world with the "
Mid-Nite Main Event" at this PPV in which I now declare as "Halloween Housecalls"
(Doc pauses again as the fans chant D-O-C! D-O-C!)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "By the way, it's
Protect Yo'Neck! And you better remember it!"
(The lights go off and The Mid-Nite Doctor disappears into the darkness of the Cheesedome arena...)
Monroe - "Holy shit!"
Marcum - "Yeah I know. It's dark in here!"
