*War Pigs sounds over the PA system as a spotlight shines up to a balcony at the top of the Cheesedome stands. The Doctor walks out with a mic in hand.*

I must first come out and say that I've enjoyed Nowhereman's brilliant parodying of other wrestlers' angles. Steve Austin, HBK, Hulk Hogan, and now, tonight, King Snarf. You've sat on your ass and then come out here six days before the PPV and demand a match. Well, guess what, you've got it. I'm feeling a little generous tonight, so you have your match. But that's as far as my generosity goes. So, the first match of the night for Halloween Handjob will be Nowhereman in a handicap match against PJP and Urg....... AND Captain Howdy. I won't be be complicating this match by saying whoever gets the pin gets something like a title shot or anything like that. Simply, if anyone, and I do mean anyone, of your opponents pins you during that match, they will all receive a nice Christmas bonus on their last paycheck this year. Enjoy your match, Nowhereman.

*The spotlight fades as The Doctor leaves the balcony.*

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."