Grudge Match: Senoir Perdicion vs. El Daga
Perdicion makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Chris Oakley; just before he climbs the ring steps, he pauses to salute a group of fans at ringside that have come up from his old neighborhood in Guadalajara for the occasion. Moments later, El Daga rushes down the aisle and punches Perdicion in the face. The battle heads outside the ring. Perdicion manages to get the upper hand and batters El Daga to the ring floor. Perdicion sets El Daga up and hits a Guillotine on his ex-partner right through the Spanish announcer's table. He throws Daga into the ring and hits him with back-to-back elbow drops, but just when it looks like he might have things under control, El Daga somehow manages to get up and delievers a low blow that opens Senor Perdicion up for a Veracruz Riot.
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MONROE: Here's the cover! One....two...and Perdicion just gets his foot on the rope!
MARCUM: There's no way Perdicion shoulda kicked outta that, Monroe!
MONROE: He may still have some gas left in the tank, Marcum! This match ain’t over yet!
The two former teammates get to their feet. After a few moments of tying up and grappling for control of the match, Perdicion goes for the Tijuana Assassin but misses, and Daga capitalizes on his ex-partner's mistake by nailing him with the Blowtorch; the referee counts one....two...at two and a half Perdicion suddenly kicks out. Incensed, Daga starts cursing the ref out in fluent Spanish, not noticing that Senor Perdicion is back on his feet until Perdicion hits him with the Last Gasp.
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MONROE: The Luchador’s fans are giving Perdicion a huge ovation as he heads for the top rope!
MARCUM: Fuhgeddabout it! Daga’s playin’ possum!
MONROE: For the second time tonight, Senor Perdicion's going for the Tijuana Assassin--and this time he hits it! One....two...THREE!! Senor Perdicion wins!!!
The crowd cheers wildly for Senor Perdicion as senior ring announcer James White officially declares him the winner of the match. However, before either man can exit the ring, the Tuesday Night Rockers rush the ring and attack both Luchadors. As James Fantastic and Tommy Savitz work over Senor Perdicion, Two-Ton Tommy lifts El Daga and drives him back to the mat with a terrifying chokeslam, and then tosses him like a ragdoll over the top rope and to the ring floor, where he hits with a sickening thud.
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Monroe: My Gawd! What is going on here???
Marcum: Tommy had no business doing that to El Daga! The man is a Mexican legend!!!
Monroe: I’m no fan of Daga’s actions of late, but there’s a difference between sending a message and ending a man’s career!
Marcum: Dammit, Monroe! Stop agreeing with me!!!
Chris Oakley and Hombre Lagarto rush to their teammate’s aid. Chris is met by Two-Ton Tommy. Hombre Lagarto and James Fantastic also lock up. Tthe war of words between the Rockers and the Bond Brigade has escalated into a full-fledged brawl.
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MONROE: Looks like we're getting a sneak preview of the six-man tag match at Halloween Handjobs!
MARCUM: It'll take the National Guard to stop this fight, Monroe!
MONROE: We need to get security out here! We have a man down with serious injuries and a brawl that is getting out of hand!!!
The camera pans briefly to the unconscious El Daga, then back to the Rockers and the Bond Brigade, as Arnold Judas Rimmer and Ian Bond intervene to break up the melee. AJR ushers Savitz and Two-Ton Tommy back to the Rockers' dressing room while Bond, Perdicion, and Lagarto return to the Bond Brigade dressing room under Cheesedome security escort. Ignoring the EMTs who show up to tend to El Daga, Chris Oakley and James Fantastic stand on opposite sides of the ring glaring at each other as Havoc mercifully cuts to a commercial…
