Halloween Handicap Match
Nowhereman vs. Urg, PJP, and Captain Howdy
The match opened with Urg and PJP diving for Nowhereman while Captain Howdy hung back in the corner. As each man tried to put away the the former GM, the other interrupted continually. Finally, Howdy stepped into the ring and delivered three consecutive Twatbusters to all three men!
Disgusted, Howdy left the ring and walked to the back as MisterJLA was shown cheering his partner on the Cheese-O-Tron!
Urg attempted to grab Nowhereman and deliver the Caveman Crunch, but PJP told him to hold Nowhereman for a Stiff Cock in the Face! As PJP went for the move, Nowhereman ducked and PJP superkicked the caveman out of the ring and to the floor! As PJP looked in on horror, Nowhereman quickly locked in the Iron Maiden, forcing the dirty greek to tap out!
As "Kickstart My Heart" began to play, Nowhereman celebrated in the ring. But the celebration was short lived as Doc. Mid-Nite jumped out of the crowd and slid into the ring, steel chair in hand! He busted the chair over Nowhereman's skull, bloodying him and dropping him to the mat!
Monroe: Doc. Mid-Nite just made a Hardcore Housecall!