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Ah. So if I don't feel like constantly flirting with female users like a quippy gay moron and don't use my spamming powers to pretend I'm a ladies man in cyberspace, that automatically means I have a phobia to women. Yep, there's nothing wrong with that logic......Heh.
But you know Joe, by that same token, it's more likely that your incessant need to chat up the MB chicks is, in reality, your desire to compensate for your lack of success with women in real life.
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The closest thing pariah has ever gotten to an attempt on communication with a woman is this thread http://www.rkmbs.com/...rt=1#Post235582
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Ah. So if I don't feel like constantly flirting with female users like a quippy gay moron and don't use my spamming powers to pretend I'm a ladies man in cyberspace, that automatically means I have a phobia to women. Yep, there's nothing wrong with that logic......Heh.
No. Not at all. But the fact that you actually go out of your way to be rude to the women on these boards, coupled with your Bible-based misanthropic comments about women and relationships - having no basis in any real-life experience - support my assertion that you are phobic of women.
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But you know Joe, by that same token, it's more likely that your incessant need to chat up the MB chicks is, in reality, your desire to compensate for your lack of success with women in real life.
That's actually the funniest thing I've ever seen you post. I don't even have to say anything else. Thank you.
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The closest thing pariah has ever gotten to an attempt on communication with a woman is this thread
http://www.rkmbs.com/...rt=1#Post235582
And I wasted it on you. 
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No. Not at all. But the fact that you actually go out of your way to be rude to the women on these boards, coupled with your Bible-based misanthropic comments about women and relationships - having no basis in any real-life experience - support my assertion that you are phobic of women.
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That's actually the funniest thing I've ever seen you post. I don't even have to say anything else. Thank you.
You are the one who decided to bring Freud into this. My analysis has just as much grounds as yours if not moreso. Please don't run away Joe. You've only just begun to discover the truth about yourself!!
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The closest thing pariah has ever gotten to an attempt on communication with a woman is this thread
http://www.rkmbs.com/...rt=1#Post235582
Actually, that almost disproves what I've said regarding his inability to interract with the opposite sex. Almost.
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You are the one who decided to bring Freud into this. My analysis has just as much grounds as yours if not moreso. Please don't run away Joe. You've only just begun to discover the truth about yourself!!
Silly Pariah. Arguing from a point of reference you don't actually have. But I'd love to hear more of your "theory". Please, keep going.
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"Theory"? Where does "theory" come from?
Joe, just stop denying the signs and embrace your homosexuality. I mean, you're not fooling anyone what with your chronic need to justify your masculinity on a messageboard. From your flirting sessions to your wrestling fantasies, it's all so terribly obvious.
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"Theory"? Where does "theory" come from?
Joe, just stop denying the signs and embrace your homosexuality. I mean, you're not fooling anyone what with your chronic need to justify your masculinity on a messageboard. From your flirting sessions to your wrestling fantasies, it's all so terribly obvious.
Analysis leads to theary, Silly Pariah.
So you're saying that I socially interract with females - both by simple discourse and by friendly flirting - because I'm a closeted homosexual? Not because I'm a generally social person? Not because I enjoy talking to and flirting with women? Is that it? And this is your actual analysis, not wishful thinking to be filed away for later fantasizing?
Shit...my girlfriend's gonna be pissed.
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"Theory"? Where does "theory" come from?
Mind your "".
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So you're saying that I socially interract with females - both by simple discourse and by friendly flirting - because I'm a closeted homosexual? Not because I'm a generally social person? Not because I enjoy talking to and flirting with women? Is that it? And this is your actual analysis, not wishful thinking to be filed away for later fantasizing?
Shit...my girlfriend's gonna be pissed.
Indeed she is. When she finds out that you've been thinking of her vagina as Rob's ass just to get yourself off, she's gonna have a mental breakdown. Now do you see what your superficial machismo has done? For shame Joe. For shame.
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You do take your sweet time responding, don't you. Cripes. Nice cliched response, by the way. Fantasizing about Rob...you racked your brain on that one, didn't you? I think this is the point where I say "I win!!!" 
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This is my new favorite thread.
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You do take your sweet time responding, don't you. Cripes.
Food is a higher priority than a messageboard Joe. That's the same mentality I have with real life trans--Er--Women over messageboard personalities.
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Nice cliched response, by the way. Fantasizing about Rob...you racked your brain on that one, didn't you?
Rob is never a cliche. He's just.....There.
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Rob is never a cliche. He's just.....There.
He got you there, Joe.
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You do take your sweet time responding, don't you. Cripes.
Food is a higher priority than a messageboard Joe. That's the same mentality I have with real life trans--Er--Women over messageboard personalities.
Shit...I actually agree with you???
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Rob is never a cliche. He's just.....There.
TWICE????????????????????
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I think we scared her off.
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Did you see her pics at her myspace?
this chick is fucking hot.
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this chich is fucking hot.
I'm sure if your winning mug doesn't get her off, Rex, then throwing around racial slurs just might!
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 I admit, this is pretty hot.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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you're just jealous of me because you, you just can't do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meanie, a meanie
but its only cause you're just really jealous of me cause i'm what you wanna be so you look an idiot
when you say these mean things, cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenie
big weenie.
aight listen, i need you to focus, i need you to go dig deep in your mind this is important, we are going to perform an experiment of the sorts i'm gonna have to ask you to bare with me
for a moment, now i need you to open, your mind your eyes close em' you are now about
to be placed under my hypnosis, for the next four and a half minutes we are going to explore into your mind
to find out why your so fucking jealous. now why did they make you who hippity gaga poo poo,
syke i'm kidding i just wanted to see if your still listing, ok now-i-need-your undivided attetion, sir i have a question, why do i always sense this undeniable tension, from the
moment that i enter into the room it gets all quiet and whispers, whenever there's conversation, why im always mentioned? ive been dying to ask its been itchen in me is it just because
you were just jealous of me cause you, you just cant do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meanie a meanie
but its only cause you're just really jealous of me cause i'm what you wanna be so you just look an idiot
when you say these mean things cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenie
big weenie
alrite now i, i just flubbed a line, i was going to say something extremely important, but i forgot who
or what it was, i fucked up, syke i'm kidding again you idiot no i didn't that's just what you wanted
to hear from me is that i fucked up ain't it. but i can bust one tape without looking at no paper,
it doesn't take a bunch of takes for me to stand here in this booth all day for me to say the truth
okay, you're drooling you have tooth decay your mouth is open your disgusting what the fuck you eat for lunch
a bunch of sweets or something what you munch a bunch of crunch'n'munch your tooth is rotten to the gum your breath stinks wanna chew some gum? yes i do sir what am i on, you sir are on truth serum. marshall im so jealous
of you please say you won't tell nobody i'd be so embarrased i'm just absolutely terrified that
someone's gonna find out why i'm saying all these terrible evil and awful mean things - its my own insecurities
you're just jealous of me because you, you just cant do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause you're a meanie a meanie
but its only cause your just really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you look an idiot
when you say these mean things cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenie
big weenie
alrite now we, we are going to conduct, that experiment that we were talking about earlier
just to see what a frog looks like when it takes to hits of ecstasy cause thats exactly
what your eyes look like, wanna check to see, here's a mirror notice the resemblance here
wait let me put these sunglasses on now look in this mirror, how bout now,
what do you have in common, you're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'
you look like i sound like singing about weenies, now take my weenie out of your mouth
this is between me and you, i know you're not happy, i know you'd much rather see me lying in the
corner of a room somewhere crying, curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying,
theres no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is, mine is like sticking
a banana between two oranges, why are you even doing this to yourself its pointless
why do we have to keep on going through this, this is torturous, my point is this, that if you say mean things
your weenie will shrink, now i forgot what the chorus is... you're just as...?
you're just jealous of me because you, you just cant do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meanie a meanie
but its only cause your just really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you look an idiot
when you say theese mean things cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenie
big weenie.
Link to the artist!
Eminem Big Weenie Lyrics
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Is this love, that I'm feeling...
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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someone please find some!! there's supposedly pictures from her trip to italy somewhere!!!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Something in public. Then like a little schoolgirl something different behind people's back.
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Where did scooter go anyway? Did you rkmbers scare another hot girl off the boards? Tsk, tsk......
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