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and my extraordinarily large penis grew even bigger!
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and my extraordinarily large penis grew even bigger!
Word of advice
Put the magnifying lens down
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and my extraordinarily large penis grew even bigger!
Word of advice
Put the magnifying lens down
BK speaks from experience.
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PJP thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed out of it.
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PJP thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed out of it.
That was hilarious.
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PJP thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed out of it.
I liked the way it tickled my bunghole. And it tasted like ambrosia. So shut up!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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PJP thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed out of it.
I liked the way it tickled my bunghole. And it tasted like ambrosia. So shut up!!!
I like to fantazize about rex and PJP.
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I liked the way it tickled my bunghole. And it tasted like ambrosia. So shut up!!!
I like to fantazize about PJP.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm so tempted to ask if this was a dare............
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Why would you think the removal of pubic hair had anything to do with a dare?
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I'm so tempted to ask if this was a dare............
i...i don't understand.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I shaved my pubes today
To see if I still feel
I focus on my cock
The only thing that's real
What have I become?
My biggest friend
Everyone I know
Sucks my cock in the end
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I'm so tempted to ask if this was a dare............
i...i don't understand.
They've been playing truth or dare on AIM, remember?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm so tempted to ask if this was a dare............
i...i don't understand.
They've been playing truth or dare on AIM, remember?
No, princess needs to tell me the story, and needs to post pics if they are needed, and remember i can't see well so make them large.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.
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won't shaving your pubes make you itch?
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I shaved my pubes today
To see if I still feel
I focus on my cock
The only thing that's real
What have I become?
My biggest friend
Everyone I know
Sucks my cock in the end
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Worse if you shave too close and completely. Moistness on pubes is there for a reason, even moreso for a guy.
If PJP is lucky, he'll walk funny any day now and be up all night grunting in pain on and off.
But at least he grew even larger, and that's cool at any price.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.
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Worse if you shave too close and completely. Moistness on pubes is there for a reason, even moreso for a guy.
If PJP is lucky, he'll walk funny any day now and be up all night grunting in pain on and off.
But at least he grew even larger, and that's cool at any price.
so i should moisterize before i shave my boyfriends pubic hair while hes asleep.... cool!
what about hair on your skull?
(i was gonna say head hair but that sounded wrong)
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uh everyone who shaves off their pubes should use a moisterizing cream, such as coochie cream
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Shave's off? Who the fuck would do that? A little trimming is all that's needed. Anything more is disgusting.
Who the fuck want's to see a hairless greek penis? That's fucked!
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Fuck....I'm gonna have nightmares now.
PJP...isn't it bad enough for you that it's the size of a pre-pubescent dick? Do you really think you need to shave it and enhance the illusion?
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I'm with klinton on this one.
Incidentally my first post ever at these boards was about shaving pubes. I didn't (and still don't) see why someone would shave down there. All it does is make one look and feel 12 again. So what if it gets in the way of oral sex? Multitasking isn't that hard (no pun intended).
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Shave's off? Who the fuck would do that? A little trimming is all that's needed. Anything more is disgusting.
Who the fuck want's to see a hairless greek penis? That's fucked!
obviously not his wife.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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so she won't mind when you swallow a load of mine eh sneaks?
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Not even a 50X eye glass could help me find it.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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PJP, you don't have a small penis, sneaky just has a big mouth.
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and you know either of those how?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Just giving you a taste of your own medicine, concerning you "know" what everyone here looks like with and without clothes!  And what's a "htose"?
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Apparently I'm the only person who remembers the last time someone tried to "Give Bunny a taste of her own medicine". 'Scuse me while I duck for cover.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Apparently you're also the only person that gives two shits and a flying fuck. :P
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