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Originally posted by Dave:
...before my ovaries shrivel forever.

This is it, this is my end. I poo from here.

I've been hairy... my penis is not quite as long as everybody else's, but I'm sure almost everyone knows my name. Blah blah blah blah blah.

Anyways, I'm not sure of this as a fact, but I think my balls have dropped since I joined Rob's louverly boards. I DO know for a fact my penis has shortened dramatically. And frankly, I don't like this. Blah blah blah blah blah.

I have some balls to drain and I am thoroughly sick of it. I hate not having the intellectual edge I used to flaunt so effortlessly. And you thought Dave was a pretentious wanker! So this is it. Auf Wiedersehen.

With regards,
-Uschi Von Büccher
...before they all shrivel out of my mind forever.

This is it, this is the end.

I've been here... not quite as long as everybody else, but I'm sure almost everyone knows my name. Because I'm already #14 on the top posters list and by deductive reasoning that means I am constantly talking on here and kinda hard to ignore. Or not notice.

Anyways, I'm not sure of this as a fact, but I think my IQ has dropped since I joined Rob's louverly boards. I DO know for a fact my attention span has shortened dramatically. And frankly, I don't like this. I miss reading books and being alone with my thoughts. I don't have any self control unless I force myself to have no other option, which is the reason I'm writing this rather than just quietly dissappearing.

Goodbye, I don't think I'll be around again.

I have allowed this place to drain and rot my mind and I thoroughly sick of it. I hate not having the intellectual edge I used to flaunt so effortlessly. So this is it. Auf Wiedersehen.

With regards,
-Uschi Von Büccher


She am gone again.