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Originally posted by backwards7:
Dear Uschi,

Where does Skylar get off on being such a mega bitch?!!?!!! I mean just because she's suddenly a reserve on the cheerleading squad, all of a sudden the school calculus team isn't good enough for her anymore. I mean W.T.F!!??!

Anyway, can you teach me a mindgame that I can play on her, so she'll just see spiders and worms all the time?

She is a complete bitch. She get off on it because her cousin used to make out with her and the dog. What the fuck? Apparently her first cousin and a dog.

Remove her eyes from their sockets and replace the left eye with a worm and the right eye with a spider (that's gonna be the tricky one). Then connect the nerves right and her mind will see through them, but will first have to see the spider and worm forever.