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2003-12-13 5:43 AM
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#60360
2003-12-13 7:49 AM
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#60361
2003-12-14 5:33 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Will you also spam the boards on a regular basis?
No.
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#60362
2003-12-14 5:34 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Will you show us Uschi's boobs?
No, he won't. But I could...
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#60363
2003-12-14 5:34 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Can ZOD chop off your head? ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
TASTY!
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#60364
2003-12-14 5:35 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Could you call Zod Mickey?! Zod misses being called that... ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
Kneel before ZOD!!! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
SHUT UP MICKEY! goddamnassrapedmotherfuckingslothbitchofuschican'twipehisownasszodfuckingpissant!
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#60365
2003-12-14 5:36 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
The Bitch is gone?
I declare this a day of celebration!
Illedgedly. But apparently she's a dumbass.
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#60366
2003-12-14 5:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Can ZOD chop off your head?
"Head"? Is this some sort of kinky oral sex proposal?
Yes and yes!
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#60367
2003-12-14 5:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
[inarticulate scream]
close..... try harder.
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#60368
2003-12-14 5:39 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
Dear Uschi V1.0,
Now that you have been properly beta tested I hope that you will be able settle an argument my friend and I were having in the pub, and which later spilled-out onto the street.
My friend reckons that one day we will be able to train black holes to act like giant vacuum cleaners, hoovering-up stray comets and untidy galaxies.
I, on the other hand, believe that black holes are merely the pockets in the sequined robes of our celestial mother goddess, and have composed a folk song on this very subject.
Which one of us is right?
You are both wrong as hell. Mother Goddess is a cheap whore and can't even begin to afford sequins. And black holes are untamable by the likes of you.
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#60369
2003-12-14 5:42 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
Dear Uschi,
Where does Skylar get off on being such a mega bitch?!!?!!! I mean just because she's suddenly a reserve on the cheerleading squad, all of a sudden the school calculus team isn't good enough for her anymore. I mean W.T.F!!??!
Anyway, can you teach me a mindgame that I can play on her, so she'll just see spiders and worms all the time?
She is a complete bitch. She get off on it because her cousin used to make out with her and the dog. What the fuck? Apparently her first cousin and a dog.
Remove her eyes from their sockets and replace the left eye with a worm and the right eye with a spider (that's gonna be the tricky one). Then connect the nerves right and her mind will see through them, but will first have to see the spider and worm forever.
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#60370
2003-12-14 5:44 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Neilencio:
Hey DaUschi, Who will win in a no holds barred cage match between ZOD and URG?
URG has the brute force going for him. ZOD has been castrated and thus has no source of testosterone. URG wins hands down.
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#60371
2003-12-14 5:45 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Splash?
Only after long weekends.
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#60372
2003-12-14 5:45 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
SPLISH?
Not likely and not when you're around.
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#60373
2003-12-14 5:46 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Uschi can take over now.
Thank you kindly.
You may now have the floor again. Be me once more.
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#60374
2003-12-15 12:29 AM
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ZOD is not castrated! She is the one that is sexless!
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#60375
2003-12-15 12:33 AM
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Wow. You finally made up a comeback. And it only took two? three? months.
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#60376
2003-12-15 12:39 AM
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Sort of. I helped him. In return he agreed to stop calling me at 2 am every night and leaving strange grunting Zod-speak mating ritual messages.
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#60377
2003-12-15 12:44 AM
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#60378
2003-12-15 12:58 AM
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#60379
2003-12-15 1:05 AM
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You've got to hide your love away.
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#60380
2003-12-15 1:30 AM
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...Ho!
...Let's go!
...Hey!
...Ho!
...Lets go!
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#60381
2003-12-15 3:38 AM
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....where? I'm low on gas and you don't have a jacket....
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#60382
2003-12-15 3:39 AM
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Tryin' to get ZOD's attention again? Usually I wave a cookie around as incentive.
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#60383
2003-12-15 4:00 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
....where? I'm low on gas and you don't have a jacket....
What movie is that? Sounds like Wedding Singer or something from back in the day....
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#60384
2003-12-15 4:13 AM
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That was a quote from Ani's favorite date movie : Beastfucking extravaganza vol. 3
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#60385
2003-12-15 4:33 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
....where? I'm low on gas and you don't have a jacket....
What movie is that? Sounds like Wedding Singer or something from back in the day....
Wayne's World 2. Garth, to Miss "Horne", as played by Kim Basinger.
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#60386
2003-12-15 5:00 AM
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YES! Thank you.
Haven't watched that one for years! Not as good as the first one.
Bye, again. I had a free weekend, but time is again short. Apologies for the hasty departure. I know FNB will stary crying again, but.... well I just can't help that. Sorry to everyone else.
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#60387
2003-12-15 5:04 AM
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...but....but.....but you promised we'd make paper mache wallets and sell them on the black market!
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#60388
2003-12-15 3:37 PM
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Bye,girl,you am come back soon.
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#60389
2003-12-17 7:12 AM
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If she comes back her brains will shrivel and she will become pure sex drive nothing else. Is that what you really want?
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#60390
2003-12-18 12:42 AM
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She has multiple brains? She's like Tomorrow Woman, an obscure JLA character that lasted one issue though I'm sure several others here will remember her! I'm a tremendous geek!
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#60391
2003-12-18 9:16 AM
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#60392
2003-12-19 4:38 AM
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I swear, he's losing his mind faster than I am.
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#60393
2003-12-18 9:37 PM
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You have nothing to lose Kamikaze TK
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Quote:
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Since Uschi has gone, I thought I'd sub in for her with a new "Ask Uschi" thread.
I'm hoping Disco Steve will tell me I'm a great piece of ass whose photo he would like to wank over (or something perhaps more subtle), so I can scream incoherently at him in response.
I'll also give people tactics for playing mind games with the cool people at school.
Otherwise, go science!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Quote:
First National Bastard said:
The Bitch is gone?
I declare this a day of celebration!
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