RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 12.13.05

With Conniver Series over, it's time to sit back, relax, and watch the Havoc!

Singles Match single choice

Chris Oakley (68%, 13 Votes)

Pariah (32%, 6 Votes)

Total Votes: 19 Voting on this poll ends: 2025-03-14 2:48 PM

Tag Team Match single choice

Tuesday Night Rockers (47%, 9 Votes)

Charlie / Johnny Evil (53%, 10 Votes)

Total Votes: 19 Voting on this poll ends: 2025-03-14 2:48 PM

Singles Match single choice

Tommy Savitz (21%, 4 Votes)

Doc.Mid-Nite (79%, 15 Votes)

Total Votes: 19 Voting on this poll ends: 2025-03-14 2:48 PM

Singles Match single choice

Captain Sammitch (32%, 6 Votes)

MisterJLA (68%, 13 Votes)

Total Votes: 19 Voting on this poll ends: 2025-03-14 2:48 PM

Tag Team Match single choice

Sudden Death Connection (Chewy Walrus / Killconey) (68%, 13 Votes)

Dark Lords (Pig Iron / Spandex Monkey Man) (32%, 6 Votes)

Total Votes: 19 Voting on this poll ends: 2025-03-14 2:48 PM

*The stomping beat of "We Will Rock You" kicks in as the opening pyrotechnics stop. PenWing, Sherwood held high, makes his way to the ring as the crowd sings and cheers. He takes a mic from James White and waits for the crowd to quiet down.*

"My business with the Family...is over!"

*Pops from the crowd.*

"Louie, your boys put up a hell of a fight, but in the end, they just couldn't stand up to the Sudden Death Connection! I'm sure we'll cross paths again in the future, but for now, it's time for me to put this behind me. You see, it's now time for me to move on to bigger and better things."

*More pops from the crowd.*

"There's been a lot of talk backstage about the new faction, the IV."

*The crowd cheers at the mention of the IV. PenWing smiles.*

"I see you've heard of them. They are something, aren't they? I think maybe Joe Mama has finally found his niche. He's the Heavyweight Cheese Champion and, apparently, the leader of the IV."

*More cheers from the crowd, who start chanting Joe's name.*

"There are four of them, in the IV. Could it be coincidence that there are four of us...in the Sudden Death Connection!"

*The crowd cheers even louder, with some yelling out a IV chant, and others yelling out an SDC chant.*

"It seems to me, that if we wanted to go head to head, we've got an even match-up, by the numbers. But I have no interest in taking on the IV. Sure, there are some things that have everything to do with the numbers. Sometimes, a group of people have to stand up for what they believe in. That's exactly what the SDC's fight with the Family was all about. We stood up for what we believed in, and we got the job done!"

*The crowd cheers for the SDC.*

"And then there are things that have nothing to do with the people we associate with it. Some things are only about what we can do on our own. Right now, it's time for me to do something on my own. Right now, it's time for me to call in my marker, and demand my rematch for the Heavyweight Cheese Championship at Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda!"

*The crowd roars.*

"Joe Mama, when you defeated me, you did it on your own. And when you defended the title against Captain Sammitch and Grimm, you did it on your own. You and I, we're even as champions. I defeated King Snarf on my own. I defended the title against him successfully on my own. And I defended it a second time, against Chris Oakley, on my own. But I couldn't successfully defend it against you, and it's been eating me up inside.

"Joe Mama, that's the second title you've taken away from me. Thing is, the first time, I didn't get an even rematch. The first time, the Allied Powers inserted themselves into our match, into our TLC, and they took the World Tag Team titles from both of us!

"I'm bringing this up because I don't want just another match with you, Joe. I want to settle this score between us and move on. And the only way I can think of to get this right, is to hang the Heavyweight Cheese title above this ring and reclaim from you in a ladder match!"

*The crowd erupts and begins a TLC chant.*

"Champion or not, Joe, I'm always out here, always willing to put it all on the line, all the time! I don't know what rules you live by Joe, but those are my rules. Those are the SDC's rules. Because, anytime, anywhere, <the crowd joins in> SUDDEN DEATH RULES!"

*PenWing drops the mic and walks out of the ring as "We Will Rock You" blasts over the speakers.*

Backstage, a limo pulls up and stops. The driver hops out, rushes to the back, and opens the door. Doc Mid-Nite and Joe Mama step out, but dressed impeccably. Joe Mama hands the limo driver a tip and the pair walk towards the lockers.

Mid-Nite: I guess that's what they mean by "jet flyin', limo ridin'..."

JM: It only gets better from here, Doc.

Mid-Nite: They're meeting us here?

JM: Yeah. JLA said something about having some things to take care and we should meet him here and dress for the part.

Doc Mid-Nite and Joe Mama enter the Cheese-Dome, walk down the hall, and stop in front of their locker. There's a large, ornate, custom-made sign with "IV" hand-carved in the center. They walk in to find Captain Howdy, alone, in the locker room. He's also wearing a suit, but the sleeves are torn off. There's a full buffet-style spread...and it isn't cheap.

JM: I'll give this to him: JLA may be a bit over-the-top. He may not be the "kiss-stealin'" guy. But he appreciates the good things in life...

Captain Howdy: He's a poof! Lookit this monkey-suit! T'ain't cheap, I tell yez!

JM:Captain...where are the sleeves to your suit coat?

Captain Howdy: Didn't like 'em! Now it's a vest!

Mid-Nite: Where's JLA?

Captain Howdy: He's trying on his new suit!

(Shouting through the locker room door)

JLA: DID SOMEBUDDAH SAY…CHAMPION?

(The door flies open and JLA jumps into the locker room, wearing a green corduroy suit. His white socks can be seen, as the pants are too short, along with the sleeves. The white dress shirt is wrinkled, and has a stain left from an iron on it. In his excitement, he dropped his Tag Title on the ground, and tripped over it)

JLA: So, what do you think?

JM:

Howdy:

Doc Mid-Nite:

JLA: Impressive, huh? Got a good deal on it, too! At Bob Toddler’s Corduroy Emporium!

The three men do a slow burn for a few moments, staring at MisterJLA. Then they regain their composure...

JM: Gentlemen, this is the dawn of a new day. At Conniver Series, we stole a grand victory from a minor defeat. We showed the Dark Lords AND Nowhereman Just who the major players in the RDCW are! And we'll show the rest of the RDCW just who runs the show now! I have the most coveted championship EVAR - The Big Chesse Title! And Howdy, you and MisterJLA have a death grip on the Tag Team division, as you are still the reigning...

Captain Howdy: And undefeated...

JM: ...World Tag Team Champions! Doc, you succeeded in eliminating one of the most feared Champions in RKMB history, Nowhereman!

(Doc Mid-Nite nods and grins)

JM: There's nothing we can't accomplish as a team! We ARE four of the greatest competitors that this promotion has ever seen! Four of the most desirable free agents in this promotion! We've each accomplished greatness solo - teamed together, we're virtually UNSTOPPABLE!!!

MisterJLA: And we're AWESHOME(!!!), too!

Captain Howdy: Ye great cunt!!!

MisterJLA: That's right...together, we're all GREAT!!!

Another slow burn...

Mid-Nite: Gentlemen, I think it's almost time the fans saw the hottest damn faction in the RDCW! Should we go out and give them what they're dying for?

JM: Not just yet...let the anticipation build a bit. Let's relax for a while and...

MisterJLA: ...AND enjoy this great spread I got us! Lookatit! REAL shrimp cocktails! REAL bacon-wrapped scallops! REAL cold cuts! Why, I'll bet that bottled water is REAL water!!!

A third slow burn...

Captain Howdy: Omigod, I hate you...

JLA: Speaking of which, Howdy, you forgot this at Conniver Series!

(JLA hands Howdy the fake IC Belt that he presented to Howdy after his Non-Title match against Darth)



IC

Howdy: I didn’t forget it!

JLA: Huh? So are we ready to make our announcement to the crowd?

Joe Mama: *SIGH* How about you go put your wrestling gear on. We’ll head for the ring, and you can catch up. You can say that you’re in your gear since you have a match with Sammitch tonight.

JLA: Will do!

(Joe Mama, Captain Howdy, and Doc Mid-Nite shake their heads while JLA darts to his locker to get changed)

“Countdown to Armageddon” begins playing over the Cheesedome loudspeakers.

Marcum: “Oooh, boy I wonder what Pig Iron has to say?”

Monroe: “One thing is for sure—it will be crazy. He’s a nutjob.”

Pig Iron walks into the ring escorting the ex-officer Schwarz through the ropes. Ex-Officer Schwarz is no longer wearing her police uniform, and is instead wearing black hot pants, a tied off-midriff revealing dress shirt, motorcycle boots, and her old police belt complete with accessories.

Monroe: “Hot damn another babe, but what is she doing with the Dark Lords? She must be suffering from some disorder, or she could be suffering from venereal Schwartz, and it’s affecting her brain.”

Marcum: “Not funny, Marcum and venereal warts doesn’t have that affect--you’re thinking of syphilis.”

Monroe: “ No comment.”

PI grabs the mic…. To random boos and a few cheers from the crowd

PI: “I was going to come out here with my buddy SPAMM, but it seems he was up to random nuttiness back stage and I couldn’t find him. Anyway, I just thought I’d take a second to introduce everyone to a lovely young lady who came to us just last week. Well, she was enlisted last week…it seems I have an eye for new talent. Tell us a bit about yourself Ms. Schwarz.”

Ex- Officer Schwarz: “Well, I quit my job last week, and I decided to come to the RDCW to help in your crusade because it sounded worthwhile. I kept my belt though because it has lots of cool gadgets, but they wouldn’t let me keep the handgun. Sorry, I don’t feel really comfortable doing this I’m more a woman of action.”

PI: “Hah. Let’s hope so. Tell the audience your name and such.”

Ex-Officer Schwarz: “Oohh, I’m sorry…” PI interrupts…

PI: “ Aaah,aah, aahh. What’s the third rule of the Dark Lords?”

Ex-Officer Schwarz: “Oh, yeah. We never apologize. Hello everybody, my name is Heidi Schwarz, and I’m the new Enforcer for the Dark Lords.” Raises her hand holding her nightstick and the crowd pops.


Marcum: “Wow, that’s a nice welcome, and boy does she have a nice a...”

Monroe: “Assuming she is the new “Enforcer” I wonder what her job duties are?”
Heidi Schwarz: “So, I guess everyone will be seeing me soon laying down punishment for the dark lord brand of justice.”

PI: “Schwarz, don’t give away too much now. Anyway, SPAMM and I have an upcoming match with Chewy Walrus and Kilconey. “

The crowd pops….

PI: “A team, the Hardcore champ and his life partner. All they need is Sammitch to complete the trinity of Paragon Puppets. He pulls the strings…pull the string Paragon, pull the string. Manipulate your puppets—you master of puppetry—master of puppets. The Bastardos, The Sudden Death Connection, The Tuesday Night Rockers, The IV….puppets all. I see your manipulations and the fracturing of the RDCW Paragon. The Whoayyahhhh of Paainnnn will start fracturing things himself, Paragon. And the fracturing will begin with the Walrus and Kilconey, and I also think SPAMM has some pent up frustration he needs to dish out…”

Monroe: “ Why does he always go on about this conspiracy stuff…its getting rather tired.”

PI: “Glooorriious Paain will be served up for the crowd. Gladiators will compete in the eternal battle. The war that Paragon started will continue, and the Dark Lords will be one step closer to their goals. A single battle will ensue, the campaign will continue...The Campaign of Paainnnnn, and it will begin with Paragon’s new puppets Walrus and Kilconey. The Whhooayyaaahh off Darknnneesss and SPAMM will bring forth another epic battle, and darkness will ensue. I taught you all that a pig can fly…and you will belieeeeeve again…when I’m through with Chewy Walrus you will all believe a Fat Ass can fly.
FLY, FAT ASS, FLYYYYYYYY! .”

Exit music..to mixed reaction from the crowd.

Marcum: “Insane, just insane. But we do have some new eye candy.”

Camera fades in to the center of the ring;we see the Crotch standing with a mic in one hand.

CROTCH: Last Sunday at Conniver Series,my next guest's team got wiped out at the hands of the Tuesday Night Rockers-- here to give his comments on what transpired during that match, the leader of the Bond Brigade,Chris Oakley!!!

Pops from the crowd as "Rooster" explodes from the PA speakers and Chris Oakley makes his way down to the ring. The Crotch fails to notice the "I'm gonna kill somebody" glare in Chris' eyes as he enters the ring;the fans at ringside,however,pick up on it immediately,and so do Marcum and Monroe.

MONROE: There is a look of fury in Chris' eyes surpassing even his legendary standards...
MARCUM: Crotch should get hazard pay for doing this interview!!

Crotch holds microphone out towards Chris.

CROTCH: Chris,tell us what was going through your--

Crotch never gets to finish his question;without warning,Chris decks him across the jaw,then drills him with the Red Alert. Before anybody can react to what's happening,Chris climbs to the top rope and hits Crotch with the Kill 'Em All, then throws a chair into the ring and proceeds to render the RDCW commentator unconscious as he delivers the Red Alert on Crotch a second time. From their announce table at ringside, Marcum and Monroe watch the proceedings in shock.

MONROE: My God! It looks like the events of Conniver Series have pushed Chris over the edge!!!
MARCUM: This is psycho even by Oakley's standards!!

As a hush falls over the Cheesedome,Chris picks up Crotch's mic and turns to address the crowd.

CHRIS: THAT'S JUST A TASTE OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU ASSHOLES IN THE TUESDAY NIGHT ROCKERS WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!! AND DOC MID-NITE,DON'T THINK YOU'RE GETTING OFF EASY, 'CAUSE I'M PERSONALLY GONNA MAKE IT MY BUSINESS TO TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!! AS FOR YOU,PARIAH,I HOPE TO HELL YOU'VE MADE OUT YOUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT,BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE THE RING TONIGHT....IN A FUCKING BODY BAG!!!

Chris throws the mic down to the arena floor and exits the ring,leaving a shocked Cheesedome crowd behind him as EMTs make their way to the ring to assist The Crotch. Camera cuts to the RDCW locker room as the rest of the RDCW superstars begin talking excitedly in reaction to Chris' assault on The Crotch. As we fade to commercial,we see a nervous-looking Arnold Judas Rimmer conferring with James Fantastic about what to do next.

As we come back from commercial, we see Fantastic and AJR conferring. It's clear Fantastic isn't worried, but AJR seems nervous

AJR: I know you know what you're doing, Fantastic, but I've never seen Oakley this pissed off. He's gonna be trouble, mark my words.

James laughs, greatly amused at his manager's concern

James: This is Oakley we're talking about here. You remeber him? Chris Oakley, the guy who's ass I kicked at Conniver Series? No worries.

AJR: Hate to break it to you, but it was Doc Mid-Nite who finished him, and it took three consecutive Blackout Bombs to keep him down. He's tougher than you give him credit for.

At that moment, Tommy walks up to the group, his wife in tow

Tommy Savitz: Hey Jimmy, hey boss. What's up?

AJR: You saw what Oakley just did, right?

Tommy Savitz: Yeah, so? Everyone beats up the Crotch. Hell, even Queen Snarf his non-gender-specific self could've taken him two out of three falls.

James Fantastic: That's pretty much what I've been saying.

At that point, Chris Oakley bursts onto camera, decking AJR and yelling incoherently at The Rockers. Tommy and Fantastic fight back, and the brawl continues fiercely as we cut back to ringside

Duane Eddy’s “The Trembler” plays as the Four walk towards the ring. Each man is still in his version of an impeccably tailored suit…except for MisterJLA, who has switched over to his wrestling gear - he's wearing long black tights with black boots. On the front side of his right leg, is a "IV" logo. On the front on his other leg, is an American flag joined with a British flag. On his ass, the words "RACK ME" and written in blue. He has his Tag Belt held high above his head in one hand, and in the other...a plastic bag?

Monroe: I must admit, JLA is dressed for success now!

Joe Mama grabs a microphone and the Four enter the ring. The fans are mostly cheering, and they get louder as each man raises a hand and flashes the sign. Then Joe Mama speaks…

JM: Conniver Series saw the birth of a new faction. Four men, with nothing more in common than being the elite free agents of the RDCW, decided to join together. Not out of friendship – leave that to the SDC. Not to hit the Top 40 Pop Charts with the latest boy-band sound…Rockers. No, these Four men came together for one simple purpose: to dominate this promotion and do whatever the hell we want! Nowhereman was the first to fall to us, and all I can say about that is “Sorry, big guy! It was just business and, unfortunately for you, you were the first order of that business!”

Now I’m sure Grimm’s sitting in the Cheese-Dome boiler room with the rest of his li’l family. I’m willing to bet that he’s seething and sulking, furious that the small victory he had over me at Conniver Series was eclipsed by the far more important, greater victory that we Four attained. Maybe he’s thinking about running to his good buddy – the Doctor – and demanding just one more chance against me. Grimm – let the obsession die. You cheapened our epic Last Blood Match by whining for our match at Anathema Wednesday. You followed up your loss there with a tidy li’l win at Conniver Series. Enjoy it, Grimm. Because, if you DO force the issue, I swear to you that our match will be our FINAL showdown and you won’t like the results!!!

PenWing, I heard what you said earlier. I’ll make this simple. You were champ. I beat you. You’re demanding your rematch at Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda?. I say “Finally”. You want your title shot? You got it. You want a ladder match? I say “Whatever”. Ladder Match, Last Man Standing Match, Lumberjack Match…I don’t care how we fight. Just know that you will NOT be walking out of here as Champion! You can talk about your little friends in the SDC. You can rattle off catch phrase after catch phrase, but know this: Sudden Death doesn’t Rule – The Four RULE! I’m putting you and the rest of the RDCW on full notice – you step up against us Four, you pay the price! Just ask Nowhereman…

Joe Mama finishes and the crowd cheers. He holds the mic out to his right, as The Mid-Nite Doctor walks up slowly, clutching the microphone with both of his hands...

Doc. Mid-Nite: "Barf and Grimm. I want to let Barf know that from now on The Late One runs four deep in the RDCW and I'm taking the Intercuntinental title with us. That, and now that I've joined the Four man army assembled from the best this company has to offer, The "Over Nite Sensation" is no longer attacking with blind soldiers (like I did with Grimmjob and the Triple Set) and we're puttin' The Dark Whores on notice... Protect Yo' Neck!"

As the crowd gets louder, Doc Mid-Nite hands the mic over to Captain Howdy. Howdy looks puzzled for a moment, but then yells into the mic:

Howdy: CUNTS!!!

This one word gets the loudest pops. The crowd goes wild, chanting and cheering.

Monroe: He a man of few words, but Captain Howdy makes them count!!!

Marcum:

MisterJLA, obviously excited, snatches the microphone from Captain Howdy, who looks partially relieved, and speaks, oblivious to the fact that the crowd has just died down…

JLA: The Dark Lords. Sudden Death Rules. The Family Matters Business Company, or whatever they're called. NOTHING! Nothing compared to this collection of talent that you all see before you! ust like when I joined forces with The Hardcore Legend, Captain Howdy, to create The Allied Powers I have once again surrounded myself with talent that will help me...I mean us, that will help US…rule the RDCW! Just take a look at who I have with me: Joe Mama. The longest reigning IC Champion EVAR! Forget the fact that I was the one who ended his title run! That was a long time ago , and we have put our differences aside for the good of the team! Howdy and I also took the Tag Belts from Joe and the other guy who got fired, but that's another story.

So I have the reigning Big Cheese Champion, Joe Mama on MY side! And also...Doc Mid Nite! The REAL force behind the famous Tag Team Champions: The Triple Threat! Mid Nite almost broke his back carrying Grimm, and that other guy who got fired, during their title run! And as a tag expert myself, I can appreciate what Doc will bring to the team. And last, and certainly least, my old partner: Captain Howdy! Together, we have been the longest reigning Tag Team Champions the RDCW has EVAR seen! We are undefeated! We even unified the RDLL Tag Belts with ours, just for good measure! We r0x0rs! Together, there's nothing the "IV" of us cannot accomplish!

At this, JLA’s teammates nod to each other. The fans are still pretty quiet…

JLA: But tonight...I stand alone.

The fans erupt, cheering. Joe Mama, Doc Mid Nite, and Captain Howdy all feign shock for a moment before chuckling to each other. JLA starts to shake and look around, in faux terror…

JLA: No, it's OK fellas. The Proctor, in his never ending quest to destroy me and my legacy, as signed me in a singles match against, th---th---the feared, th---the d--dddeadly, the notorious...Captain Hoagie! Hoagie, the last time I remember seeing you, Howdy and I were beating you and PenWing senseless in our TLC match, to win the Tag Team Championships! So Hoagie, listen and watch carefully...this is what I'm going to do to you!

JLA reaches inside the plastic bag, and pulls out a hoagie. JLA rips into the sandwich his teeth, and begins to eat it very quickly. Some of the contents of the sandwich are scattered around JLA's feet. His teammates step back in surprise, and JLA starts to choke on the sandwich.

JLA: That's OK <cough> fellas <cough> I'm all right. You see that <cough>, Hoagie? I like to eat hoagies, and tonight, I'm going to LOVE eating you!

The crowd laughs at JLA, while Joe, Howdy, and Mid Nite silently slip out of the ring, shaking their heads and chuckling. A few moments after they’re gone, MisterJLA notices that he’s alone in the ring and rushes to the back.

Monroe: I don’t quite know what JLA’s words mean for Captain Sammitch, but it looks like the Four are otherwise on the same page…

Marcum: I think it was JLA’s best appearance to date!

As the Four wait for JLA to catch up, they shake their heads. They turn back and begin to walk up the rampway but their approach is halted by a lightning bolt striking the entranceway! The Four fall backwards over MisterJLA as the CheeseDome goes dark and "Cemetary Gates" begins to play.

Monroe: You know what this means! Madman? Get out from under the table!

MarcuM: Are you sure it's safe?

The Dark Lords make their way out onto the ramp. Grimm's hands are dripping with blood. He pauses to hit the crucifix pose before wiping the blood off onto his fore head in an X. Then he begins to speak.

Grimm: Well, well, well. If it isn't the high and mighty Four! Cowards, one and all! That's right, I said cowards. How can this be? Let's go down the list.

First off, you have Doc. Mid-Shite. Now Mid-Shite was just moments ago telling us all how he was the real power behind the Triple Set! But let's look at the facts. The facts are, you got your ass kicked by the Hellions and you ran away! Check your neck? More like hide your neck!

And then there's the Allied Ponces, who've not only made running away a lifestyle choice, but elevated it into art form! I've already proven that Howdy's lost it, and JLA's running scared since losing the IC belt!

And last, but most certainly not least, we have. . .JOE MAMA. Joe Mama who got lucky at Anathema Wednesday and barely scraped by with his title. Joe Mama who ran away at Conniver Series leaving Nowhereman all alone to face his fate! Well, I finished off Nowhereman and now I'm coming for you, Joe.

You see I heard the challenge that your protege, PenWing issued out here earlier and I decided to take things into my own hands. So I "talked" to Pennie backstage.

Monroe: He talked to him backstage?

MarcuM: What does that mean?

Grimm: Boys in the back, if you would.

The Cheese-O-Tron comes to life as we see a closeup of PenWing's hockey jersey. The camera pans back to reveal PenWing, arms outstretched and cuffed to a pipe running along a wall. His face is covered in blood. There is a collective gasp as the audience realizes who's blood is covering Grimm's hands.

Grimm: That's right, as you can see, we came to terms backstage. So you see, it's not gonna be a ladder match at Arma Gadda Da Vida. What it will be, is a three way dance for the Big Cheese Title! So keep running scared boys, because time's running out for the Four! Abandon all hope.

"Cemetary Gates" hits again as the CheeseDome lights go down. When the lights go back up, the Dark Lords are gone.

Singles Match
Chris Oakley vs. Pariah

From the opening bell, technical skill went right out the window; the former Bond Brigade captain and the GBW bad boy went at each other like rabid dogs, trading punches, chops, and other various attacks in the center of ring.

Monroe: These two look like they are going to kill each other!

Marcum: Oakley may finally have met a man angrier than himself!

Pariah tried to apply his infamous Gaydiation hold on Oakley only to have the solo striker grab his arm and fling him into one of the ring posts; Chris went for the Snuff the Rooster and wound up on the wrong end of a German suplex from Pariah. GBW's resident lunatic then prepared to deliver the Gloom & Doom on Oakley...

Monroe: Buhgawb! Oakley could be finished!

Marcum: But that could make Pariah a serious competitor! Gob help us all!

Pariah lifts Oakley into the Gloom & Doom, and it looked like it was all over, but Oakley managed to spin himself out of the move and pull Pariah down with a DDT. Chris helped Pariah back to his feet and unleashed his full fury on the stunned Pariah. Hitting his foe with back-to-back Red Alerts, Oakley administered the coup de grace with a Full Metal Jacket for the 3-count and the victory. Not pausing to acknowledge the crowd's ovation after the match, Chris grabbed a folding chair and stormed back to the locker room area looking to bust some TNR heads.

Tag Match
Tuesday Night Rockers vs. Johnny Evil & Charlie

The match started with Fantastic and Charlie in the ring, and the piar rapidly got down to exchanging blows. Fantastic initially used his speed to take the advanatge, nailing Charlie with a headscissor takedown before attempting to lock in an armbar. However, Charlie made it to the ropes in time to break the hold. The Million Dollar Pitbull then came back fighting, nailing Fantastic with a vicious series of punches before whipping him into the ropes and shoulder blocking him to the mat on the rebound.

Marcum: The members come and go, but The Bastardo's will always be unstoppable!

Charlie then went up top, but Big T ran across the apron and pushed him off the turnbuckle. As the ref reprimanded the Rocker Johnny Evil slipped in to the ring and joined Charlie, double-teaming Fantastic with a double clothesline. As the ref turned round Johnny slipped out of the ring and Charlie covered Fantastic for a pin, but The Original Rocker kicked out on 2. Charlie then picked him up and went for The Enforcer, but AJR pulled Fantastic out of the ring. The ref started to count, but Fantastic got back into the ring at 5 to resume the match, springboarding off the ropes to hit Charlie with a flying forearm. The Rocker then hit The Supercool, but Ariel distracted the ref whilst Big Fat Elvis snuck into the ring and naield Fantastic with a Gorilla press Slam. By the time the ref's attention had returned to the match Charlie was back on his feet and in control of the match.

Monroe: Fantastic needs to get to his corner and tag Big T in!

Marcum: Not gonna happen Monroe! The Bastardo's have this one in the bag!

The Bastardo's took control of the match, tagging frequently and distracting the ref whenever Fantastic looked like making a comeback. Eventually Johnny Evil went for The Skyway to Tomorrowland, but Fantastic rolled out from under the blow and made it to his corner to tag in Big T.

Monroe: Here comes the Big Man!

The Japanese Titan then went to work, reclaiming control of the match with a seires of punishing clotheslines before grabbing Johnny Evil and hitting Terrorvision. He then picked up Johnny and hitting the Badass Bomb. However, at the point Chris Oakley ran down to the ring, chair in hand and murder in his eyes!

Monroe: BUHGAWD! Here comes Oakley!

AJR attempted to stop him, but Oakley promptly flattened him with the steel chair. Ariel, recognising the opportunity, leapt upto the apron and distracted the ref and Oakley hit The Kill 'Em All on Big T. Fantastic attempted to come to the aid of his buddy, but Oakley picked him up and naield him with The Red Alert before rolling out of the ring. As the ref turned backed to the match Johnny managed to get himself across Big T, getting a 3 count and winning the match!

Doctor, doctor?
Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz vs. Doc. Mid-Nite

Tommy Savitz hit the ring first, his wife Terri, in tow. The fans cheered the TNR member as he went into his pre match promo just before Mid-Nite's music hit.

The Four member strolled to ringside flashing the four fingers sign to a mixed reaction. Some fans responded flashing their four fingers. Some fans only flashed one.

The bell rang and Mid-Nite and Savitz jumped into a fast paced encounter with both men exchanging several moves that brought the fans to their feet. Many times the fans clapped and chanted their approval for both competitors.

The bout went for several minutes and had many considering it a match of the year candidate as Savitz went to apply his Surgeon's Knife finisher. Mid-Nite escaped and set Savitz up for a Blackout Bomb.

As he went for the move, a hand ripped up through the mat as Darth emerged from below the ring!

Monroe: BUHGAWB!!! How did he get under the ring?

Darth grabbed Mid-Nite and drug him into the hole with him as the official disqualified Savitz for outside interference. Savitz protested but the official wouldn't budge. Finally, the Surgeon locked him in a Scalpelplex, dropping him to the mat! Tommy & Terri posed for the fans cheers as the camera focused on the hole in the ring that Darth and Mid-Nite had vanished into.

Heavyweight Division Match
Captain Sammitch vs. MisterJLA

After a grueling match in which Sammitch dominated with technical wrestling manuevers, Jeeves distracted the referee allowing MisterJLA to hit "Final Justice" and get the three count.

Main Event Tag Match
Chewy Walrus & Killconey (SDC) vs. Pig Iron & Spamm (Dark Lords)

This foursome blew the roof off of the CheeseDome with this fast paced, exciting bout! The Dark Lords team was disqualified when Ex-Officer Schwarz tossed Pig Iron her nightstick, and the Wooooyahhhhh of paaiiiinnnn brutalized the SDC members with it! Lothar called for the dq, but Schwarz climbed into the ring and DL trio handcuffed Chewy and Killconey to the ropes and beat them mercilessly.

Capt. Sammitch ran down to ringside to make the save, clearing the ring with a steel chair. But the damage had already been done. Chewy & Killconey were unconscious.