Main Event
Grimm vs. PenWing

Monroe: It's time for our main event, fans. This match came about as a result of events from last week.

MarcuM: PenWing, that chucklehead, challenged Joe Mama to a ladder match at Arma Gadda Da Vida!

Shot of PenWing standing in the ring last week.

PenWIng: "It's time for me to call in my marker, and demand my rematch for the Heavyweight Cheese Championship at Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda!"

Monroe: But PenWing didn't just want any match.

PenWing: "The only way I can think of to get this right, is to hang the Heavyweight Cheese title above this ring and reclaim from you in a ladder match!"

MarcuM: But there was someone else who wanted in the action at Arma Gadda Da Vida. Someone who defeated Joe Mama at Conniver Series!

Cut to a shot of Grimm and the Dark Lords standing on the rampway. Grimm's hands are covered in blood and he's speaking.

Grimm: "You see I heard the challenge that your protege, PenWing issued out here earlier and I decided to take things into my own hands. So I "talked" to Pennie backstage."

Monroe: He talked to him backstage?

MarcuM: What does that mean?

We see a closeup of PenWing's hockey jersey. The camera pans back to reveal PenWing, arms outstretched and cuffed to a pipe running along a wall. His face is covered in blood. There is a collective gasp as the audience realizes who's blood is covering Grimm's hands.

Grimm: "It's not gonna be a ladder match at Arma Gadda Da Vida. What it will be, is a three way dance for the Big Cheese Title!"

Monroe: PenWing demanded this match this week, to get even with Grimm!

MarcuM: That moron demanded this match? We haven't even seen or heard from him all day!

Monroe: He'll be here, Madman! Grimm! PenWing! Next!


The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."