RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Arma Gadda Da Vida '05 preview

RDCW presents Arma Gadda Da Vida Friday December 30th, 2005!

World Heavyweight Cheese Title
3 Way Dance
Joe Mama (C) defends against Grimm and PenWing

Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Darth (C) vs. Doc. Mid-Nite

Women's Booby Title
Lor (C) vs. Princess Elisa

World Tag Team Titles
Allied Powers (C) vs. Tuesday Night Rockers

Captain Sammitch vs. Pig Iron
special referee: Dr. William Paragon

Hardcore Porn Title
Chewy Walrus (C) vs. Charlie vs. Balls Nasty

RDCW presents Arma Gadda Da Vida Friday December 30th, 2005!

RDCW officials have been scrambling to keep up with the main event scenario! The 3 Way Dance is now a 4 Way Dance as Nowhereman has joined the show! This is NOT a Fatal Fourway match! Three men must be eliminated to win the match!

World Heavyweight Cheese Title
4 Way Dance
Joe Mama (C) defends against Grimm, PenWing, and Nowhereman!

Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Darth (C) vs. Doc. Mid-Nite

Women's Booby Title
Lor (C) vs. Princess Elisa

World Tag Team Titles
Allied Powers (C) vs. Tuesday Night Rockers

Captain Sammitch vs. Pig Iron
special referee: Dr. William Paragon

Hardcore Porn Title
Chewy Walrus (C) vs. Charlie vs. Balls Nasty

No DQ Match
Chris Oakley vs. Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz

The Madman would like to inform you all that Arma Gadda Da Vida will be my last night with the RDCW. I'd like to thank the Doctor, Rob, Mike Monroe, Louie Bastardo, MisterJLA, and everyone in the RDCW family for accepting me and making me a part of their lives. Thanks, guys!

Well,you're certainly going out in style.

You have no idea.

The first bars of "Rooster" start to play as the screen shows an old video clip of Chris Oakley signing his first RDCW contract;at the top of the screen a caption reads:FROM HIS FIRST DAYS IN RDCW,HE HAD JUST ONE GOAL IN MIND....

Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere...

Video fades to a slow-motion highlight segment of one of his hardcore title matches against PenWing.The caption now reads:TO BE ONE OF RDCW'S GREATEST STARS....

Wife and kids household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere....

Video intercuts footage of Chris' Robblemania XX bout against the Captain of Outer Space with his betrayal by Louie Bastardo at the 2005 RDCW Rumble.The caption this time says:HE'S KNOWN BOTH INCREDIBLE TRIUMPH AND HEARTBREAKING DEFEAT....

Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster
You know he ain't gonna die...

Montage ends with a still headshot of Chris beside one of Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz against a white background under the caption...BUT HIS BIGGEST TEST IN RDCW IS YET TO COME.As we fade to commercial,we see these words written in red against a black background:CHRIS OAKLEY VS. TOMMY SAVITZ AT ARMA-GADDA-DA-VIDA

RDCW presents Arma Gadda Da Vida Friday December 30th, 2005!

RDCW officials have been scrambling to keep up with the main event scenario! The 3 Way Dance is now a 4 Way Dance as Nowhereman has joined the show! This is NOT a Fatal Fourway match! Three men must be eliminated to win the match!

World Heavyweight Cheese Title
4 Way Dance
Joe Mama (C) defends against Grimm, PenWing, and Nowhereman!

Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Darth (C) vs. Doc. Mid-Nite

Women's Booby Title
Lor (C) vs. Princess Elisa

World Tag Team Titles
Allied Powers (C) vs. Tuesday Night Rockers

Captain Sammitch vs. Pig Iron
special referee: Dr. William Paragon

Hardcore Porn Title
Chewy Walrus (C) vs. Charlie vs. Balls Nasty

No DQ Match
Chris Oakley vs. Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz

Clockwork Banana House of Fun Match!
Spandex Monkey Man vs. Mystery Opponent
As retribution for Halloween Handjobs, Dr. Paragon has ordered Spandex Monkey Man to go into this matach against an unknown opponent from Spamm's past! Who could it be?