I can explain this whole thing.
One night back in May or so, I tore away from my busy agenda and stopped by the good old boards, when lo and behold, Rob had set up an arcade. Soooo, I checked it out, and for no reason whatsoever decided to try out Chopper Challenge, very easy. So easy, in fact, that I made the high score! I was quite pleased with myself and I still am.
Little did I know that the person who used to be champion was a sore loser named rex. So from that day forward, he would barge into every third post of mine and *shivers in my boots* say that I'm Sideways, no backups, no proof, no explanations, no logged ISP reports from Rob, nothing. Just his word. This is all dated. Is that supposed to be an insult? Or just another RKMB inside joke? We'll never know.
So yes, rex is my bitch, as is with anyone who's better than him at anything. But does he push buttons on Sideways easily? Probably. Does he push buttons on me easily? Maybe, but he sure can't push a mouse button like I can!
And he's your bitch as well. You're the best gaysbian since time began. I wouldn't put it past him to pop in here and make a bitch of himself yet again. Come watch! It'll be fun! I'm looking forward to it.
