Paris Hilton is one of the few household name-level famous women I would never fuck, even though she's a household name and it would give me bragging rights (and we already know she'd let me videotape her for evidence). Forget skanky, that's a media ploy. She's just downright ugly.
I remember the first time I heard of her. There were reports of an heiress who the Japanese were giddy for. Then I saw her.
Balls. nasty.
I also feel the same way about Nicole Ritchie.
