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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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she sucks men that like filming shit
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Actually, I'm sure if you slow it down a tad, you can see her get skankier. It's subtle though.
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The man has a point though. It's like her face is set in stone
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It's cuz' she's ugly...And she knows it.
Making sure to turn and keep that smile all the time slightly reduces the stank on that bitch. If ever she stopped smiling...Well....
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The man has a point though. It's like her face is set in stone
Plastic may be more like it, she's a friggin' Barbie doll.
Speaking of, I had an idea for Family Guy where Meg (or anyone really) meets a stationary Paris Hilton. After waiting for a response from Paris, her head falls off to reveal that she's a doll.
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Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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Jeremy said:
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The man has a point though. It's like her face is set in stone
Plastic may be more like it, she's a friggin' Barbie doll.
Speaking of, I had an idea for Family Guy where Meg (or anyone really) meets a stationary Paris Hilton. After waiting for a response from Paris, her head falls off to reveal that she's a doll.
I hear she sucks alot of cock, and if her face is set in something, couldn't we say it was wood and call her Woody?
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well now i need to puke for various reasons
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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hey, it was just a suggestion
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yeah, test it on your friends first
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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This is the third paris hilton thread this year.
I think thats more than enough.
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I'd fuck her!
The last honest man. And it's Nowie?!
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I'd fuck the shit out of her. I wouldn't talk to her or have any kind of relationship with her, but I would fuck it as much as possible.
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I wouldn't fuck her. I've seen the video - she's a dead lay. BUT(!!!) - based on the video - I would let her blow me. She sucks cock like a Champion!
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I wouldn't fuck her, she strikes me as.....downright weird
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I wouldn't fuck her, she strikes me as.....downright weird
don't worry Chant.......she wouldn't fuck you either.
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Ah weak! How did the stupid spoiled whore get out of Mr. Slave's cluttered ass? Did she flash the ghost frog her punaner or something?
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I wouldn't talk to her or have any kind of relationship with her
Thats a good idea.
I mean,you wouldnt wanna scare her off!
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I wouldn't fuck her, she strikes me as.....downright weird
don't worry Chant.......she wouldn't fuck you either.
I know that should make me feel bad, but oddly enough, it really doesn't!
I feel....relieved actually.
Skankiest Skank in Skankland...
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Skankiest Skank in Skankland...
Nice to see you admitting it!
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I know, I'm pathetic  Thinking that Paris Hilton is a skank really is pathetic 
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wait. If you wanna fuck anything that moves and you have more micro-organisms growing in your crotch than all of the public restrooms in America, that makes you a skank?!
Ok, she's a skank.
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Paris Hilton is one of the few household name-level famous women I would never fuck, even though she's a household name and it would give me bragging rights (and we already know she'd let me videotape her for evidence). Forget skanky, that's a media ploy. She's just downright ugly.
I remember the first time I heard of her. There were reports of an heiress who the Japanese were giddy for. Then I saw her.
Balls. nasty.
I also feel the same way about Nicole Ritchie.
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wait. If you wanna fuck anything that moves and you have more micro-organisms growing in your crotch than all of the public restrooms in America, that makes you a skank?!
Ok, she's a skank.
Dont talk about Chant like that......even though he did admit to being a skank!
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Paris Hilton is one of the few household name-level famous women I would never fuck, even though she's a household name and it would give me bragging rights (and we already know she'd let me videotape her for evidence). Forget skanky, that's a media ploy. She's just downright ugly.
I remember the first time I heard of her. There were reports of an heiress who the Japanese were giddy for. Then I saw her.
Balls. nasty.
I also feel the same way about Nicole Ritchie.
Seeing pictures of her make me wanna punch babies.
Or at least her.
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wait. If you wanna fuck anything that moves and you have more micro-organisms growing in your crotch than all of the public restrooms in America, that makes you a skank?!
Ok, she's a skank.
Dont talk about Chant like that......even though he did admit to being a skank!
YES DAMMIT, I'M LEAVING MY HEART OPEN!!!
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all this talk and not one nekkid image
no wonder I dont bother to get online much
YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
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I watched House of Wax over the Christmas period, the only thing I got from the film is why Paris doesn't change her expression - she has a sleepy eye! So she keeps the other half closed to try to make herself look normal. fascinating.
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Paris Hilton is one of the few household name-level famous women I would never fuck, even though she's a household name and it would give me bragging rights (and we already know she'd let me videotape her for evidence). Forget skanky, that's a media ploy. She's just downright ugly.
I remember the first time I heard of her. There were reports of an heiress who the Japanese were giddy for. Then I saw her.
Balls. nasty.
I also feel the same way about Nicole Ritchie.
Hilton looks like a crack whore. You can almost smell disease right through the computer monitor.
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she does look nasty. besides not being attracitve in the face, her body is all bony. oh, and she's a skeezer
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all this talk and not one mekkid image
no wonder I dont bother to get online much
THIS IS A MUCH MORE IMPORTANT ISSUE THAN HER EXPRESSIONS!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh Oh KURT!
I think I'm cute
I won gold medals
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